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Guys, I just had a great idea for a PT-esque short film.
BeardsleyMcTurbanhead
Yeah, but do you get access to the pool or at least an outdoor shower?
Nikadiemus
With a little work, it could be made into a perfect sex dungeon,... interested.
BoxesofFoxes
That is so ridiculously illegal, it should be reporting to that city's zoning board.
GlenL
Man, could you imagine needing the bathroom in the middle of the night? That's like a 5 minute walk.
wzarya
i would gladly pay 650/month for that place
justlikethatthere
Mmmmm closet space
juliesmansion
true dat.
rodgertheshrubber
Is there good wifi in your subterranean murder house - would it carry between rooms?
Ant4N
I'm 15, and I don't know much about places, but if I were to get there minimum wage jobs, I'd live there and pretend to be a pimp.
Ant4N
Three minimum*
Justiceleeg
Life has many doors, Ed-boy
nolubba1037
no. that's my horse.
bender211
If you have to shit n the middle of the night, it better be serious.
LunarApocalypse
Poop on the carpet? Or be killed by a vengeful spirit...
ventiespressodepresso
Imagine going meeting OP at a bar and he brings you back to that sweet ass house and then... basement
baconsmellsreallygood
This reminds me of the sims where you would have one lonely person living in your basement away from your perfect rich family
whatevenarecats
My 1bd Manhattan apartment is about the size of the main room and costs more than twice as much
RedBeardedBastard
*cries in Californian'*
slamnfreak
*relates in Seattleite*
myglassesarebiggerthanyours
My cat would love sprinting up and down the murder hallways at 3am.
biolologist
That long hallway seems like a fire code violation...
MrWolfwood
hate to be "that guy" but this unit doesn't have a technical "Bedroom" unless it has a window.
HoldMeCloserTinyDragon
The ad says it has "energy efficient windows" hm.
MrWolfwood
"So efficient you
Selftitledkm89
That is a hell of a walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Improbabilitydrive42
You could just create a bedroom in the main room, like a studio ~ problem solved.
Wormbo2
Fuck that, super huge bedroom in the middle and drum set room down the hall
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
I like your style
SteamingTheCat
Like, horror movie bad
drunkbettie
As someone with a bladder the size of a stunted walnut, the distance between the bedroom and bathroom made me shudder in horror.
Paullovespizza
Same here. Have to get up a couple of times during the night at least.
paranoiacinreverse
You DON'T want to be pregnant in this place.
Blastergv9
I would pimp the fuck out of that place for $650 a month
maximumbob54
Doesn't look that bad to me.
maathimself
Bedroom and bathroom are on opposite ends of the apt.
GerberLegalTeam
I kind of like the ways in which it's "weird"
Bronxon
With an awesome wineshelf! And a pool! I would LOVE it!
akahata
There a two HVAC in the bedroom...
BAimgurchi
I was thinking the same thing...
Improbabilitydrive42
Same.
Caspooky
With some furniture and decorative lighting that place could looks awesome. No windows? Window light panels will solve that issue!
DinosaurusRex23AD
No kitchen sink...
maximumbob54
http://capstonecompany.com/property/19197-river-apt-c-athens-ohio-45701/
LoonyBoBdammitwhotookmyname
"Energy efficient windows" lol
bigbluewrangler
Why would you want this? I pay $800 a month for a 3 story town house with a garage! All kinds of windows!
leekyfaucet
I pay $800 a month for a 200 sq ft apartment.... location, location, location
bigbluewrangler
This is true.... I do live in the coal fields of Southwest Virginia
ErinFromTheOffice
$690/month now. But yeah I like wine, A LOT. http://capstonecompany.com/property/19197-river-apt-c-athens-ohio-45701/
synalx
I was just gonna say that... I'd put that wine rack to very good use.
bamcockseverywhere
You'd have to live in Athens, Ohio. You know what they say about astronauts and Ohio, right?
relsky
Only astronauts and assholes in Ohio.
bamcockseverywhere
I was gonna go with "there are so many astronauts from Ohio because they want to be as far as possible from Ohio"
SkypeOfCthulhu
Affordable, nice vibe for a sex dungeon, highly defensible against zombies/velociraptors. Please tell me what's supposed to be wrong here?
xj4low
Except no way out if the door is breached.
Ichose2
That's a really good point. If there's no second door or egress window, that's a deathtrap if there's a fire
SubZole
or if you eat too much taco :D
justchelsea
the trip from the bed to the toilet though...
dickable
Still looks dope, ngl
AlmostScientist
Looks great to me
iwanttobearedheadandhavenosoul
Where would you shower?
Awhaleandabowlofpetunias
Ho baths errday
GlenL
In the shower on the bottom left of the floor plan, one would assume.
gostoso666
Where do you pay that much per mth? That's weekly here in Sydney
MemberBerrySmoothie
easily.. fucking Neutral Bay is killing my life
ARabidDingo
I'm paying 385/week for a tiny shoebox house in brisbane.
gostoso666
450 for a house in campsie. 2br that I share with another. You find a way
P7M8
somebody pls look up AUSD and USD....
gostoso666
The guy paying 1190/wk in akl is 849usd
ExaltedFemShep
Who the fuck can pay 2600 a month for a shitty apartment? !?
xcelita
In San Francisco: one tech employee or 8 college students in bunk beds.
ExaltedFemShep
Yeah I've heard sf is even worse than Vancouver
CoolSnackChris
My place in Auckland is $1190 a week. A WEEK! My landlord gets over 50 grand a year from me.
Edivy
I'm moving to Auckland next week :( :(
CoolSnackChris
Welcome. if you need advice hit me up
MERGATROYDER
Move to America!!
Ezzybells
Nah, just get out of Sydney and Melbourne.
DogsAreCoolerThanPeopleDotJPEG
Trump would kick them out.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Only if they aren't white. He loves white immigrants
gostoso666
Kiwi. Australia kicks us out too
gostoso666
Kiwi. Australia kicks us out too
Smayds
I would say "come home then" but I'm paying $490 a week for a tiny place in Auckland...
MemberBerrySmoothie
for good reason
Smayds
I would say "come home then" but I'm paying $490 a week for a tiny place in Auckland...
gostoso666
Couldn't live in Akl. Jobs also hard to find. At least i could access my super if I went back.
ElimTain
For $650/mo that's an AWESOME place. Esp. if you have access to the pool. With 2 HVAC units in the bedroom who needs a white noise machine?
raviolihummingbird
"White noise machine"? Like an old TV? What'd you need that for, summoning a poltergeist?
PrincesssButtercup
I would kill to live in a place like that. A studio apartment in my city is 1400 a month
liliantbn
This looks like the foundation of a building that was never meant for human habitation. A mech room. Not safe even the air quality. Code?
ilovebees
Honestly not even sure it's legally rentable... most places require a certain sized window (or door) in the bedroom.
lostconfusedandeasilydistractedheylookapenny
yup. bedrooms /have/ to have a window in case of fire. my basement bedroom required this when i built my house.
liliantbn
Also air circulation. The HVAC systems seem to be for the upper floors and maybe even exhausting in there. Also water heaters could be gas.
bitemark
Hellmouth Vikings And Curry
MaxamillionX72
Easy access to HW tanks and HVAC. Anybody pisses you off, prepare for hot apartment and cold showers. And so many closets!
stinkingyeti
Bloody hell, i'd fucking love that. I pay 200/week for something not much bigger in floor space than a fancy RV.
KatyLudwig
But you have to walk through two murder hallways to get to the bathroom in the middle of the night?!
woodenbadger
Not if you piss in the pool!
CasualAtlas
Yeah but if you're the murderer then its not a problem.
TooApatheticToFi
And if you're murdered in the first one you never have to walk through the second. Or go to work the next day.
woodenbadger
Not if you piss in the pool!
fyndir
Wouldn't you still have to walk through one to get to the also probably pretty murdery at night stairs out to the pool?
GodEmperorOfImgur
For us non-native english speakers, what's HVAC?
theshinobi23
High Voltage Automatic Chipper
LiswanS
Heating, venting and air conditioning
leumasmc
High Voltage Alternating Current.
liliantbn
+1 to compensate. Think the others did not find it funny.
leumasmc
Eh, I tried.
qussow
Human-Velociraptor Accords Council. They monitor human-velociraptor interactions since the end of the last Jurassic Park war.
DASautoxAustin
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HVAC
Arrowpuppet
Highly violent anal cleaners.
GlenL
heating/ventilation/air-conditioning.
HenryInTwoForks
Air conditioners
Slomo89
Heating, Ventilation, Air Conditioning.
myusernamewillalwaysberelevant
Heat and air conditioning, can't remember what the acronym stands for, though.
R3C0NXD45
Heating, ventilation and air conditioning
GodEmperorOfImgur
Thank you.
R3C0NXD45
#2 has two small rooms or access areas marked "HVAC"
GodEmperorOfImgur
Yes, I know. but I had no idea what HVAC meant. Like, did it mean Human Vaseline Anal Cluster? I know now, but I didn't before.
R3C0NXD45
Sorry - not trying to be rude, I didn't notice the two rooms marked HVAC until I tried to answer your question just wanted to provide detail
Arrowpuppet
Highly violent anal cleaners.
ElimTain
AKA Taco Bell.
carolousrex
Heating ventilation and air conditioning all in one unit usually found on rooftops
MyNameIsLong
well yes and no, I work for an HVAC whole seller and the duct connected to you unit which is the veins of the house make the unit not(1/2)
MyNameIsLong
"all in one unit". They can vary oh so very much, it is a broad term but yes HVAC stands for heating, ventilation and cooling(2/2)
OldEricCool
Heating, ventilation and cooling I think
Blastergv9
High Velociraptor Area, Careful
ElimTain
No need to worry. Velociraptors are very chill when they're high.
whereamitoday
I just laughed at this way longer than I care to admit.
UncleMoustache
You know why I'm here
Vectron
That looks like a death trap if there's a fire.
eazolan
Sold.
liliantbn
True and I bet the 2 HVACs are there to serve the upper floors having the duct going up. Especially if that was a basement without windows.
limecatmaster
there's too many doors, fire will get confused
SpaceISIS
1600/mo out here in Orange County (CA)
liliantbn
I would rather live on a tent in the forest than that scary place. I am figuring out I'm a bit claustrophobic.
KodiakHunt
All the cheaper apts are terrible... I'm in fullerton and I cannot afford to move out of my parents unless i move several hours away.
SpaceISIS
yeah, the basic option is to move in with roommates. Splitting rent is so much cheaper, but I prefer to live alone at higher cost.
thisisnotmyname
Yup. The one bedroom condos in my complex are going for $1700 currently. Where in the OC are you?
SpaceISIS
Costa Mesa. I'm sure there's cheaper (if only a little), but I don't want to live in a total hovel.
thebabyduck
What's up fellow Costa Mesan??
SpaceISIS
not much, poor as hell. How about you?
paranoiacinreverse
How is everyone ok with this? There's no window, people. NO WINDOW. Who could live without a window????
bradpittsuglycousin
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/fake-window-basemenet-LED-lights-fb__700-png.jpg
Solbrakr
I lived in an apartment with no windows for several years. Sleeping during the day had never been easier. I worked nights then.
stja
That's a plus, now I won't need to worry about snipers either. Just need to lay the anti-mind control lining and install contrail filters.
eazolan
Welcome to 90% of IT jobs.
MyCatsNameIsJared
I would pay extra for no Windows.
TwoHorndUnicorn
Navy bro...
IPostThingsFromRedditBecauseIAmAnUnOriginalShitlord
Theres the door window?
woodenbadger
Mole people.
paranoiacinreverse
You got me there...
FatForYou
There's a fucking pool.
Somanyquestions
Blind people.
akahata
Don't they need fresh air?
Somanyquestions
No, they breathe darkness.
anzitus
Yes, yes I can.
OakinBearSkald
I work graves so..... Me.
GauntFaceUK
It's all fun and games until the depression kicks in.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
As someone with severe photosensitivity i would just fine down there.
Okebel
mriokrt
Yes
OakinBearSkald
I work graves so..... Me.
CountOfMonteCisco
I am a homebrewer and with that much wine space I don't want a window.
mandishk
Isn't there a window in the bottom right hand corner of the bedroom?
BrazilianThunderPanda
I'd put a big ass tv up in every room tuned to the discovery channel. Or sit by the pool. Problem solved.
tcgl
I could. I just stare at my computer or a book all day anyway. Just throw in a couple of natural light spectrum bulbs and I'd never miss it.
Spiralhaze
Also the bedroom doesnt have a door to the hallway. That would drive me nuts. And the fact that the bathroom is a mile away.
Caspooky
Window light panels work great. :)
MoaConstrictor
Just go outside, easy.
Lastxittoforever
Me, I hate windows. Probably has to do with the burglar shattering the glass on my bedroom window when I was a child while I was in bed.
thecasualjuan
fuckin hell, how long did you have nightmares for?
Lastxittoforever
The nightmares never stop, but it's more from other things. Now days its more the memories of working with criminal mentally challengedteens
paranoiacinreverse
Yikes, fun times all around. Good job though! If that is indeed what you do, that is very cool.
Lastxittoforever
I did that job for a bit over 3 years. After having a mental breakdown from the shit I saw there I had to leave. I fix vending machines now
greatwhite67
Me. I love the dark.
Somanyquestions
Blind people.
CredibleInformant
I've deployed on a submarine twice. No windows ain't no issue!
Lucallia
Albinos
paranoiacinreverse
I'm pretty sure that's not how albinos work.
Lucallia
humans with oculocutaneous albinism are more likely to get sunburnt. While they don't have to avoid the sun like the plague it still
Lucallia
makes life a lot easier without it. So yeah they can live with a lack of windows.
paranoiacinreverse
Interesting! The more you know... still, they probably still need fresh air and vitamin D, don't they?
Cerrosafe
Submariners.
ThatAssholeOverThere
$650 a month? Sign me the fuck up. My school doesnt have windows in any (except like three) classrooms. I can handle it
ThatAssholeOverThere
$650 a month? Sign me the fuck up. My school doesnt have windows in any (except like three) classrooms. I can handle it
LordAlfrey
o/
four51
The building I work in has no windows.
yelkcubnwahs
Me
TheCrimsonFukr
Probably most people on Imgur...
MylastaccountgotbandbecauseIpostednakedwomen
How is this not the top response?
MylastaccountgotbandbecauseIpostednakedwomen
How is this not the top response?
TheCrimsonFukr
Because it doesn't have more upvotes than the rest of the comments...
crazydaisy13
Me in a heartbeat. I am prone to migraines and sensitive to light and I would be thrilled to have no windows!
Nobahdi
I have 3 windows in my apartment. They aren't insulated for the winter and face the rising sun. So hot as balls in the summer.
lapus
I spend 9 hours at work with out a window every day.
paranoiacinreverse
Well with this place you could then go home to spend the remaining 15 hours without a window as well!
dontcallmeplath
Me for $650 a month..
gamingassassin
I would as well it actually looks pretty cool to me.
paranoiacinreverse
BUT NO WiNDOW.
Refmylife
For $650 a month I'd live in a jar of semen.
Fiadh
Shit, for $650 a month, I'd make a fake window with a frame and light box. Hella yes.
Exactually
Matt10AE
You cheeky cunt...
Evodius
I pay that a month in mortgage for my three bedroom two bath brick house on an acre of property.
OlMuskyTheMartian
The fuck you live, bruh?
Evodius
Texas, about an hour from Houston.
DylanMorrison
Literally anywhere rural in america. Seriously, get away from the cities.
Evodius
Yeah, pretty much this.
littlemissleah
Honestly the only one who would suffer from the lack of windows is my cat. I use light blocking curtains on all my windows anyway.
thecasualjuan
3rd shifter?
littlemissleah
Nah I'm just an inside gamer. I work 8-5, but still was prescribed vitamin d supplements because I am never outside.
Flyndaran
Lol, I was just about to post this. Windows are vectors for temperature changes and reminders that that nasty outside exists.
naclfirefighter
Navy 20 years. Windows are for pussies or the Air Force.
paranoiacinreverse
Were you in a submarine? That must be my biggest nightmare.
naclfirefighter
No, surface ships, but as an engineer I spent most of my time below decks.
naclfirefighter
No, surface ships, but as an engineer I spent most of my time below decks.
paranoiacinreverse
I am terrified of the underwater. At least in a ship you can eventually go up to the surface, I suppose.
paranoiacinreverse
I am terrified of the underwater. At least in a ship you can eventually go up to the surface, I suppose.
Yupurineutah
Absolutely illegal in most American cities.
eazolan
Do you want cheap rent or not?
ThunderousGalaxy
You're right, I'm guessing that the bedroom has a window well in it, it has to.
relsky
Only the bedroom is required to have a window.
javaknowledge
Wrong
Yupurineutah
Sorry dear, but you are wrong.
javaknowledge
Sheesh...ok
RalphysMom
Where I am only bedrooms require ingress/egress for emergency responders.
relsky
I see you've attended the Trump school of argument.
javaknowledge
Yep..I got my diploma rightcheer!
thirdgen2k
In NY and CT there needs to be a window in every habitable space except baths and kitchens with vents.
relsky
It's in Ohio ( http://capstonecompany.com/property/19197-river-apt-c-athens-ohio-45701/ ) and 1/2
relsky
And in Ohio, ( http://codes.ohio.gov/oac/4101:1-10-01v1 section 1029.1) in a basement dwelling, only the bedroom needs it.
thirdgen2k
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thirdgen2k
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