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stanndingtall
I thought it affected pretty much nobody?
LovelyMover
Is it dangerous now?
TheTruthHurts51
Well... um... there's this democrat hoax....
ramshead91
He doesn't get to die this way. He has to see the whole world see him be pathetic as all his plunders are taken from him and he rots in jail
RhamnusiaThePaladin
They also claimed that the malaria treatment would cure it. -.-
eikpre5524
I don't believe he has covid. I hope he has it but I don't believe it
Draig1
Horse. Door. Stable. Bolted.
jwillywill
AgentDoggit83
I would bet anything he doesnt have it
betteegurl
I really hope he does but now that there’s other people in on the lie that would get complicated.
MaliciousGrim05
I CANNOT WAIT for the next All Gas No Brakes interview, I really hope he goes to an event that these "covid isn't real" people frequent.
fermtenn
All part of the plan https://twitter.com/JohnCammo/status/1306863435125202946?s=20
KringelbertFishtybuns
Wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t even have it and is using it for publicity and sympathy.
ArchDukeOfBags
Just put ultra violet light inside and inject some desinfectant. Great solution! The best.
Cobalt1
Bugguts1957
Best laugh so far today
sadurdaynight
I'm confused. How can you get sick from a Democratic Hoax?
bonoboforscale
They’re very clever
Ghlargh
"I'm sick and tired of this virus hoax crap, it's giving me a headache, and a really bad cough, and lung disease..." ?
cjandstuff
It's a huge conspiracy man. *takes a drag* Just like how the Democrats got Europe to shut down, just to get rid of Trump. That's some power.
ObliqueRay
Obligatory
LagginDraggon
ObliqueRay
What's missing now is a doctor to inject Trump with bleach and shove a light up his ass. The hero we need.
rshini
with a dab of oleander extract.
zieggdds
Quite the dick you are
rshini
Trump should take the cures he's been trying to sell to the public, good for the gander and all.
binky4me
CloakerJosh
Of course they are
Avlaen
Well trump definately is a no body
that300ZXguy
Love how irony and karma got together and have delivered us from evil.
Sh4d0wM4nt1s
Except Trump is a known liar. Thus, he could very well not actually be sick and could potentially be using this as an excuse.
jdasler
oh you sweet summer child
AisforApple
This can absolutely take a turn for the worse. Don't count your condoms before they hatch
rshini
I hate that trump lies so damn much I'm not sure if he has it or it's an excuse to avoid the next debates.
unit47
Yup. I want proof.
rubypilgrim
"...it affects virtually nobody"
rubypilgrim
well I won the glitch award today! :D
kismabutt
If anyone thinks this is going to change him, just remember Boris Johnson. He went to the icu and was on a ventilator and he is STILL awful.
Snickt
He did acknowledge it and take COVID more seriously though. He backtracked on his "nanny state" talk.
HiVizDiver
Sleepynora
His dad come out and said he watched 11hours of lord of the rings and read.Then the twat done a bit for the sun saying he was at deaths door
HellooooNurse81
Boris Johnson was moved to the ICU for observation. He was never actually sick enough to be there (no vent), but they want to be sure
HellooooNurse81
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-52238276
PickleDemon5
He was never even sick enough to be near a hospital. A load of codswallop if you ask me.
rememberthatonetimeyeahmeneither
I read somewhere that he’s considering retiring after his term (or whatever it’s called as PM) due to the long-effects of the illness
PickleDemon5
If you believe a single word uttered by trump, bojo or any of these parasites, I'm afraid I've got bad news for you (they're lying) ?
PeterTurboIronCage
It's certainly interacting poorly with the long term effects of him being a work shy, vacuous cunt.
Sheprador
We can hope.
Tonberryc
There's also been a lot of debate as to whether or not he ever had it in the first place. His timing was also super convenient and (1/2)
Tonberryc
gained him a huge boost in sympathy support. Which he then used to make highly controversial policy changes. (2/2)
raminagrobis
No... He was in the intensive care unit. Hospital staff doesn't lie. Also you can tell by his transformation that he got it rough.
kittykat
He still looks like an overweight man who has never seen the sun and can't brush his hair. What transformed?
Thelrishlnquistion
He visibly aged by 10+ years in a few weeks. If it’s not real that’s some seriously good acting.
twisteddkarma
jofbaut
14 hours and counting since his last tweet. All is well and it is what it is.
CBadger
In his entire life? Seems right.
DarkMagic1516
-0
MrBassoonBro
At this point the counter should be "days without not being a national embarassment" and the counter would be in the thousands
EnokMolkeHansson
erm... global. kind regards/everyone outside usa
aslum
Little known fact, this image automatically updates with the current total at midnight every night!
MimicKing007
Lost a pixel for each day of use
mouseasw
I think you mean it loses pixels every time the number changes. Cuz it's damn near flawless when you zoom in.
oksuggestions
Yeah that's exactly his joke. And your comment helped me understand it haha
MimicKing007
I must have been off WiFi. I swear it looked worse when I posted.
GullahGullahIslander
Evergreen +1
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
AnticlockwiseMetamorphosis
Does anyone know what SF even does? All I get when looking it up is "Protecting the US's interests in space" and that bullshit.
9h983000
They fight in the war of stars... duh..,
mymidlifecrisiswasat23
Right?! We have one ISS space station. And that is it. If you really think about it, what in the actual fuck.
TitoAndy
LOL
Carlo1973Munich
Pff ha! So what- after all it’s just the flu. /s
Samthingdone
Chuck E. Les.
ass3457
It’sFunny. But not really, the political ideology of these people have really hurt others in ways they cannot be reprimanded
EyeOfTheTiger11706
Why did this get so many upvotes???
NapoleonDynOmite
All of a sudden it's real. ???. All the rednecks will start wearing masks and start social distancing ???
LenWeirdracin
Nah, even with trump infected, they still think the mask as a protective measure is still a liberal trick.
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
Watching them implode and attack eachother for a change will be nice
DeliveryBoyPhillipJFry
YOU FUCKING SNOWFLAKE! TAKE OFF THAT MAGA HAT IF YOU ARE GONNA WEAR THAT PUSSY MASK!
FuriousBakedPotato
Why is this top comment LOL
brusilov
Because there is nothing more to say
tReasonoustRump
FuzzyWolfy329
Why is the kid blinking so hard? It kind of looks like she was told not to cough, and is fighting back the urge.
Seanspeed
If you're registered to vote and dont vote out every (R) on your ballot, you're complicit in ALL of this.
cjandstuff
Tonberryc
A father with COVID seriously just coughed on his daughter, then drank out of her water and hand it back to her on national television...
jennym123
I confess, I don't know the full context but I think he's recovered at this point but prob still has repertory issues.
Nova5269
Well, everyone watching that show thinks there's no virus so nothing to be concerned about.
Raxiel
The cough can continue long after the immune system purges the virus die to the damage it does. Although IIRC this guy didn't have it but
Raxiel
Had a pre-existing condition with a long term cough, and got caught up in it during the first days.
Tonberryc
People labelled as recovered have frequently relapsed and tested positive several weeks later. No such thing as a completely purged virus.
davegur
Now know someone who has Covid. They’re going stop denying it and saying it’s a hoax because they “don’t know anybody that has it.” Right?
spankhelm
They've already started claiming that he never said it was a hoax. He said that the claim that he wasn't taking it seriously was a hoax.
davegur
Ah, typo. Oh well.
PeeterGrant
Your point is valid.
Iatesomecoffeecups
Its a hoax, thats being used to assassinate Trump. Obviously. /s
FuriousBakedPotato
Read somewhere that trump is using this chance to reveal the deep state. Any minute now....
Affray
1)A guy in my town came back from Florida when this thing was just kicking off and brought the virus with him. He then gave it to his mom
Affray
2)and friend who both died from it. People in the next town over, ten minutes down the road, don't think they have to worry about it because
Affray
3)they don't know anyone who's had it. The limits of human ignorance and stupidity grows a little bit every time I look to closely at people
backrideup9
Even if he doesnt make it, they'll still deny it was Covid. It'll end up being some other illness, maybe a "new" virus they haven't ID'd.
SequoiaHughes
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s4ndwich3s
it's going to be mild and they are going to downplay it
byohzzrd
No. It'll be "Look, our 74 year old syphilis riddled savior beat it. It was just a lib hoax, it's just like the flu."
Whyiseverynametakenalready
I thought STDs were something only poor people get?
d3jake
I hate how painful and accurate the core reasoning is..
butdaditssharkweek
Do they all really think its a hoax, or just have different approaches to going about life, which vary widely upon...1/2
butdaditssharkweek
...geographic location/population density? Maybe there isn't a one size fits all approach for 50 states. 2/2
TheFrenchGirl
All around the world we hear doctor complaining that some of their patients covid positive, sometimes under intensive care, still deny 1/
TheFrenchGirl
Covid exists and sometimes even accuse the team trying to save them of lying. So I'd say no, idiot will idiot, no matter what sometimes. 2/2
reverendbonobo
Nope. He wasn't allowed to wear a tinfoil hat at the debate and the Liberals infected him with the 5G lasers from their flying saucers.
MechanizedAttackPidgeon
Dude, we have flying saucers?! I've just been using a dollar store lazer pointer...
freckledkink
We have UFOs. They were literally confirmed in the news twice earlier this year by the government. Everyone was like, meh.
theguyinyournightmares
Blaming China for the consequences of this imaginary virus had been in parallel this whole time.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
They don't know anybody who has it, but *also* it's just like the flu, but *also* it's a Chinese bioweapon.
FuriousBakedPotato
Schrödinger's virus
koreantoiletghost
The duplicity of morons.
CygloPargen
*also* a liberal hoax
Cheomesh
Herman Cain: "Am I a joke to you?"
spiffylookingnerfherder
Always was.
Cheomesh
Once upon a time, he was my preferred Primary candidate.
Snackpants
I think his postmortem tweets cover this.
Seanspeed
Herman Cain, a 2012 Republican presidential candidate, literally died of Covid after attending a Trump rally without a mask.
viila
Then his family continued to use his twitter account to keep belittling the virus...
Butcherbaby
WHAT
Seanspeed
Genuinely happened. No exaggeration.
kruug
THEN HIS FAMILY CONTINUED TO USE HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT TO KEEP BELITTLING THE VIRUS...
Butcherbaby
Can you repeat that in my good ear?
bluesun68
If he survives he'll brag how strong he is and how it proves it was over blown.
DrMephistopheles
It is very well planed move
copingcabana
I know there is value in every human life. But I honestly am not sure he's human, so I'm rooting for a very painful death.
MaliciousGrim05
Who's ready for Trump to call the 1mil+ who died of covid losers if he manages to survive. He called KIA US troops losers, he has no morals
Usernameschecksout
/a/n8NoL42
janellde172718
All those who let it kill them will be called lisers.
MrMineHeads
It either means covid19 was weak or he was strong.
Venusflytripp
He better survive, i live in Texas and do not want to drive past Trump Temples
steerAwwPrincess
Thoughts and Prayers, he doesn’t!
syko2k
He doesn't have it. He's lying so he wont have to do any debates.
yoyo42
He'll survive, he has an excuse to not debate not an infection. It'll be embarrassing when he _does_ finally get it though.
FukcTedCruz
Crimsonfluf
If he even is sick, which i highly doubt.
somethingawesomeandgreat
That’s what Boris Johnson did (not necassarily bragging that much but gained popularity)
mkelter
If he does have it, the aftermath effects will mess with him. If not, then he didn't have it/is lying
ThisFireGrowsHigher
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spaizkadett
Of course he will survive. Shit floats you know
pzummo
Yeah. You don’t have to be Nostradamus to predict this one. Lol
nutjob2
He'll do that even if he dies, so what's the difference.
whitebbwolf
IF he´s even really sick in the 1st place
Arakon
You know, if he lives and Melanie dies from it, I can absolutely see him go "Very sad, but she was much weaker than me, I am so strong!"
Skidmarksteev
Thoughts and prayers the fat fuck croaks!
NepLeet
JustChargeYourDamnPhone
Quick recovery, it will be hydroxy or the unreleased cure/therapeutics. He’ll wield it like a sword to demand states open up. He’ll talk 1/
JustChargeYourDamnPhone
About how right he was all along and there’s nothing to worry about, I’m 70 and I survived. He’ll use it as a shield for anybody who 2/
JustChargeYourDamnPhone
Questions his physical health. He’ll use it to push anti mask propaganda. First sign will be if nobody else has it. She got diagnosed... 3/
JustChargeYourDamnPhone
Oh and I think he’ll be better for 10/22 debate and then blame everybody else for it being cancelled.
whileiappreciateyourenthusiasmidislikethispost
You're assuming he's actually sick and its not a ploy to be able.to pull off the exact narrative you just mentioned
INeverWaitForIt
It might also be a ploy to move the news cycle away from the fact that he can't condemn white supremacists and that Melania is a piece of
INeverWaitForIt
human garbage deserving of the Trump name, and if so, congrats, it seems to have worked.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
I'm under the assumption that he is lying. Just like everything else
goobernoodles
That was my immediate thought. We're talking about Trump here. I wouldn't be surprised if this is just a campaign strategy.
andwings2go
I’m taking a page from his book, if he survives it’s cause he never had it, if he doesn’t survive I guess he really had it.
floxsyu
"I had the best people on this new vaccine, planned out each part of it, its huge and its gonna work for everyone and its the best"
floxsyu
"Only $1499 per shot and its gotta be done every month for the rest of your life directly to me"
floxsyu
Ended up never having it just to get some profit convincing people of taking a random popup vaccine under a sub company. Would be interestin
mstalltree
Either show me an authentic test report or show me a dead body! lol
Sexy360
He'll fake his death and hide in argentina, to escape any criminal charges
Bubbertubs
Ah yes, the mengele gambit. Classic.
PimpinKen
It is what it is
SunBrolem
If the polls go in his favor he'll come out swinging. If they don't he'll die to Argentina to avoid prosecution for his crimes.
INeverWaitForIt
And if he gets put on a ventilator, it was something else, like syphilis or that he had homosexual thoughts about Putin or something.
battery1979
How is coronavirus going to interact with the tertiary syphilis?
andwings2go
Painfully I hope
ChaIto
Clearly a preexisting condition
Bmxrider70763
Ah, the good old Salem witch trial technique. Fitting for him I guess.
Nobanob
Yeah but does he weigh as much as a duck?
definitelynotawolf
Ah so THIS is what he meant by “witch hunt”
da1stjster
Salem Bunker Bitch Trial?
KanzenChowa
Im betting 100 dollars he is lying and just using this as an excuse to not debate biden
witheredspoon
And to suck up media attention.
zippyzozippyzayzippyzappyzoopyzee
I'll do you one better, virtual debate, but "Trump" is a deep fake.
tappersparty3
not to mention the sympathy/empathy vote he will get
vinny512
I agree, him not talking for the next several months is better for his votes than him go on stage and make people questions their loyalty
DeimosBarret
But the first debate went so well for him?
cptnjackharkness
Is there a place people bet on this? Asking for a friend.
franklydizzy
That was my first thought.
StepfordWifi
My dad thinks he’s going to fake his death lol
TrueNorthernLights
Same, but as someone pointed out, it caused his beloved stock market to plummet, so maybe not.
philipwright1
Aren’t he and Melanie the only ones who got it apart from the aide who gave it to them?
Hexxxxxxxxx
Whyd they take him to the hospital then? You know he never wants to look weak. He'd never agree if he didn't have to
Simnut94
We'll know soon enough, if he stops tweeting, he's really sick.
TrueLegateDamar
50 bucks he will go golfing halfway his quarantine
Lurkinglurkertoo
50€ that he has corona, but for some fucking reason manages to pull through it with mild symptoms.
Gryphonosiris
$20 bucks he goes back to shagging Hope Hicks behind Ivanka's back.
SpaceWarrior3000
+1 for "Ivanka"
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I'm not sure if you meant to say Ivanka instead of Melania but it made it all the more disturbing.
Shickzilla
StarscreamAndHutch
Yep. Come on, underlying syphilis. Finish him!
dogsmakemehigh
I chuckled so loud my dog got scared
StarscreamAndHutch
Sorry, pupper!
TheLeanWolf
Mortal Combat growl: FINISH HIM!
repurposedschleem
hailzorp
NINE NINE!
cearn
No don't finish him! Just let him get enough lung problems that he wheezes after every few words. Let him appear as pathetic as he really is
Katabare
Carrying around a canister of oxygen. In a wheelchair after having several strokes and can't move his left side
YourMemeSucksHarderThanaDyson
Yeah honestly him living out the next few years with a pre-existing condition caused by Covid would be an excellent reminder of karma
SirTiberius
I like to act like I take the high road and say I don't wish for anyone to die, even him. But to be honest, i want him to live 1/2
cearn
My thinking exactly. It's hard to take the high road when they're hacking away at its foundations from below.
SirTiberius
...to be voted out, humiliated. To be rejected and derided for the rest of his life. To suffer for the part he's played. 2/2