A funny thing happened...
Would not be improved with salsa
The most valuable lump of metal I've ever held
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Secret Santa, you're awesome!
My girlfriend broke her water bottle lid and now it has the face of despair
Iron Man's Range Rover
I've been a problem drinker for years
Does imgur like nerdy tattoos, fresh from the shop?
Spoopy derp cat
One month later...
In lieu of a selfie
This is a public service announcement
Let's get down to business
Good advice on my friend's notice board
It's anthrax
Resubmitting my 11th post, to traumatise a few new people - TFW you show someone FMA:B S01E04 for the first time
Lateness excuse generator
MRW I try to twist an Oreo and end up with thousands of broken bits of Oreos on me
TFW you show someone Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood S01E04 for the first time
Today is not a good day
Black telephone box
UKIP wrote a letter asking Theresa May to resign. Twitter mocks
I win
I pity the fuel
One of the funniest TV series around
When your girlfriend hurt her hand and needs to use voice recognition to text, but it makes her sound like she's having a stronk
Picked up some goth Twinkies at Tesco today
Probably won't be doing that again anytime soon
Ack. Ack ack ack. Ack?
Let the circle-jerk downvoting commence!
Just a monkey hugging a chicken and licking it
Welp. I'm old
After destroying a pizza by myself
Mumbles the magnificent
Spring cleaning. Forgot I had all these
Dharma Initiative
Mumbles the magnificent
Mumbles the magnificent
Sorry, I just don't like them
MRW when my girlfriend tries to cook
I am the devourer of worlds... Fear me!
Stuck at work again. I hate most of the people I work with but my boss got a smile out of me before I left