THECACTUS

Apr 16, 2025 2:24 AM

bowlafruit

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It does look like an ancient torture method

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He had it coming, he was prick.

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Some times you need help with that gouch itch

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When your urologist says 'this might sting a little'

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know a guy who could use this therapy..

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Houston Jones does this on the regular, or so I'm told and have read in books...

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When you've got that burning, itching feeling in your crotch.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have some penis owners that SAd me to subject to this treatment.

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Oh ,thats the spot.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, thanks for reminding me - my taxes are due

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Make sure to add a little note to Elon when you file.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dotted my "i" with little hearts - I hope he notices!!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet you can hear it without hearing it.
Medicine for your belly ache,
get your nuts ripped off by a cactus grate.

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Look i know this is just a cartoon and a joke but doing this to a real saguaro will seriously damage it and probably kill something it took most of a century to grow.

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Itโ€™s also not great for the guy

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Look, we can easily find another guy. We only have so many saguaros.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

paige's brother pierce...

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Hear he's kind of a prick.

1 year ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Grating personality?

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Is this a turn-on for anyone else? No? Just me?

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Itching balls are no joke

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PAIGE, NO!

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Everybody telling Paige what to do... When does Paige get to decide!!!!! ๐Ÿฅบ And record it?

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You ever get so angry you want to hit somebody with a cactus?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you have a Steam link? I need to add something to my "Never Show Again. ๐˜•๐˜Œ๐˜๐˜Œ๐˜™." list.

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Sure, looks like fun, but have a safe word.

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The safe-word would be โ€œbooooor-ingโ€. Rip norm.

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My safe word would be "AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

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The safe word is cactus

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I thought it was Elon

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Shit, if we didn't agree on the safe word... One of us is in for a good time

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Let's do this to Stephen Miller.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He deserves this, and more.

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To every Republicunt, everywhere.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is awful. The great saguaro is a protected species. Harming or vandalizing a saguaro in any manner is illegal by state law in Arizona.

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Look at the guys costumes, this is computer-generated. Likely an ad for some shitty asset flip, and this scene isn't actually in the game (it's just 2D)

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Yes that is obvious. Itโ€™s so obvious that I had hoped pretending it was real could be seen as humorous. Plz join me for a giggle at my cleverness https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZnU5eWNnY3Z1eHptbHUyczJ0djZwbmZ0NHhtbHE3eWVpMnpoeHphZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lszAB3TzFtRaU/giphy.mp4

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This looks like Age of Empires-type dudes though. Arizona probably isn't a state and doesn't have laws against this.

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Yeah, but if the police catch you, you lose 10 gold for every hit point you dealt to the cactus

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