A different kind of turning tricks.
Look at all this soon-to-bloom jasmine we've been growing since quarantine started!
My art submission: the wedding canopy (chuppah) I built for my little sister's wedding.
Move over, Florida Man.
Space Jam.
There He goes again!
September ended.
Thoughts and prayers.
Noob Saibot and Belle say "hello imgur!"
Real life Avatar, but just the shitty parts.
Kentucky Fried Heart Failure.
Sliding into your bitch's DMs like...
The catnip we planted seems to be working. Happy Halloween from Chickpea!
It's not a book
Sonic hates him.
WARNING: Spoopy content ahead!
The memes are disappearing.
The Faux News spin on the Mueller testimony. Not one actual quote from the hearing.
My awesome wife in her surprise limo (for becoming a PhD candidate in finance!) on our way to a Disney cruise.
TIL how they make Baby Oil.
Child performs CPR on encephalatic sibling.
We're witnessing the start of the Covid Baby Boom.
Repost for the other silly people that didn't notice the Mommy dog off to the side.
Show me your card.
It's my kit in a box!
A Song of Icee and Fries.
The grip strength of these Cirque du Soleil Stormtroopers tho.
MRW I'm asked what letter comes before B in the alphabet.
Christmas joke
Stealing a Magic Eye from a dump and reposting?
Saw this in a dump and totally agree. Can someone explain?
My house flooded.
Me getting blackheads out of my nose in the mornings.
This is what we're fighting against.
How to make the Forbidden Smore.
Excellent.
Spoopy Kitty Shirt.
Inanimate objects that have more emotion than me.
In case you hadn't heard
Greatest (rescue) Of All Time
Now I know how a Pez dispenser feels.
Oscar Origins.
MR(response)W someone says you can't be a good wingman if you let people walk all over you.
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My birthday cake is also our first King Cake of Mardi Gras Season!
Ten points to Dumbledore.
This group text about a GoT premier party.
Ever wanted to feel like a testicle? Now you can!
My kitty totem pole.
Shredder: The Early Years
Real magic does exist.
Christian Bale pledges support for Trump
Our foster doggie is concerned that he might get adopted today.
With all the Cohen/Manafort news, don't forget about this.
And my piece had the baby!