1 full day of successful adulting complete!
Seriously What the actual fuck
My 10th thing favorited.
Baking some Grohls
Im really kinda depressed now.
Its the weirdest feeling because I never have wanted more people around before.
Meet Link!
For my Cake Day, I submit my life makeover!
Welp. Guess Ill just stay lonely.
Looks like today isn't going as planned.
So much for that...
Probably the best pic ive taken of this guy.
Got this guy 2 years ago. Some days it feels a lot longer.
I swear my dog is the canine equivalent of Tom Cruise
Not the best way to wake up.
Yikes. This hit me hard.
Damn people looking at other peoples phones.
Figured I'd bring this back with them releasing another Jurassic World movie.
Figured I'd get in on the dog parade.
135lbs down and still too ugly to get a date
Disney owns Fox. Fox owns M.A.S.H. This means Hawkeye is a Disney Princess.
Well this is a big milestone for me.
Fuck me.....
Online dating is totally fucking useless
I didn't do anything wrong but I feel like shit.
Seriously. Its like I missed a whole step in my life.
I'm a dick
For my cake day I am sharing the favorite pics I took from my vacation. Plus my silly dog.
Any tips?
Well, here goes nothing.
Well time to drink until this booze is gone
Yep, wish I could skip this time of year for ever.
Can't lose weight to a better face.
The most hope I have had in 6 months
This is going to suck.
I was definitely going to tell her no until.....
They still exist and this one still works!
The smoothest thing I have ever said
Its 2 am. I want to sleep but I don't think I'm allowed to move.
Survival of the fittest
Thats right.
Fucking bullshit Destiny community. Guess I wasted my damn money.
So I built a dog house!
How my love life goes
Ugh this feels like its taking forever.
I don't know how I'd never seen it yet.
Hornet War 2017
I have a great group of friends
So I was playing Path of Exile when all of a sudden
I kinda regret buying so far.
Can anyone give me ideas?
This is my Cake day submission
So I was playing Path of Exile when.....
Fuck this shit
So I got my first dog today!
Fuck everything.
Ok so I'm weird for a dude
I have been playing MTG EDH/Commander nearly weekly for 4 months.
God damn it.