TurtleOnTheRocks

104330 pts · November 1, 2013


if you're a gay girl or have pictures of animals you'd like to share message me. I love internet strangers and am always up to talk

I think we would all take a picture before helping him too

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Comments 3
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I've never seen a crying orange before

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Views 232594

Getting pumped for Sunday

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Comments 7
Views 702

US snowboarders have English to Korean translations on the inside of their jackets

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Views 806

Woody is the best boy

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Views 1495

Today something terrible happened, but something good also happened. Here is 4 year old Heidi Todd being rescued by police. She was kidnapped and is now safe

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Views 132755

Remember to clear the ice off all of your windows

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Views 2250

What thirteen year old wants to be single?

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Comments 57
Views 1301

Dog blending into the snow

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Comments 0
Views 128

it's on Reddit but remember how the reddit detectives fucked up the Boston Bomber

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Views 108402

You really should remember to turn off location services if you're pretending to be from another continent

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Comments 67
Views 2306

Wish my pups were this peaceful

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Views 1245

What a marvel

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Comments 343
Views 219543

And here I am calling them cowboy hats like an idiot

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Views 1263

First the Superbowl, now this

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Views 104239

Jolene has nothing on her

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Views 160991

The officer warmed the puppy and then my heart

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Views 107242

Bird on a plane

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Possibly my all time favorite gif

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The Rangers needed to pull a backup backup goalie up from the miners

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Views 2824

Is there any other way?

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Views 1358

Jacob Copeland's mom gets up and leaves when he announces he's committing to Florida, she wanted Alabama or Tennessee

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The Republican party doesn't want him but there he is

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Philly fans bringing a keg up over the gates to city hall

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Views 367

I'd throw in a strawberry milk for good measure

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Views 233090

City of Brotherly love

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Views 1112

Wasp nest built around an old baby doll

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I know I'm not alone in saying that I sincerely hope she resigns immediately

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Views 2680

An uncomfortable and well done Lolita poster

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Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul dressed up as each other's Breaking BAD characters

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The bill they were voting allows coal/oil companies to drill on property w/o the owner's full consent (all of the donors were oil companies)

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Views 223871

A giant shout out to @HeroesDeserveRecognition

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The Puppy Bowl puppies are on Tinder looking for a committed relationship

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She literally died from bacteria from dirty water

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Buzz Aldrin punching a moon landing denier who was harassing him

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Views 90042

They really nailed the jawline

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Views 1588

She better seize this opportunity

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My only friend is gone

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When Barbados citizens have their 100th birthday they get their own stamp

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Views 2309

A young frank

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So ironic it hurts

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every server will appreciate it and every customer will now know about your business

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Views 109878

How do I get on this?

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Comments 1
Views 652

Some good news that'll allow people to move on with their lives

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Views 181937

all of Philadelphia right now 

Points 961
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Views 78858

The Real victim of the government shutdown (from the October 2013 shutdown )

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Views 1414

Judge Aquilina throwing away the letter Larry Nassar wrote bitching about how hard it was to listen to the victim's statements

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Views 184034

Gotta keep the city safe

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Views 2942

So happy that this is still an issue

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Miley Cyrus stops show to record fans fighting 

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I was pleasantly surprised by this headline

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Views 164006

This is an Always Sunny episode

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I feel like I'm missing a connection here

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Views 1133

Boys weekend

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Views 2099
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