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Just love the grin at the end!
Edit: Wow, first time FP: send me stuff (images or text) I can laugh about!
Dec 5, 2017 10:35 AM
gormzolt
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Edit: Wow, first time FP: send me stuff (images or text) I can laugh about!
agermanguy
That is perfectly reasonable .
BxSouljah
Yo is that Trey Kirby?!
RonSwansonsJunk
I read that as S-Words... Swearwords :(... I am not a smart man
Sacurason
I love the HEMA posts I've been seeing on Imgur lately <3
PoliticalWanderer
The weird thing about playing with swords is that you don't REALLY learn that you shouldn't play with them until after you start.
Tadderak
Inca kola...reminds me of the best trip of my life...till now
skooksies
SilkyZ
You can too! https://www.hemaalliance.com/
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
Emperorofman
I APPRECIATE GLORIOUS MELEE
manowar669
*compelled
Aenkyr
Came here looking for this.
TonyStarch
HEMA?
MyDobieCastor
Their body language in the 3rd panel says it all.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
https://youtu.be/HpTUAOYrSII
Fauxcused
Epic grin.
dylan76
"Compeled" what? Spelled like that I read it as com'peeled'
Alphactory
I'm a fencer. This is so true.
Mercenarity
Such a weird leading statement she made, though.
HorseThings
Finally a sport I can get interested in
callingalljanmichaelvincents
Is that like broadsword fencing and where can I sign up
Barborin
You find see if there is a club near you using this. https://www.hemaalliance.com/club-finders/
Barborin
Full fight and interview can be seen here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZPOQDkcu4c&t=
Acornlad
TBH its kinda boring. Too much start and stop.
Yupurineutah
That reminds me; i still have Inca Kola here. Imma get me a glass of that piss colored nectar right now.
Ilikerandomgifs
Siegmier1
Fuck, that's why I started fencing in highschool!
Fauxcused
I miss fencing. Doctor says I can't risk head blows even with helmet due to retina damage.
Badger421
Ouch. I know how that feels, my friend. Lost sight in my right eye, had to drop out of foam fighting or risk losing the other one.
elephantocetomachia
Switch to foil. The head is not a target.
Freyja33
I used to do german longsword, sparring really isn't that dangerous (then again I was pretty shit at it).
Kryalis
All the fun of sword play without getting mutilated and killed +1
ShiftedStar
Am in HEMA, can confirm wanting to play with swords. And spears and pollaxes.
mormacil
Bollocks :P
Fushelama
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Curadh
And shields, and ringen, and daggers and messers and...
TheNax
Nice! Would really like to try it, but no such thing anywhere near me :(
smdd22
How do you get involved with HEMA?
ShiftedStar
You can always google to see if there are any clubs in your area. They don't usually require your own equipment.
CheekiestBreeki
double confirmed, cap'n
RainbowRhodes57328
Such a shame ya can't really spar with pile axes unless you're in harness. Those things can damage the hell outta standard helmets.
Curadh
Can confirm. My first fencing mask has a 1 inch divot from taking a pole-hammer shaft right to the noggin...
RainbowRhodes57328
*pole axes
HsuDoNihm
*pl0x
ShiftedStar
And I never got to, our club isn't really equipped for that. I'm mostly longsword.
sharkinfestedwaterfalls
Inca Kola!!
SayMeowAgain
You needed a Koala?
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
My favorite! But it's so hard to find D:
Forbayn
Had that when I visited Peru. It tastes kinda like bubble gum
Dudepeaches
It’s so weird but so good!
madethistocommenttomakesure
i thought the same! i have a shirt of that as probably every second backpacker who went through SA...
Amesang
Whenever my parents come for a visit we tend to exchange a bottle of Inca Kola for a bottle of Moxie.
winekop
https://imgur.com/hknla7X
wheremyempanadaat
i don't know what you are doing with your life but keep up, that pictures says success.
winekop
You have no idea how much your comment made me smile. Thanks.
Ifavepicsofnakedwomen
In a Kola!!
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Probably one of the weirdest soda on the market...
LeelasBoots
It's soooo yummy, you're crazy
okibi
Odd way of spelling best soda on the market.
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Its weirdness is what makes it good, though...
Dayjo
It's a classic beverage! Si?
holdthedooor
Chimpun!!!!
WhoreSlutNicaraguanPirateWhore
CALLAO!!
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
nickrad
Peruvians stand up
Soylencer
I had a Peruvian best friend in grade school. They had a bottle or two in the fridge the entire time I knew him.
FewerNotLess
My brother lived in Peru for a minute and introduced our family to it. So bummed it's hard to find in US.
nickrad
Latin markets, my friend. Here in the UK you can find it easier now that it was bought by the coca cola company
WhoreSlutNicaraguanPirateWhore
we are already! - a short peruvian
boozeyghost
blcoyote
X i had inca kola in Peru.
Pulguitaundertherain
DebbieAPhoto
Djalabajoe
Jake Norwood ( striped socks ) in action https://imgur.com/NuUkb3y
AceOfNines
I found Wally
halfwindsor
Jake is good people
SHIROASA
this looks awesome
TCGView
That sport actually looks really exciting.
AwkwardKeming
I have no idea if he's doing good or bad but I loved watching it.
Shovi
Who scored there?
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
I like how the ref looks like he's ready to attack when he sees his opportunity
LurkingIntensifies
Did he parry that last blow as he was staggering past. Some Witcher style shenanigans there.
Gurablashta
How d'you like that silver?
sgv1
Wait, that's not fencing. Is that kendo?
FellsApprentice
Historical European Martial Arts
PaladinofPositivity
You can find it on ESPN 8 "The Ocho"
Curadh
Entiendo esta referencia.
GeminiBattle
Did he lose that touch? Not sure the game but in Sabre fencing he would have lost the touch.
j0lt78
Fighting Lee Smith
2717101295
Who's Co-founder of the HEMA club Blood and Iron.
dragoonthevoter
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Aerolus
striped socks. now thats a name i can follow
Arhangelus
Why does the judge carry stick ? To beat them into submission ?
sunyudai
In case he needs to interfere, so he can stick it in the combatants field of view without getting into the blade's reach.
Curadh
Short answer: yes.
Devilduckie8713
Would you like to stick your arm in the way of a sword to break them up?
lncorrectGrammerNazi
"speak softly and carry a big stick"
Jonesy343
"Walk softly, and carry a big gun." - Librarian
killerducky29
-Teddy Roosevelt. On that note, no he didn't say this, it comes from a political cartoon. Some good history right there, good job.
PanicAtTheEverywhere
What sport is this? I'm a new fan.
PanicAtTheEverywhere
Just kidding, it's on the top of the screen. Totally saw that
CanadianMadCow
It's on the to- oh, ok... I'll just go.
Metallica93
R.I.P. one of the Sebbens.
bobon123
Hema - Historical European Martial Arts. This is the longsword competition. Other common competitions are rapier and saber.
StrangerWC
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bobon123
But you can find really everything. In Bologna (IT) there is a very interesting sword and cape competition.
labmonkey4life
I know a rapier is a type of sword, but I still initially read that to the effect of "other competitions are rapier than this one"
YoungChuckNorris
That would be something to see.
RainbowRhodes57328
There is also Dussack, Messer, and Sword And Buckler, as well as other varieties of rapier/sidesword combat that allow for offhand daggers.
bobon123
Yes, absolutely: as I wrote in the next comment there are really a variety of different weapons. I personally enjoy Dussack a lot.
RainbowRhodes57328
Same, my favs are messer/buckler, dussack and sidesword.have the prototype gustav messer from landschnekt emporium, Adam did a great job.
RainbowRhodes57328
Dussack is german cutlass, a buckler is a small shield, and a messer is a "big knife" (effective a falchion by different construction)
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
So it’s kinda like fencing with a bigger sword?
HsuDoNihm
Kinda, yeah. Edge-work is much more important, thrusting less so. http://www.thearma.org/essays/armoredlongsword.html
Ivain
Pretty much not. The techniques are completely different. Fencing is very stabby. This is more slashy. I could try actually explaining, but
Ivain
that would result in a mile-long thread of comments, since I'm not good at keeping things short and concise.
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
Ok I understand that to some degree I guess I was thinking more along the lines that it had swords and some similar protective equipment lol
Cyranojoe
Looks like simply a slower form of sabre. That's not necessarily a negative.
Ivain
I haven't seen an actual sabre fight in a while, but I do imagine it's far closer than fencing.
Cyranojoe
Sabre is the third weapon in Olympic fencing.
Curadh
Not a bad analysis. There are some different principles, but if you play with it, it is VERY similar.
Ivain
Yeah, I think the main differences would be some of the stances and the way blocking is done. Blocking with a longsword is different than
Cyranojoe
Oh I imagine there's quite a bit of nuance. "Simply" is probably the wrong word, but appreciate the confirmation about similarity. :)