It's my cake day, so here's a picture of my cat laying on his wiener
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W ... T ... F ... ?
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Things move fast around here
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Control what you can control
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60 day move-out notices are scummy
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Fools never learn
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Divide & Conquer
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White House press secretary said “anyone who is breaking the law or obstructing federal law enforcement officials” is subject to prosecution.
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If it had udders he'd sell the milk
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Watching US News Every Day Feels Like...
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More taxes, less value
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The thing about guns is they help people distance themselves from the violence, making it easier to commit. So it's a special kind of sicko that shoots someone point blank.
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Trump response in 3..2..1..
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Alexa, tell John Wick to clean house
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PSA: Check your High Deductible Health Savings Accounts. Prob time to liquidate the account to recoup any money you can in case you have medical issues this year (or next 4 yrs)
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When you can't work on the thing you wanted to work on
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Let's Talk "GO" Bags ("Get Out!" Bags)
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The best time to donate to a food bank was probably yesterday. But, figure second best time is right now before holidays get bleak.
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Shouldn't post this. Might give them ideas.
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Another successful distraction from a real issue
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We spent millions prosecuting his ass. Can we get our $ back since those are panning out now?
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Relationship Test #53: Moving
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*Spinning Newspaper Headline*
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Trick-or-Treatin: the trick is on us for buying too much candy
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Elbow Deep in a Pwny
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Afternoons be like...
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Leave it to the internet
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Get Me Costco Fahrenheit
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The Dungeons & The Dragons!
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Kung Pow: Iron Crotch Upvote / Downvote
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VR dump
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Productive Day
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"Alpha" Males In A Year
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Happy "Grill Supervisor Doggo Reporting for Duty" Day
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Wait a minute...
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Another year, another gov't shutdown. It's a Fall tradition now.
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(imgur) we want quality OC (OC creators) best I can do is a stick
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Bob's Butcher Shop: You can't beat the meat here
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Skyrim - Alabama Edition
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The Dungeons and The Dragons
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Wife works medical. I work tech. Our definition of "coding" is different.
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totally boo, dude
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Trying to control Pandora's Box
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How to piss people off 101
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Leopards and faces
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One trip to the hardware store. One can only dream.
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Too late for sci fi day
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Pulp Fallout
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"Wait, it's no longer white guy vs white guy!? That's not fair!" - them
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Ignoring the unwritten social contracts in society leads to chaos and leaves us no better off than savages
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The Stages of Eating Ramen
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There comes a time in every person's life...
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yes, let's replace the incumbent dem candidate that has a proven track record simply b/c he's old. Genius move. /s
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Your chances of evading a weiner dog are high...
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When MTG hears she's not Trump's VP Pick
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Gonna freebase some Flintstone vitamins then tackle the day
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Shout out to the folks not dressing up for Halloween! We are dozens!
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"But he's old"
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