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Aug 24, 2017 2:33 PM
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tommy0877
You stupid boy!!!
throwawayacct1951
smashpro1
Don't know why they left a witness alive.
MuchMischief
Alfred is so awesome. Sass coming out the wazoo
Mortimer2000
turbochop3300
Batman: You think you know everything about me, don't you? Alfred: I diapered your bottom, I bloody well ought to, SIR!
Moosecock
Alfred knows how to serve
MXMS360
Alfred's BAT and Switch move
proracing53
lemmerustlethosejimmies
Talk shit, get hit you shtupid boi.
ticklishtaint
ConfessionBare
Learn how to make a better sandwich, Alfred.
Sitraka
Why did the richest familly in Gotham went to the theater without guards ???? They are rich in a dangerous city with lot of poverty so why?
raitchison
Risky but I'll give you an upvote
PascalCasedUserName
Are you afraid Batman's gonna come find you for upvoting this?
ReallyNotAVampire
"Try me, you tight wearing punk ass bitch." -Alfred
vStonie
"Doth thou even lift master wayne?"-alfred
VictorGonzalves
Imagine Alfred actually speaking like that.
SippyTurtle
But still in the proper British accent.
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
I'll go ahead and assume this isn't canon
supraman2turbo
Totes happened
NCRLoyalist
No, thank god.
JustWantToPostThisMeme
No, although someone made one where it was. Thug was supposed to kill Bruce too so Alfred could get the inheritance. Alfred had to (1)
JustWantToPostThisMeme
raise Bruce and set him up to be Batman so he'd get killed and Alfred wouldn't be implicated.
Rifneno
No, but this is (in one universe):
Orbitrons
Oh Injustice, lovely seeing it go downhill...
PinstripePotoroo93
Fuggin snitch
Pyroblowout
Beat me to it.