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MotoMeow
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Disassembler
I have PhD in crowbars.
dotherightthingtoday
Half Life
buthejustsaidwoo
He points a flashlight at black people then kills them but not in a racist way
donedealjames
Resident Evil 5?
MisterOp
me
TheWizardBjorn
Cop simulator 2016 edition
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
Burlybear45
Alan wake
Dreagoth
Alan wake?
buthejustsaidwoo
Yep
UrsaPsi
Slender?
ConnerVetro
Shadow of the colossus?
MasterBaconProclomation
Heart of darkness. Has to be.
Isorikk
Luigi's Mansion
Stratum408
Altaren
nono in that he sucks black guys REAL hard to kill them
krapmyself
Sounds like metal gear solid 5, phantom pain
BossJohns
Old dude kills animals for money while executing a threesome
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
FreeStevenAveryAndGiveMeFloofs
Geralt??
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
That's a Geralt.
ralphie84
You forgot thee drinking and card games
slipspace55
Middle aged guy kills thousands, to blow up the habitat that his crew crash landed on earlier.
Soulsand
Risk of Rain ?
SecludedGhost
Does he also mention dicks a lot?
YaGotTheRona
Halo:CE?
Zephyrias
You have a relevant name, too.
Gasnia
Doom
CaptnTightPants
Captain Olimar?
lifeisadadjoke
Wish I could give another +1 for your user name
XombiWang
Grayson Hunt in Bulletstorm
Kercyan
Every Sim City
BearKurt
Halo
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
RedClaws23
Endless Dungeon
Suvox
Halo 4
FatSavage
I kill the dad and kidnap the little girl throughout the game while shooting drug addicts in an abandoned city
He1ler
Fallout
jjvega
Bioshock
dnbro
Booker DeWitt
CheesecakePi
Columbia wasn't abandoned, nor were the people drug addicts. I'm guessing the original Bioshock.
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
GTA
IvnWng
"dad" & "little girl" is a dead giveaway...
Hummingbirdbandit
That was good. I like you.
FatSavage
Finally someone does
TheKnight1509
That's an accurate description of bioshock
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
ClockworkVeil
Bioshock
JackMolotov
I use expensive bullets
AbridgedKirito
That could be many people.
UrsaPsi
Heavy?
MinnesotaTom
oddworld stranger
solomoncainereaper8888
Halo?
NecroticPlunger
Bloodbourne
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
lordfwahfnah
Could be world of tanks also
eraser1
Lol. Run a premium account and/or tier 6 strongholds and make easy credits to spam as much gold as you want
xGBHxPegasus
Buy a Cromwell B, lovely little money earner.
eraser1
Or a Type 64, but the Bromwell is sort of better for crew training, but I used my Type to train a Chinese crew that I then used on heavies
Ouroborus
The Heavy from TF2?
JackMolotov
Yup
ButtsandBewbs
"It weighs 150 killgrams and fires $200 custom-tool cartridges at 10000RPM. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds."
TheNotSoSilentTitan
Metro Series
AlCoolAJ
Metro on Ranger mode to be exact XD
Delta2Almanac
Last of us
Ragnarukus
He is just a roadie that loves to ROCK with his wicked axe.
CapLox
Started to sound like Roadhog, but naw
Porecomesis
Eddie Riggs!
robotin17
Eddie rigs
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
That bull from HotS?
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
E.T.C. That's who I thought of, but I think I was wrong.
DestroyerCat44
A young mently I'll girl living on a very dangerous planet surviving with her pyrotechnic skills, stuffed creature and crumpets.
ImgurisluvImgurislife
Crumpets are crunk
TarkusOfTheBlackIron
Tiny Tina
IneedFakeInternetPoints
I took a nap too long and woke to a dead spouse and missing child
pd75
The vault dweller
JoreckRJasra
Fallout 4
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
Lone survivor
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
omgwieowb
Zelda breath of the wild
WhiskersVonHoppyhopsthe3rd
Max payne
MagicCactus
It's outlast
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Tuesday last week
hdchyf5
Fallout 4 nice hint
DamianWinters
Fallout 4 protagonist was your favourite video game character?
Delta2Almanac
Red dead
Rezerrex
Fallout 4
JamesAHarrod
All outta bubblegum
AbridgedKirito
I've come to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all outta ass - dick kickem
MersopolisII
Duke Nukem?
PiccoloPetey
I came here to kick bubblegum and chew ass.
Sandvifch
"And I'm all out of ass" -Dick Kickem
SeamusMCMXCVI
Dick Kickem
ralphie84
They Live
DRLavacookies
jumps off 100ft+ high buildings like the Campanile di Giotto, lands in a pile of hay and survives
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
too east
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
EASY
WhiskersVonHoppyhopsthe3rd
Ezio Auditorre da Firenze
DRLavacookies
yes!
whywhynotthatswhy
Assassin's Creed
DRLavacookies
close enough
ButtsandBewbs
We're supposed to guess characters, not games
imgonnaralph
A vacation gone wrong. One man avenges the death of his friends. Kills many locals, and local wild life in the process.
sblaydes
Oregon Trail?
solomoncainereaper8888
Where the hell do you get vacation from that one?!
LucasTigy
mario sunshine
PuckinFissed
Lmfao
DamianWinters
I thought Dead island at first.
00101010
Json Brody. What an amazing game that was.
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
C0br4L0rd
Dishonored
Methraton
that's not badly descibed, it's accurate
rgwolvez
Far cry
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Far Cry 3 to be exact
AtCombatwombat
Super Mario sunshine is almost better tbh
imgonnaralph
I loved that game..
DamianWinters
I liked it for awhile, never finished it though because it got rather repetitive.
FeelThePoveR
Jason rescued his friends though, as far as I can remember only his brother died, although it's been some time so I may be wrong.
rgwolvez
He could have killed them though in one of the 2 ending s
FeelThePoveR
Either way that's still not "avenging" the death of his friends.
imgonnaralph
I think your right, it's been a long time.
LiBearington
He runs at 50 mph, isn't afraid of nothing, has destroyed the gates of hell like twice.
DavidFe
Sonic?
RavennaMagnus
Pacman?
shar10
Krytos
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
ilikebenches
I admire your commitment to the bit.
thenameshandbanana
Adam41150
Doom Guy?
LiBearington
Doom guy.
Kikipups
I think that would also apply to Gordon Freeman.
imgurcommocrugmi
1/3 good effort.
BubblesTheFish
doesn't afraid of anything
jdavis1186
I like Doom. Eh destroys hell and doesn't afraid of anything.
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
Who is Sanic?
MisterOp
Me?
Arkham97
Must be doom guy
MegaDeuce
Sonic.
solomoncainereaper8888
Sonic runs at 765 mph
Icouldntthinkofacreativeusernamesoijustdidthis
Keairan
Except he does have ptsd. Demons killed his bunny, and he killed everything to avenge it.
eraser1
In the new game, he was the leader of an elite warrior caste that held back the demonic invasion until one of his people made a deal (1/2)
eraser1
with the demons, which allowed the demons so successfully invade doomguy's "realm". Since then, he's been killing demons. More like revenge
solomoncainereaper8888
One problem with your expo. He was the one who made the deal with the devil, was betrayed, and then took out his minor irritation on them.
Temenos
I like to think It the other theory that he's the same from the original games, who just got so powerful he became ageless and went to hell
Temenos
To fuck them up forever
NotEvenAlittleBit
It's the dude who the game isn't named after, but everyone thinks it is.
intazma
Legend of Zelda
katsublue
Link
NotEvenAlittleBit
You got it!
FizzleBurger
Pit from Kid Icarus?
FeelThePoveR
First one is a playfull slut, the second one is a businesswoman, they are one and the same, they also run a club and are kinda dead.
SceneBeanOrSeanBornPickOneDammitYouCantHaveBoth
Vtm:b? Theresa and Jeanette?
Solaralyn
Oh god, now you made me miss that game. Those two were my first lesbian crushes.
FeelThePoveR
http://orig06.deviantart.net/82ac/f/2009/146/2/1/vampirebloodlines_motivational_by_memilly.jpg
BornToBeAwesome
Likely to be me tonight
FeelThePoveR
Yup, that's it ;)
SceneBeanOrSeanBornPickOneDammitYouCantHaveBoth
Love that game. When it works, of course! More bugs than happy cyclist's teeth.
FeelThePoveR
It's pretty rough around the edges, but unofficial patches help out a lot. I've recently started another playthrough and damn it's good. ;)
codenamenothing
I go on a murderous rampage killing turtles and other variety of creatures because my girlfriend left me for some big turtle looking mo fo.
WhiskersVonHoppyhopsthe3rd
Mario XD
TheNotSoSilentTitan
Mario! WAHOOOO
alexburgers
Jazz Jackrabbit
Jayfourke
I used to love that game.
TheLeastOfUs
A chick who hates tombs but constantly raids them
AnalChain
Tomb raider
AnActualTsundere
..Zelda?
Alexpro2014
Lara Croft
TheLeastOfUs
Yup
Arkham97
Lara croft?
TheLeastOfUs
Yep
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Dankey Kang
NotACheeto
Sanic
LaVagina
Shamus
GerbilAssassin666
Big ass dude in green runs around killing shit with a female voice in his head that tells him where to go next
MPinky
Halo.
YaGotTheRona
Halo
Unbarring
Master Chief John 117
thegrimcoder
An overworked scientist...
MegaDeuce
Batman?
RedClaws23
GLaDOS
LycoperdonPyroformis
A large man who drives a train made of excrement with 5 other equally insane people
Jinxis
This needs more upvotes lol
LycoperdonPyroformis
STRIP THE FLESH! (he says thank you)
leelaman
Krieg
TarkusOfTheBlackIron
Kreig?
LycoperdonPyroformis
Yep, I probably needed to word it better though.
JohnyCarlos
Whenever i mentioned it, people will lose the game.
OverlordAinzOoalGown
Damn it!
NorbertDemeter
What is this? I don't get it.
JohnyCarlos
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)
CephalopodLodge5
Dammit.
AwesomeKazu
Shit. I just lost.
thesolamnus
Its been months. God damn it
pookieeatworld
Fuck me, I just lost the game.
TheKerfuffle
Fuck you friend.
TheSilentFucK
I hate you, but I love you too.
rcreif
I won the game a long time ago. I'm free.
rcreif
https://xkcd.com/391/
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
WHO SHOT ME IN THE HEAD
WookieJebus
Murdered: Soul Suspect
stichs12
FALLOUT NEW VEGAS
oframpage
Max payne
MersopolisII
The Courier.
ghostwarlock
Special delivery for you! It's an ass-whooping
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Subject Delta, Bioshock
ExaDeuce
Muton from Xcom
Underg33ker
Borderlands 2
CaveCanem
Shooty McShootFace
solomoncainereaper8888
I actually never saw him until my third play through when I wasn't playing a sniper... I had wondered what the achievement was for.
thagoatman
Shooty mcshootface borderlands
ralphie84
Fallout New Vegas
WhatTheIDontEvenHOW
ARMA
BlckLyht
The mother fucking mailman
beariebear
Carmine
TheWizardBjorn
Any bandit in skyrim/oblivion when your a sneaky archer
Russoe
Battlegrounds. Its gotta be.
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
nope
BlueDsc
Man, you're supposed to badly describe the game, not make it as obvious as possible :P
Ghauf
Some random fucker in PUBG.
crocokyle1
Facey mcshootey
AlfonsoAlvarado
Borderlands
Vaeevictiss
JFK: Reloaded
ishotjfktwice
Ohhh you
FizzleBurger
HeroicStumpy24
Wow is it bad I was thinking the same thing kek
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
OH MY GOD MAN
FinnChan
Day Z
CaptMyshitisbustedup
High noon anyone?
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
Haniwari
any randoms ass npcs in skyrim that some how survives a bow to the head
governmentgavemeagun
"Hmph. I guess I was imagining it" *goes back to patrol with a big ass arrow sticking out of face*
SaintsRoDah
Mustve been the wind
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
10/10
akaBruce
there it is
UrsaPsi
FONV
CaptComment
Ron Swanson
TheProfessionalMike
Ron Swanson
1LunchMan
Red headed free-spirit learns to shut off a computer.
RedClaws23
SuperHot
MechaRoosevelt
Transistor?
Padraic
Red from Transistor?
Momi90
Horizon zero dawn
Shruikan159
Aloy from horizon: zero Dawn?
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
This character will penetrate anything. If it's ugly, it gets metal. If it's pretty, it gets the peen.
MegaDeuce
Duke Nukem.
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
74x9
Dig Dug?
EmperorDurrell
Kratos
uzerok
Any protagonist from any Bioware game?
blechinger
Too fucking right.
TheRockDude
Commander Shepard?
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
You're not inaccurate.
PiccoloPetey
Duke Nukem
xbolt
Geralt of Rivia.
questionableanswers
Of fucking Rivia
VariousConditions
Nice
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Bingo.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
"Winds howling." (Bar wench was named Wind)
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
/smh Is it only me who doesn't play Geralt like the biggest slut who ever slutted? Because it sure seems like it :/
SarcasmTortoise
We'll you get xp for sleeping with prostitutes...
TheKerfuffle
I'm definitely not an octopus.
DaniF
Just a dad!
GiftedByTheGernumblies
Octodad!
katsublue
Octodaaad. The totally human father figure.
PwnageHobo
She's a pretty cool scientist straight from the pits of hell
FizzleBurger
Kinzie from Gat out of Hell?
DevilishlySexyStarfish
Glados?
CapLox
Mei?
PwnageHobo
Yes, indeed
TheGate
First name that comes to mind is Mei? The hell part is more semi-popular opinion than actual character though.
PwnageHobo
Is that not allowed?
solomoncainereaper8888
I don't actually get it... Where did hell come from on her?
TheGate
Some people get frustrated with her abilities and how people use them, to the point where they sometimes say she is from hell.
PwnageHobo
That was the first name that popped into my head too
whywhynotthatswhy
I died.
TheStormtrooperThatHitHisHead
The courier of Fallout NV?
asiandelight
Dark Souls.
whywhynotthatswhy
TheNotSoSilentTitan
Kingdom of Amalur: Reckoning
RazielReaver
How is this not top comment xD
WhatsMyUsernameAgainWhatsMyUsernameAgain
Destiny
jo3v
Jackie Estacardo
SirLyonhart
Bioshock Infinite (spoilers)
RedClaws23
Talion
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
The Oregon Trail
whywhynotthatswhy
nope
pookieeatworld
Very good guess, but Oregon trail usually gave the cause of death.
dunadunadonut
You died of dysentery
thatonebitchontheinternet
Looks and acts like Nathan Fillion but isn't Nathan Fillion
FizzleBurger
Deadpool?
Txbuck
Cayde 6
TheNotSoSilentTitan
Nathan Drake?
thatonebitchontheinternet
Yay you got it!!
TarkusOfTheBlackIron
Buck?
ButtsandBewbs
Nathan Fillion
PixelSprite64
ODST Gunnery Sergeant Reynolds
FizzleBurger
Desmond Miles?
FizzleBurger
The Space Sphere?
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
I HAVE TO FIND MY SON
PolishAsparagus
Coooooorrrrraaaaaalllllll
djausdr
SHAUUUUUUN
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Vader?
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
Lone survivor, the guy from the forest, ethan from heavy rain, the list keeps going.
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
"/badly/ describe" And the first was right, if you ment Lone Survivor.
JoreckRJasra
Marlin from finding nemo
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
+1 but wrong
TheNotSoSilentTitan
JAAAASSSOOOOONNN
remingtn
Press x to Jason.
UnicornSpectre
A sexy velociraptor cop gone rouge. Spends time performing calibrations and saving the universe from space roaches.
RedClaws23
Rogue*
Freaknik48
Garrus.
RussellJackman
Sexy, sexy Garrus, Space Batman.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Garrus is sexy?
Randomman96
Reyquasis
Bruhhhhh, garrus fucking won on reddit for BEST FEMALE VOICE, and he is fucking male. Nigga that fucking explains every
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Seriously? Do you have a link? I'd be interested in checking that out, if for nothing else than my own edification.
Reyquasis
Was on fp on imgur few days ago, check my favourite I think I favored it. If not try to Google