Look i know this is just a cartoon and a joke but doing this to a real saguaro will seriously damage it and probably kill something it took most of a century to grow.
Look at the guys costumes, this is computer-generated. Likely an ad for some shitty asset flip, and this scene isn't actually in the game (it's just 2D)
ingridwebb88
It does look like an ancient torture method
zeacorzeppelin10
He had it coming, he was prick.
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
TheLastGreatAudit
BushDidWolf359
Redyls
hell0
Some times you need help with that gouch itch
YippeeKayakOB
When your urologist says 'this might sting a little'
ispendtomuchtimehere
I know a guy who could use this therapy..
DidgeryDrew
Houston Jones does this on the regular, or so I'm told and have read in books...
digitreal
kriswinters
When you've got that burning, itching feeling in your crotch.
AlmostHappy
I have some penis owners that SAd me to subject to this treatment.
duhitspollo
thesameasyours
rubbersidedown
Oh ,thats the spot.
Justminutesago
Oh, thanks for reminding me - my taxes are due
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Make sure to add a little note to Elon when you file.
Justminutesago
I dotted my "i" with little hearts - I hope he notices!!
clamjuicecoctail
I bet you can hear it without hearing it.

Medicine for your belly ache,
get your nuts ripped off by a cactus grate.
grayone64
LitchLitch
Look i know this is just a cartoon and a joke but doing this to a real saguaro will seriously damage it and probably kill something it took most of a century to grow.
epithymetic
Itโs also not great for the guy
BaWitda
Look, we can easily find another guy. We only have so many saguaros.
Redyls
paige's brother pierce...
BeaverOnFire
Eyhlix
Hear he's kind of a prick.
DocAqua
Grating personality?
markhMoonHero
Is this a turn-on for anyone else? No? Just me?
flexstar
Itching balls are no joke
justplainvanilla
Rexsplode
PAIGE, NO!
maincarrot
Everybody telling Paige what to do... When does Paige get to decide!!!!! ๐ฅบ And record it?
thatwoodguy
You ever get so angry you want to hit somebody with a cactus?
dalaiyoda
Do you have a Steam link? I need to add something to my "Never Show Again. ๐๐๐๐๐." list.
poscduke
UnattendedDeviant
Sure, looks like fun, but have a safe word.
johnnothing
The safe-word would be โbooooor-ingโ. Rip norm.
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
My safe word would be "AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Hexarcy00
The safe word is cactus
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
I thought it was Elon
Hexarcy00
Shit, if we didn't agree on the safe word... One of us is in for a good time
walnutbreath
Let's do this to Stephen Miller.
DangerBaer
He deserves this, and more.
TheSpindrifter
To every Republicunt, everywhere.
theskepticinme
This is awful. The great saguaro is a protected species. Harming or vandalizing a saguaro in any manner is illegal by state law in Arizona.
Nathanyel
Look at the guys costumes, this is computer-generated. Likely an ad for some shitty asset flip, and this scene isn't actually in the game (it's just 2D)
theskepticinme
Yes that is obvious. Itโs so obvious that I had hoped pretending it was real could be seen as humorous. Plz join me for a giggle at my cleverness https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZnU5eWNnY3Z1eHptbHUyczJ0djZwbmZ0NHhtbHE3eWVpMnpoeHphZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lszAB3TzFtRaU/giphy.mp4
TsukariYoshi
This looks like Age of Empires-type dudes though. Arizona probably isn't a state and doesn't have laws against this.
Einstein9073
Yeah, but if the police catch you, you lose 10 gold for every hit point you dealt to the cactus