17834 pts ยท March 1, 2013
Some people have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
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Christmas is over. Post pictures of your menorahs!
The sailing stone
Wife played this gem.
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One "Pimp Juice" please.
I'll take my free stuff now.