Bad plant dad

May 8, 2017 9:53 PM

cryborg

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They are alive, which is nice.

Same

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I water the plants at work semi weekly and turn them 1/8 turn every time I water them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what you're supposed to do to ensure even growth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool fact, this is caused by the sunlight weakening the stalk on the sun facing side. Shorter stalk on that side makes it tilt towards sun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My plant has 4 leaves. One wasn't getting any light, so he killed it and grew a better one. I'm very proud of him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They say it's good to stress them by underwatering once in awhile to encourage deeper roots

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for sending my silly plant post to the FP! This is an actual pic I took today 1/

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And water them with ice just to tease

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like someone has too much time on their hands... Good plant dad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bought a small potted basil plant from Wal-Mart for an artisan pizza. I'm now too attached to it to eat it anymore. I need a cat or someth

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm doing this with a succulent. It just goes right round baby right round, like a record baby. Right round round.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"follow the day and reach for the sun" plants theme song

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually I think that's suggested to keep them straight

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 2

Dude that's offensive. Let plants be gay if they want to

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You sick fuck. I like you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

phototropism is dope AF

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So do I

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I rotate mine so they don't lean too far in one direction & break.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Aren't you just helping them get more sunlight all around?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I do this too! With exclusion of orchids who dont like to be moved ever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Making them reach back and forth can stretch the stems/stalks, which may weaken some plants. Slow down if they start getting spindly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not actually "stretch", but cause them to grow longer and thinner... much like stretching.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy there, Crowley.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought they normally did this

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's a wrong way?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sort of true, more true for internships. I would start looking in feb/march. Most companies aren't looking that far ahead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, I first read this as PANTS the wrong way...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's photo-synister.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't even have plants and I think I can somewhat relate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Dammit asshole" <-- plants probably

9 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

I spent weeks leaning this far to the left and he goes and puts the sun on the other side.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Send help!" - plants

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"Damnit maAnnnI haven't had a hit of miracle grow in weeks maaaan."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I heard it's best to rotate them so they grow evenly but I'm no gardener

9 years ago | Likes 256 Dislikes 1

Mushy cow is saying yes it is the correct way to get straight plants

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that why you rotate your owls too?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's why l do it

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You are correct. Its called phototropism

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom is a Master Gardener and you are and that's ehy

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

Hap

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Already skill 300? Wow!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For anyone wondering I meant why, not ehy.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

@mushycow *thinks* ..how high am I right now?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Depends on what plant in particular his mom was growing I guess?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...what?

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

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9 years ago (deleted May 20, 2017 11:19 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes, but I doubt that the other guy is also a master gardener.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

No, you are supposed to rotate plants

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Could you ask your mom why my echeveria is dying? I'm watering it sparsely and getting it plenty of sun but nothing is helping.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Echeveria need free-draining soil - maybe re-pot it loosely? Also, check for scale on the leaves and mealy worm on the stalk.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1/Succulents sometimes really like having moving air near them, either a breeze or a fan, well draining soil & avoid standing water. I like

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2/throwing down some rocks at the bottom of the pot before the soil to make sure it drains well.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3/ and avoid using a plastic planter. If it's too hot in the sun, it cooks the root.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I actually have one of those. The type of soil is really important. Repotting it can help too. Pic?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/a/s5CtH I think the layer of rocks at the top is glued together or something. Could make repotting problematic

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think you should start there, you have a lot of plants in that pot. Get good quality soil for succulents/cacti. Repotting has done wonders

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0