For my birthday I thought I'd show off my typical morning routine.

SesiomHightower

This is pure gold. To the front page with ya.

8 years ago |

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RustyPickle42

this is amazing. +1

8 years ago |

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fredrickkaranja94

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ 1̲00)̲̅$̲̅]

8 years ago |

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MXMtcheuVI

8 years ago |

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EricFromAccounts

8 years ago |

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EnigmaNL

Not enough Fizzy Bubblech -1

8 years ago |

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finallyQuiteRelevant

I hate it when I forget to turn off the swag at night and wake up covered in bitches

8 years ago |

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Fizzledrizzle69

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8 years ago |

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BlueEyedTrixxyHobbit

This is fantastic well done +1

8 years ago |

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Cholombieldelacordeon

Happy birthday OP. It is also my birthday!!

8 years ago |

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BabyFarkMcGeeZax

Thanks! Happy Birthday!

8 years ago |

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16DollarMan

Disco! Disco!

8 years ago |

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myhumblecontribution

Shut up, Fatush!

8 years ago |

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yourmomisminenow

Hey today is my birthday too, happy birthday man.

8 years ago |

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BabyFarkMcGeeZax

Happy Birthday! Hope your day goes swimmingly.

8 years ago |

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idontknowwhateven

I too, start my day waking up under a mountain of boobs. i hate getting out of bed.

8 years ago |

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Easter0

Which one of those ladies are you, or are you the one recording?

8 years ago |

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HotToTheDogs

Do you own a shoe shop after turning your life around from being an international terrorist/kebab shop owner?

8 years ago |

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Roqinn

Oh god that was great!!

8 years ago |

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VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini

You caught my interest immediately and then just upped the game the whole gif. +1

8 years ago |

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SooAmazin

Your name...

8 years ago |

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Sugarcrotch

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8 years ago |

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Toderdj

My friend didn't get it

8 years ago |

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Thememecollectur

What is this!? Why haven't I've seen it before!?

8 years ago |

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trainWithLegs

Zohan

8 years ago |

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trainWithLegs

Well he's "the phantom"

8 years ago |

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lazysombrero

For a moment you fuking made me look at your name! +1 up you go

8 years ago |

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BoogiesOogie

You didn't see any space cash did you?

8 years ago |

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FooQuuxman

I count 10 women. All brunettes, I have to admit that he has taste.

8 years ago |

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BannedForNSFW03

v

8 years ago |

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GundamienX

Gold this is great OP dedication to them mornings huh eggs no tho

8 years ago |

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bongomongogodofthecongo

Until you messed with the Zohan!!

8 years ago |

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donkeymoney

lol. which movie is it actually?

8 years ago |

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hellonoon

You don't mess with the zohan

8 years ago |

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Kmillar99

Where is pickle rick?

8 years ago |

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BabyFarkMcGeeZax

First scene, look closely.

8 years ago |

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deadbeat44x

Is... Is this what OC looks like?

8 years ago |

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Assgaurdian

8 years ago |

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ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks

Yes son. It is. Its a rare site nowadays

8 years ago |

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WrinkleStar

Sight

8 years ago |

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Rejukem

Yes my friend. It is.

8 years ago |

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Roguishpotato

I have always thought it only a legend told to smol Imgurians to put them to bed. Its real.

8 years ago |

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SonderingStrike

By the Gods...

8 years ago |

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Entartika

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ 1̲ )̲̅$̲̅]

8 years ago |

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lerkmerm

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ 1̲ )̲̅$̲̅][̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ 1̲ )̲̅$̲̅] y'all

8 years ago |

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Nicalanius

Is this you buying it?

8 years ago |

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JonathanWithH

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ 1̲ )̲̅$̲̅][̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ 1̲ )̲̅$̲̅] is my bid if this is a bidding war!

8 years ago |

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Entartika

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ 5̲̅ )̲̅$̲̅] in your dreams buddy!

8 years ago |

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JonathanWithH

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲0)̲̅$̲̅] Don't you make me do this..

8 years ago |

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Entartika

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅2̲0̲)̲̅$̲̅] You ain't got nothin' !

8 years ago |

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JonathanWithH

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅2̲1)̲̅$̲̅] You better slow down a little! D:

8 years ago |

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