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Sep 22, 2017 3:08 PM
TheAnalFistingPornStarLegendJohnnyShitKnuckles
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Lustris
I upvote greentext
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
I think I have a new favorite superhero.
Throwafitbit
Had me at tardbros
NachoPete
Bongedagain
Lol
KyleKylesonz
DwigtSchrude
folks from 4chan sure do have a way with words and a knack for storytelling.
stinkabell
http://www.madmaxmodels.com/images/mb1.jpg
DavidPemberton
HAYPIL
CometLaHal
the undertakers downsy cousin somebody come resuscitate me
TurtIeproof
Hmm, I wonder how many knuckleheads in the bad comments section are offended at comedy.
raidleadergutts
To the bad comments we go!
Wauphale
">be me"; What did he mean by this?
JustWaves
be him
DickDynasty
Great post TheAnalFistingPornStarLegendJohnnyShitKnuckles!
TheAnalFistingPornStarLegendJohnnyShitKnuckles
thx
CommanderWilliamTRiker
"fuck off" I say politely hahahaha
54321characters
I have zero understanding of this story. By the like-ratio I guess it was a great one.
BanadecCamberbootch
There is literally nothing in this post that is even remotely close to acceptable +1
areibold
The hall monitor's name? Albert Einstein
stickyourproblemsupyourbum
Too many classic lines in here ! have your +1
Campfirebacon
2 whole fries.
gr8snd
Finish him!
PauLogic
“fuck off” I say politely
IKnowEnglish
And this, kids, is why we avoid dialogue tags.
superpaul79
Next day.
Llohr
Well, you catch more flies with honey, dickhead.
redfactor4
For me: "fuck off" I say politely
obelisksarecool
Quote of the year
LaserQuacker
"Quoting funny part of the story"
Bezaid
REPEATING QUOTE IN ALL CAPS LOOOLL
skrimg59
aside from the fact that these are usually fake anyways, no jewish person would ever be named Jeremiah
MADhouse64
Honest question: Why?
skrimg59
it's from the bible/new testament and jews observe the torah/old testament. jeremiah is a "biblical name" but not a jewish one
MADhouse64
Thx
rashindus1962
Book of Jeremiah IS in the Old Testament. Not in Torah, but in the prophets' books.
MADhouse64
Thx
skrimg59
thanks for the correction, i don't know religious history that well and i was worried i would make a mistake like that
KeidranScout
Gigajew!
MFuzzySmock
It's 4chan.
AustriaNotAustralia
We dont have them here in Austria. Idk why
smoothoprater
I choose you
reverendbonobo
That's my favorite Pokemon.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
"GiggaJew uses Sh(yl)ock! It's super effective!"
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
Giganigga's lawyer
iantollewellyn
Raredeepwaterjew.
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
That's a fun word to say... alone...
alsoAzrael
Now I want a comic strip.
JustADeafEar
How many Megajews are that?
MyPasswordIs1234
1000 I guess.
smoothoprater
I don't know the semitric system works kind of differently
Chaot1cX
JustWaves
wtf
eastbayrae
Body slammed for 30hp damage.
jward2090
"Suddenly I hear a sound like a bull being sucked off by a shop vac in front of a broken fan."
radmelon
Hardest I've laughed in a while.
lawiseman
I was hoping the echo whore that for points, but you beat me to it!
KawaiiRonPaul
Heh, is that what it's called?
area42
Yeah, Huh?
Awesoman66theCactusLord
I think he is too clever to be a tard
AggressiveWombat
They always are
DefinitelyNotASwedishSpy
Dude I help special Olympics and my sister has downs let me tell you they're clever little shits sometimes when they try to be
panqueques47
Befriended one in high school. They can absolutely be this clever.
Conflict
I knew a kid that was handicapped and he knew everyone treated him differently for it so he would use it to his advantage.
Pandi66
indeed, who is the tard here...
OptimisticDownvoteLover
They're simply intelligent in ways we dont understand
bonly89
Actually some of the causes of mental retardation also makes the person super compassionate. Also, slow thought doesn't make one dumb
DelicateMenstrualQueef
Exactly. Just because it takes little longer to gather their thoughts together, doesn't mean they aren't worth listening to.
NetflixKilledTheVideoStore
Or clever enough... :)
BeeeeeJ
Had an uncle whose brain was damaged after a car accident. He would convince my dad something was wrong with the car door then lock him out.
ayrazar
Exact plot of The Ringer
JeremyClericson
My brother has down syndrome and people always underestimate him. He may not be able to read or write but he's far from being "a tard". 1/2
Knoldus
It varies from tard to tard, i knew one who spat on everyone and yelled SHNUUH all the time because he could barely talk
Knoldus
Many of them are a burden to the people around them, but they too have a right to live
JeremyClericson
He's a sneaky shit, but he's incredibly compassionate. Unless you're being obnoxious, then he'll loudy tut/complain and roll his eyes. 2/2
hodorgoestomordor
maybe he's so clever he made everyone believe he's tard and gets free Mc D's fries...
mrwowiezowie
Ohhh, like Usual Suspects type stuff. Yeah, I could see that.
ThereIsNoCurseInElvishEntishOrTheTonguesOfMenForThisTreachery
Yeah I mean I'm sitting here fry-less, feeling like a dumbass now.
DontLookBackInAnger
I volunteered for five years with the Special Olympics as a teen for CS hours. Trust me, they're NOT stupid. Savvy and cunning as all fuck.
SocoFox
I worked with a Downs girl at a Starbucks. She was a devious and clever (to a point) as anyone else there. She did great.
squidbastard
Dude my family were caretakers for some, one had like rue goldberg type shit to see if anyone entered his room while at his program
Emby
My friends used to eat lunch near a class of them in high school. One girl was used to taking advantage of her condition to the point that
Emby
she'd just harass other students knowing she couldn't get in trouble.
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
Can confirm: sister has downs. She learned how to manipulate people at a young age
sandwichmunchies
YOU SCRATCHED MY CD
OldWrinklyPumpkin
Can confirm... had a whole class of vulnerable adults put stickers on some boxes for four hours. One of started talking about pumpkins. 1/2
OldWrinklyPumpkin
He said, "You all better pay attention to me while I talk about pumpkins, damnit!" He became a drill sergeant until he finished saying he
OldWrinklyPumpkin
scoops out the seeds and bakes them with his mom. He was silent the rest of the day after that.
OldWrinklyPumpkin
Oh, and if you called him a liar about eating baked pumpkin seeds... he would stare into the windows of your soul until you believed...
EZ0422
Have any stories on specific examples? I would love to see a post about it.
DontLookBackInAnger
I could probably do a post this weekend or something
panqueques47
Please do!!
KEDAAAH
Do it
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
The Ringer is a decent movie.
DefinitelyBradsWife
Looking for this comment
ICantBelieveItsNotGif
When the fuck did we get ice cream?
DontLookBackInAnger
The Ringer actually did a decent job of portraying special needs adults and what they're like.
lordkickass
IIRC they made up a sizeable chunk of the caat
HikariShade
Hubby's best friend is disabled with a heavy speech impediment. Because of it everyone assumes he's stupid when they first meet >>
HikariShade
<< him. Dude's an architect for the nearby city and went to four years of collage. Smartest person I know. And also the tottal 'asshole >>
HikariShade
<< friend'. Likes to nutpunch hubby by putting his fist out at level, and just stops his chair for a second... causing hubby to walk >>
HikariShade
<< into it full speed, which is pretty fast to keep up with the motorized wheelchair. No one realizes that there was a >>