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Oct 26, 2017 8:01 PM
elGrandeWanger
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TrustMeImABassist
And all the train clapped
peacefulwarlord
That's one of my go to drink lines
Enohpoxas
Was this in Alabama?
CommunistLama
DAmn for a split second i read "dude catches me chocking out his girlfriend.."
indoseth
Lie
DiuhBEETuss
Always downvote Confession Bear
muwka
Turned red got flustered apologized profusely- probably what actually happened
justanotherannon
Many years ago, walking with my girlfriend a dude said this to me. I died laughing.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
Wait, there are dudes out there who mind having their girlfriend checked out? I guess I don't because I'm not a hypocrite.
Superflash4
Like that's any better...
Uzernaime
Plot twist: Girlfriend was black, dude was white.
LivinginLuling
Checking me out is the ultimate compliment to my husband. His wife is attractive so he must be doing something right.
mccar7hy
Hmm
IronicUsername
Boast bear makes another appearance.
patvince
depending on which part of the country you're in, this could make things better or worse.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
Honestly don't give two shits if you're checking out my SO. I'm dating her cuz I think she's hot. I would hope others thought the same.
BeautifulSound
OMG the first time I read this, like 5 hours ago, I read it as CHOKING. No wonder I was buttfucking confused.
potatoardvarkhybrid
family reunion?
Zetor
Maintain dominance, peg both
boogertown
Not really
jayhawker33
And that man's name? ALBERT EINSTEIN
KittyMamma229
Still got punched??
Dionysus187
I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
heyletsbefriends
why?
trigger60
So the guy was dating his sister?
PmMeGifsForSauce
Neither of those would go over well in the real world.
Kiore
Neither does my approach of waggling my eyebrows and saying it wasn't her I was checking out.
PmMeGifsForSauce
Keep trying. You're bound to land one.
thesameasyours
then he ascerted dominance and did you doggy?
DeputySheriffMcLawDog
I am pretty sure this is a trigger-phrase to activate a KGB sleeper agent someplace.
TheDreadLordSithis
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.
Thristen
Мы были скомпрометированы
ARealHumanandNotaChatBot
ведение отчетности
elpolloloco11
MUST. DESTROY. CAPITALISM.
ZaylTheNecromancer
Proceeding to objective A.
RayGiIIette
Record Keeping?
DeputySheriffMcLawDog
FUCK
krugle
And then OP woke up.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
And the whole bus applauded
brandsilven
That dreams' name? Albert Einstein.
trippintherift
In the icu
rookie23
...p
h3nna0jisan
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
And it was actually his sister he thought was hot
IDrinkTeaInBritish
27yoUGLYvirgin
But actually op's a bug and woke up on his back.
thesameasyours
and he was getting a bj from the poolboy
Rayz901
Hey! A blowjob is a blowjob...
PmMeGifsForSauce
And his name was Albert Einstein
NICEUSEOFWORDSSIR
Not gay to get your dick sucked.
Vercci
Sucking a dick is straight because you're tasting all the pussy it's been in, fucking a girl is gay cause you touch all the dicks she's had.
BNabs
I've seen this post on here lots. I also don't see how it's funny?
cjbates2354
You’re fun at parties
uoeno
I think that he's trying to save himself but makes it even worse?
Allofyoush
"you couldn't possibly have a chance with someone like that"
LabiaCrust
He’s saving himself from wrath of a bigger, stronger male who has copulated recently by saying he mistook his GF for his sister.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Who has copulated recently. Wow. Made me giggle significantly. Thank you.
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rasengHero
Twll them, aren't you going to far?
BNabs
Yes I understood it, but checking out someone's sister isn't gonna go down any better, plus you then insult the angry guy
TurtleOnTheRocks
Is objectifying his sister any better?
LoquaciousDude
Objectifying my ass, get a life
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Anonawesome
Downvoted by people without sisters I guess? Almost laid out my mom's bf when he was drunk one night. I'll break fingers for family.
TurtleOnTheRocks
Okay but that's wayyyy worse than any other guy checking her out. Disgusting
daniic233
Lol my brother wouldn't give 3 shots, I guess it depends
LabiaCrust
You are not going to incur the wrath of a male by looking at his sister as he can’t mate with her. He sees his girlfriend as his alone.
YeetPirate
Maybe I'm just too protective of my sister... she's not allowed to know boys exist until she's 30
MyOcIsContent
I love guys like you, because it turns women into absolute freaks. Keep up the good work