FYBD
I was fired in the mod purge of '24, decided to check in today and see how my former favourite site was doing...
Here's a little song I wrote, and now I sing it, note for note...
so say we all
It's a Jaaaaaaake
Keep your stick on the ice
There's always money in the banana stand
Paige, no
Tickets, Please
Aesthetic Star Trek TNG
Oh boy here I go shitposting again
No one OutPizzas The Hut
Wash Presents: My 15th Favourite
Bring back the Pizza Hut Poutine Pizza
You can do it little buddy
Dress for the Cyberpunk Dystopia you want, not the one you have
A glimmer of reason in an insane world
Lumpy Space Princess Mug
*gestures vaguely at everything*
mlem.exe has encountered an error and needs to close
RIP Tom Sizemore
My 2014 Honda CRV with a couple modifications
This meeting could have been an e-mail
My cat in her favourite spot
Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but it's gonna get way worse
Aspirational banana bread overripe banana graveyard
I'm thrilled
I give it a month
We were into microplastics before they were cool
Defenestration special
Take a break and play some I Spy
Pre-colonoscopy selfie to round out the day
My Hobby is making POV Metal Detecting YouTube videos and finding shiny things in Vancouver BC
14th favourite is as relevant now as it was then
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
The Bald and the Beautiful
My 15 year old kitty, Eve
My cat, pondering her orb
Red Faction was great
poo-poo time
It's time to play the music
Ennui
I was conceived in this petri dish approximately 35 years ago.
Plants!
Strap in
Usersub right now
This post sucks
What matters most is how you see yourself
Metal detecting a riverbank
Excuse me, I thought this was a mouse pad
Men will literally spend an hour simulating a 1:100,000,000,000 gear ratio instead of going to therapy
It's ironic how much I want to buy this tree topper