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CJGeringer
fuck, this aged badly
cryingWolf272
BlackWolfLeon
This is going to need a massive soundcloud remix of We are Number One.
Dolewhipper
Dude has a philosophers stone, the only explanation.
Zomba13
We Are Number One but cancer free.
ThIsHowWeDoIt
Fogman
He really is number one
poopcha
:)
St0rmraider181
Wait I was told he passed away.
ararebeast
Somehow I missed it but there was apparently a hoax.
Fishticuffs
This'll go down in history
Kitakita
Now watch and learn, here's the deal, I'll rid myself of this stupid cancer deal! Ha ha ha!
RealFuckinNito
Joke from reddit: Cancer: "You have no escape!" Stefán: "Here's a lesson in trickery..."
BrontTheGoodBoy
I'd say this is definitely going down in meme history.
Spentendo64
<3
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
He and Timothy Omundson really need to do a project together where they play brothers.
ararebeast
I didn't know I wanted this until I read it.
WickedSpins
zeebow999
TallonMaguire
MEMES CURED HIS CANCER
Buck39
Well he is number 1, after all.
GrimdogX
What, I heard he was like days away from death are you serious? if so great but I've never heard of such a comeback.
bitemark
Kim Kardashian
cryingWolf272
Dartacus
ishotjfktwice
What's this from again ?
TheRealOzone
That's the best news I've heard in a while. Hell yeah.
ImperialRedGuard
I'm here from the future with some bad/sad news.
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
So if I remember correctly he went from cancer having then memes healed him then he was terminal and now he's not dead. YAY
reclaimingrequiem
Basically.
theLimerickGuy
So, thoughts and prayers actually DO work?
samsonguy920
Well, they help the spirit. Incisions and extraction do their part, too.
karimonsterbitches
Nah, man. It was the power of memes.
69thatinvolvesnachocheese
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
TheShadowsLengthen
Is...is this the kind of remission that goes "It's just a prank, bro !" and goes back to terminal in 6 months ?
TheZompocalypse
Take a joke! You're the only one acting like a butthole! -cancer's wife probably
AnonOmis1000
I'm confused now....didn't he die? What do I trust!
ararebeast
Apparently there was a death hoax going around. Somehow I missed it entirely.
AnonOmis1000
I WAS BAMBOOZLED!
ShadeEmberi
paulisapler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
Minkaf
I can hear it
PossiblyATank
thanks, i now know where "we are number one (but its [blank]" meme is from
ShadeEmberi
YW , I always liked this version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6RpjG3s1Jk
the4getful
AveragegamerdudeBANNED2
canIuseyourtoilet
Source?
AveragegamerdudeBANNED2
Lana Rain, Pink Pirate. 96 minutes in
bigpapakrabs
........
Bugtruck
Thank you for your service
tskman
Somehow I feel like you knew this offhand.
Imissmyleftfoot
Loxreaten
A cake.
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
Have u seen pic/s of her all grown up?
Davadin
No. But...curious now thanks to you.
RelativeVelocity
APinkDragon
I am intrigued...
iHveNoCleverName
No but what is this?
ImNotWhatISayIAm
You have my attention
TestingYourPatience
Tves
Apparantly he had a part of his liver removed due to the tumors. - Source the news and my ability to read Icelandic
runscar
Vel gert!
immabosssortoff
That's a good ability, what other superpower you have?
MyOtherComputerisaLettuce
Where did you find it? I can't find an Icelandic source about this
MyOtherComputerisaLettuce
Nvm, found it
Dinnerbird
Care to share before vanishing completely?
MyOtherComputerisaLettuce
http://ruv.is/frett/lifid-er-nuna-0
PappyWolf
Takk!
FindusSomKatten
good thing livers can grow back (if there is some left)
TheForceRestrained
Even better with some fava beans and a nice chianti
Thisiscotty
they dont really grow i dont think. the lobe that is left just expands
FlyingButtPliers
How is that different than regrowing?
Thisiscotty
because its not regenerating. its stretching i guess. but i could easy be wrong
vitfall
Uni of Iowa states: The liver is a unique organ. It is the only organ in the body that is able to regenerate. With most organs, such as 1/?
vitfall
heart, the damaged tissue is replaced with scar, like on the skin. The liver, however, is able to replace damaged tissue with new cells. 2/?
vitfall
If up to 50 - 60 percent of the liver cells may be killed within 3 - 4 days in an extreme case like a Tylenol overdose, the liver 3/?
MrWoland
Really? Til, cool
nytvittuhessu
Yep, the human liver regenerates like motherfucking wolverine, you only need 25% of the tissue for it to grow back entirely
ATalkingMushroom
On a somewhat-related note, isn't the tongue the fastest-healing part of the body?
Sauroctonus
That and eyes, at leas they are of the external organs.
ThanosWasNotWrong
Holy shit
SharkyMcSnarkface
Prometheus was probably one bad motherfucker to have all his liver eaten and then have it regrown.
Sauroctonus
And considering what we do to our livers, I'm not surprised!
QuietJack
Wait.... seriously? I heard he was pretty much past the point of no return. This is awesome if true.
LOlMyNameIs
Free of cancer is a stretch, the doctors could not find any cancer remaining. If he stays without it for the next 5 years or so, he's cured.
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Guess he's less rotten now
zultch
As of the 11th of this month he's in the clear.
JoelsPerfectBabybackRibs
He made it through thanks to all the likes on Facebook.
badleagaladvice
MEME MAGIC
tamalero
Agree, huge turnaround considering they removed so many parts of him to remove cancer. And that it supposedly had spread.
Paasimus
Ya, i heard he'd died already.
makesense
They surgically removed it originally, then it came back. So they decided to try removing it again and so far it hasn't come back.
JohnMyungIsGod
Uhhhhhhhhh
Holobit
That's what we all have heard. Somebody was lying, because "terminal" means waiting to die, not "he has still chance to be cured".
ydwyrd
Well what did you expect? He is number one!
Mockingbirb
He's alive, apparently has his life back for now, that's great news!
silentheero
http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/01/lazytown-actor-stefan-karl-stefansson-thanks-fans-for-support-with-rainbow-of-hope-post-6748671/
Porecomesis
I pray to God this time it sticks.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Holy shit what a fucking turn around.
ErikLehnsherrWasRight
http://www.inquisitr.com/4429116/stefan-karl-stefansson-cancer-update-lazytown-actor-now-says-he-is-free-from-the-disease/
samsonguy920
For the laziest guy in town, he has shown himself to be the biggest fighter.
breakingcode
Actually he was never lazy, he expended more energy trying to be lazy than the people did exercising, thus his svelt body.
samsonguy920
He was the strongest advocate to keep the town lazy, but became the most active in his efforts to do so. One of the things that makes that >
samsonguy920
> show so awesome. I'm hoping they do a special episode with him soon. Get the gang together.
oifaen
Was he the child rapi.. enemy on the show?
DarkWolf658
NCRLoyalist
oifaen
Yes.. like that. Only with children
NCRLoyalist
You must be very popular at parties.
oifaen
I am
DICEM4N
You fucked up
oifaen
It doesnt matter
oifaen
Guys.. it doesnt
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
It matters so little you reply to your own comment to emphasize that fact
JakobThor
Icelander here. Not trying to turn the mood but i belive they only extended his life so to speak. The odds are he will get cancer again :(
moonsaves
Probably is better than definitely, though.
smerking
Odds are 100% certain he will die. Same odds for all of us.
OverpricedCrayon
American here
nononini
:/ That's sad to hear.
Arcian
That's actually a high likelihood for everyone who gets cancer. Even a single cancer cell can regrow into a full-blown tumor.
Imgurislongerfunny
Been cancer for 3 months now. I'm 20. Yay I'm fucked
PaulHolioTheGreat
Not if he eats sport candy, duh!
UncivilizedEngie
Yeah, but then he wouldn't be a real villain.
QuietJack
That wouldn't surprise me. Still, it really sounded like he had days left, so hopefully he can have some happier, more comfortable days now.
SourFuck
*Years
JakobThor
Agreed
Unpurchased
This is the second time he pushed it back, yeah? And this time was supposed to be lethal. He still has got the fight in him. And it isnt 1/2
Unpurchased
Like we all don't have death inevitably waiting for us. So I wouldn't say it is "just" extending his life.
boevis
Hey, is it true that only tourists eat puffin?
PappyWolf
No.
samsonguy920
There are odds he won't, either. And then there are odds he will just get a different cancer. The thing is...right now he does not.
DarthFluffyBottom
My dad had prostate cancer, they cut it out. 4 years later metastasized into his lungs and....yup.
Thecogwheel
that's the fun part with cancer - to cure it you need to destroy every last cell. We can't tell if we got it all or not yet so we scoop 1/?
Thecogwheel
out what we find, try to poison the rest out and when the scans show clean stamp "cancer free" on the person and hope it doesn't come 2/?
Thecogwheel
back. But in no way are we certain that the cancer is gone, and only time will tell if it is or isn't. Meaning even if you survive 3/4
AlexanderTheGood
Yeah, I remember it being declared terminal a few weeks ago. Even if it wasn't, this is an incredibly quick turnaround
PandaModeler
First the .001% has the cure for cancer and for some reason have decided not to monetize it. In other news overpopulation is it a problem?
Vaanhalen
Especially for such beard.
TwiggFace
It was in Stage IV, which is generally considered terminal as it has a 3% or so 5-year survival rate
cowpiefatty
It to the public in what sounded like his last months. But it is still a miracle that he beat it.
GayEnough4U
Speaking of beating it.... Waaaaasssup guys? ;)
AlexanderTheGood
It is fantastic that he beat it, but I thought Terminal meant that that was 100% it? They shouldn't announce it if it's not definite
FuckPHP
In medicine, almost nothing is definite. You can't get upset at doctors for not knowing exactly what's going to happen.
cowpiefatty
I read a few articles and apparently it was terminal for a lot longer than they released to the public (about a year) they just released1/2
Mockingbirb
the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 2/2
Corrodias
Barabbas from prison instead of Jesus 2/2
Mechlai
the dogs and forever answered the age old question: "Who let the dogs out?" 2/2
anabundanceofpuns
(2/2) the most dangerous child predator in Australia from prison, apparently. Just thought you should know.
MicahAmey
that confused the shit out of me for a solid 30 seconds.
anabundanceofpuns
ALegendaryHero
Where is part 2?
halbtroll
Above of his first comment