ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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Apr 9, 2018 11:11 AM
ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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ithoughtitwasaboogerbutitsnot
Russia? Must be Russia.
LateNightBunnyParty
Holy crap. My kid's about her age, and she knee'd herself in the head while putting on her socks this morning.
Krueglenuts
I’m fine, thank you. And you?
expertLevelProcrastinator
How else could she warm her cold feet on the radiator..
Bigcurly2000
SWEEP THE LEG
OutrageousHemmorhoid
I recognise the huge skill level on display, but I weep for the future of her toes and feet :(
ZeKiller
usernameisntarepostprobably
oldguywithagirlsname
I have to sit down to put on my flip flops
AnAccountToPostThis
Balance game en pointe
KinKrow
Y'know what? I'ma just leave this here. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/c9/d4/77c9d47ee4b5984c33716e0c8933249e.jpg
ZKrock
Demoncptn426
I'm good thanks for asking! How are you?
Anamethatwasntused
Black Widow in training?
Sheldonian
You need more points
caniseeyournughtybits
curse my weak frail ankles
MacFluffy
train more ;)
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
Mine are double jointed. Can’t even ice skate
Superflash4
Seeing this right after seeing Jackie Chan's injuries.
docj84
Sometimes I trip over air
SoftcoreFavorites
10/10 would fall, break neck and marry a rich older women who doesn't mind having a 22 year old handicapped husband.
SoftcoreFavorites
I don't know where I was going with this.
SoftcoreFavorites
TL:DR; Aang and Katara had sex.
whatupmyknitters
what a ride
crazySleepDancer
I punched myself in the face while putting on a bra.
Crabsforeveryone
Have done same.
ColoneISanders
Same, but it was after I realized I'm a guy and need to stop doing that.
Ireallydontwanttoo
I fell out of my chair while watching this.
Icantthinkofanamethatisavailable
You must have been fapping a bit to hard.
HRHuffinpuff
I twisted my ankle while watching this.
DasEvil
All I'm wondering about is why is the heater so dam high
OBx2
It'd be a problem drying your skiddies on that radiator.
VanDerGroot
Looks like it might have been at floor level before the stairwell was built.
sadbitterkitten
I'm thinking HIGH ceilings near staircase, so better heat/air flow perhaps?
TheScottishRonSwanson
It will be in a school they do this because kids are morons that like to touch hot things and visit hospitals
DasEvil
Ok good to know
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
My guess is that it's at the same level as the other ones on this floor and putting it there makes it easier to tie them together.
kingbing984
Hanging it there is quite difficult, cast iron, steel pipework, all super heavy, plus that bend would have to hydrologicly bent, I'm a plum
rabbiebabbie
Because heat rises and so if you put your heater on the ceiling it has less to rise and rherefore you use less heat. Math
talos2
DON'T google "ballerina's feet"!
mechanicalchopsticks
You are awful, now I have to do it
DrewK98
When you're done, Google duck penis.
QuetzalcoatI
Her T-shirt is mocking me. Fuck you ya spooky midget
adjacentengels
Roger Ebert permanently retired the word "midget" from his column after Danny Woodburn wrote to him, called it "hate word" for little people
SylvanusVTX
well fuck him too
adjacentengels
Fuck whom, why?
HsuDoNihm
DesertGecko
Igettherefference.gif
Nikolaj
Hold my beer and call an ambulance.
MJrein
The Coroner will hold your beer
dudeholdmybeer
I’m relevant
UnremarkablyInteresting
Wait, this is watered down paint thinner.
Nikolaj
GlowstickJedi
I'll dial 9-9 and wait for the scream.
Nikolaj
Don't discount the possibility that all you'll hear is a dull thud.
Sheldonian
Ah, i see it's not the first time
TheScotchKraut
So jack Daniels?
MudTheFarCus
At least you probably won't fall on the radiator.
NorthmanoftheNorth
0881-999-881-999-119-725-3
SirGarfington
Never heard this before, gave me a legit laugh. Thank you!
WhatFuckingNameIsntTaken
It's amazing how often those go together
usernamepolice
Flawless preparation tho
GhostBear3067
EMT-P here, "Hey y'all watch this!" & "hold my beer" are cornerstones of my job security.
Attaroo
I like the way it's on stairs to increase the chance of dying.
yesisaiditnotsorry
What's the number to nine one one?
twofishtails
I'm gonna get a T-shirt with this written on it.
Nikolaj
That is brilliant.
katajanokka
I'm more amazed i couldn't find anything by googling.
twofishtails
Somewhere....somewhere.....in the darkest depths of EBay.
NihilisticAcorn
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
That is actually incredible. I never knew dogs had that much of a sense of balance
LobsterBandito
That dog better be drowning in treats after that.
iluvbunbuns
whatupmyknitters
what a good boy
brknsoul
Just me, or does the place have a sort of "train assassins from childhood" vibe? (a la La Femme Nikita or Hanna)
UltraBooster
“You cant nurture rage, only design it from scratch”
bonosboner
That’s just because ballerinas are all dead inside.
riddmkidd
Yeah she sure doesn't look like she's having any fun.
IHaveABridgeToSell
First, you assasinate your worst enemy - yourself. Then ready to assasinate others.
AliBarber
Having seen ballerinas' toes before, this is impressive but I just know how mangled her feet are.
lostguppy
I was going to say, she looks kind of young to be en pointe already
NonConformistFlamingo
Not just her feet, either. Internal crap happens too: Joints and ligaments get fucked and you can end up with crazy hyperextension injuries.
barbqspareribs
Yea like those crazy Trainor's that force them into positions, while it looks like there limbs are gonna snap
AliBarber
*trainer *they're and kinda *yeah
kingloofa455
Depends. Better quality materials and techniques for making these shoes nowadays and therapy. Citation: My mothers feet versus my sisters.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Or maybe your mom was just a lot more hardcore than your sister.
kingloofa455
I mean that is just objectively true in almost all walks of life.
fathersisterberzerker
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12UglyTacos
Uh...no, this is inaccurate. I danced for a company for several years. We had custom made shoes with an allowance of 2 pairs a DAY during
12UglyTacos
shoes schedule. Our shoes fit us perfectly and we never danced in dead shoes. Every single dancer I know had messed up feet. Maybe you’re
12UglyTacos
Just lucky. Or not dancing with your all. Either way, I strongly feel you’re incorrect.
12UglyTacos
Also, “show schedule” not “shoe schedule”
thedeg
Dead shoes?
DangerousNoodle
You're shoes are stiff when you first wear them and lose that stiffness as you dance. A lot of dancers wear them dead for better mobility.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Lost their rigidity, those shoes aren't just silk covers, they provide support and protection.
Amesang
bawdeepinsheep
god dammit, this deserves much more than the 1 upvote i can give.......
c0dengo
Gah, what is this? I remember it but I don't recognize it.
LucasBrown
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
thedeg
oh boy
twentyfivehundred
Earlier: "what would be the best place to pull this stunt? Uhm, probably the stairwell".
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
Whenyoure rich that's just part of the main hall.
zoezoebelle
"Now do it on the staircase honey and don't break your neck! Mommy needs to get to the front page!"
FondantHype
Came here to make this comment.
LosPer
When you live in a dingy old apartment in Russia...
asm80dfa8sdfj
And next to a window.
FsImgur
In Russia apartment watches you.
SatoriEnlightenment
Makes for a good camera angle.
shorey66
Why is the radiator up so high?
SatoriEnlightenment
To prevent children, drunks, and people in general from touching it while climbing the stairs, and burning themselves, opening up the land
myr14d
Probably did actually happen. Not ideal safety-wise, but the lighting is nice - which is what won out obviously
OrangeFlavours
Can confirm, stairs have great lightning when they have giant windows, good places to shoot.
StarrryNight
Nothing hones the senses like a marble stair case.
SeanSweat
But wood will have to do
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sharkhugs
You see Ivanka, when balancing on stairs, you are not falling for fear of broken neck
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
- Confucius
juupajuupajuppajuu
I love how everyone just agrees this is from Russia
ApolloTheSpaceFox
https://imgur.com/nxrAEyp.png
Grudgebearingmidget
TheScottishRonSwanson
Well I can walk down stares without falling..... sometimes
PleaseIgnoreTheFollowing
Who don't fall if he / she stares to intense
undeadlemur
I fell going up the stairs to put parts away at work Friday...I'm brilliant.
Slimebunny
Read that as ‘walk down stairs without farting’
TheScottishRonSwanson
No chance I could manage that
vmerfeld360
I can’t
uamaukeeaokaainaikapono
walk down THIS stare! :
css3485
trina1978
I fuckin hate this but have to watch every time I see it.
giitsok
TheScottishRonSwanson
austinwizardforhire
I’ve tripped UP a flight of stairs...several times
LordofGoats
The worst is when you're going up an escalator and then you fall down the stairs for like an hour and a half.
bunnynamednelson
Socks will do that to you on slippery stairs. I have had some ugly bruising by this
mikeatc
Whoever says they haven’t is probably not being truthful LOL
dammitbrooke
but you still can't spell stairs
TheScottishRonSwanson
That's slightly more difficult, all that falling down has caused some dyslexia, so much so spell check now ignores me completely
PleaseIgnoreTheFollowing
Also you're a scottish swanson, so not you're wrong but the bloody language is!
dammitbrooke
this is sound so ill honor a pass
casbott
Good work Sasha, you not get beaten today. Make mother very proud.
CanadianVoyageur
Good.... BUT YOU COULD DO BETTA!!! Next time don’t wobble so much!
PeebRow
try Katiya
SylvanusVTX
"wery" proud. Da.
gumikebbap
hahahahahaa
Jaynecobb7
Good Job, now here's Cat back. "I had a dog" Is cat now!
itisafunnystoryifyouignorethetragicelementsandthesenseofdoom
Thank you for making the world a tiny more darker... +1
theheebs25
Lol jk, gonna beat you anyway
Smagalicious
That mother being Mother Russia!!!
Cartoones
Misses Putin *
areallycreativeusername
For the glory of the mother land!
ThailandExpress
maxxra
Sasha is boys name.
grobesviech
It can absolutely be a girl's name
maxxra
It can be - my daughters name is Sasha. But its a diminutive of Alexander.
grobesviech
...or Alexandra
NachoPete
HamboneHFY
Extra ration of borscht!
roastbeefkazenzakis
Borsht is so good
InfinitusEquitas
Black widow training program...
BC2k2
The Red Room, IIRC
InfinitusEquitas
I'll be honest, I just remember the montage from the movie, and something from cartoons. No expert, I 100% remember a ballerina moment there
BC2k2
You remember correctly. The Red Room's cover was a prestigious ballet school when in fact it was the Black Widow program.
BC2k2
And holy fuck, I googled Red Room (without specifying Marvel Comics) just to make sure and now wish I didn't.
InfinitusEquitas
Although as someone born in the USSR... cover? Please, whole "fake" cities were built and there are STILL "closed" cities in russia.
InfinitusEquitas
Ahh, thank you for the explanation.