process1183
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Jun 13, 2021 4:47 PM
process1183
94304
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CaptainTaintTickle
My first edible was a 100mg cheesecake. I went to Mars and in the morning I was still high
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
1st one I took was at a friends house playing X-Men Legends. Always got muchies and absent-mindedly ate a brownie. oopsie doopsie
rom65536
Eat edible. Wait 40 minutes. Say loudly "This edible ain't shit." Hold on to your butt, because it's about to mess you up.
sadagadachess
Smoked a bowl and felt good, got munchies, ate edible still felt good bit couldn't figure out how to blow out a candle on my nightstand...
DopplerSexWaves
Did the devil come rip your heart out through your kneecaps?
patcw
both mango and something with fat in it both help your 'high'
KMFDM781
I ate two and smoked a joint, then ate two more because I had a flight in the morning. I was high for 3 days to say the least.
nasukkin
Am I the only one who doesn't feel anything from edibles?
HazyKitten
You might just have a very high tolerance. I started at 5mg and I’m up to 50mg now.
kitchendaddy
DamnedIfYouDo
I thought I was going to hit up Applebee's why some munchies, couldn't walk down the hotel hallway.
bluesun68
I upped the dose by 1 every time I tried. Only ended up with side effects.
raeflower360
Yeah I’ve never had one kick in later. My body relaxes and thats about it even for ones that people claim are super strong
kelevra
Your body doesn't use ingested THC the same way. And some people's bodies turn it into a molecule your neuro receptors won't accept.
pikecurran7149
I did exactly this and then ordered and ate a whole pizza
pikecurran7149
Was sick as a dog the next day
HoratioVelveteen
I always see this and think "I did exactly that but nothing happened". I just know I need to find some better edibles is all.
lovedogsANDcats
I did exactly this. Lost 36 hours of my life. Apparently I interacted with family but I have no recollection of any of it.
Gakpickingusernames
Hahaha! Good times
Mellayellafella1441
notouchingNOTOUCHINGnotouchingNOTOUCHING
I've forgotten....what is the original context here?
Darpon
Earthquake.
LadyLink
I only had half a cookie for my first. The couch still ate me and I felt like I was dropping between dimensions.
imboredandpostmyopinion
My first edible I didn't move for 9 hours, just played one video game that entire time.
BackPackJohniee
Technically, wouldn't that be their second edible?
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Oh, that's just the beginning of the effect of the first one. It's not even fully digested yet. Just wait until the 2nd one kicks in too.
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Takes about 3 hours until you feel the full effect. Maybe longer if you've eaten anything else recently, especially fatty foods.
tomok666
first experience
ExquisiteConundrum
Edibles turn you into Morrissey
LiterallyAWizard
Judging by that last picture, I'd say it turns you into MODOK. >.>
clutchthepearls
How soon is now?
onemightyandstrong
They turn me into a couch cushion.
NickKater
I don‘t want to turn into a misanthropic egomanic pompous racist shit
mjh29822
I made my first edible myself, it was amazing, added shrouds for the hell of it. NOT DISAPPOINTED AT ALL
mjh29822
Shrooms not shrouds, damn auto correct
CoreyLee04
I remember my first time. I was in Amsterdam with a friend who said he wanted space cookies. The seller said to take half a cookie for each1
CoreyLee04
and we just sat there for an hour. Nothing happened. So we left to go to the hotel. By the time we get there we got hit hard with it 2
CoreyLee04
I just remember everything moving even though i wasnt. Blacked out, woke up in a bar eating a burger, blacked out again and was at my hotel
shawns11385772
Mentally and/or visually what changes after taking an edible? Would watching Star Wars or playing a video game be a different experience?
alex5775
I wouldn't call it super different per se, but it's more "intense" basically turns "cool a light saber" into "HOLY SHIT a light saber"
RevolutionOnHerLips
For me it's too intense to play games, I can't concentrate. But listening to music is goddamn amazing! And lots of stuff is super funny
RevolutionOnHerLips
so while I haven't tried it yet, I do wonder if a comedy would be funnier
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Everything feels more amazing since your dopamine levels are so elevated. Food almost gives you an orgasm. Movies are an amazing experience…
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
and feel a lot more meaningful (or more hilarious if you're watching anything remotely funny.) You don't really want to experience any ...
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
visual weirdness because that's when things get a little scary in my experience. Like, the floor seems unusually far away. Usually happens …
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
when you're way too high and goes along with mild paranoia (you really don't want to hear police sirens in that state) and weird sensations…
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
like your entire left side going numb. You freak out about the stupidest things, like "what if I forget to breathe", and feel you have to …
EvilMasterBetty
Any advice on taking your first edible or is just taking it slow the best thing you can do?
Emriyss
Good gried these are some scary replies. Eat one and have fun, they are amazing and help with anxiety, migranes and general meh-ness
Blaynemary
Eat a good meal and set a timer to go off in an hour
Faaaaantastic
Be in a place that is safe, comfortable to you mentally and physically, and with people that won't fuck with you for fun while you are high
CityYeti
Try one, wait a day, if nothing happens, double up
LoggingOutNow
Depends on what it is and who made it. I've had a handful of gummies not do shit. I've had the tiniest brownie take me to the moon.
andrewthestraw
Don’t be a hero, be in right state of mind to take them. Don’t mix with other things like Alcohol, home made eds are hard to judge so b safe
BreakingBean
Don’t take more than 10mg for first edible, if nothing happens after 2-2.5 hours smoke a small bowl and it’ll kickstart it promise
PooPculture
Whatever edible you have, cut that in half.
IamfromCanadaeh1983
Be in a good headspace when you do it, and have ways to keep occupied if you freak out.
HenryGant
Soon you will over do it. You're going to have a bad time. You will need this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mUvG6x53VM
ConLawHero
Wait at least 2 hours before you even think about having another. It also usually comes in waves. When you feel it, it will get stronger.
Eucrow
Yeah avalanche effect.
Bystandr
The best thing to do is setting yourself up for a good trip rather than a bad one. Have an experienced guide, do fun things, enable chill
Bystandr
atmosphere.
Artoris
Don't take a brownie from a 19 year old shithead before you board an international flight...or do...I'm not your Dad.
rufisium
Beat Advice was expect to feel nothing. Then when you're doing stuff it'll kick in.
Mythmatic
1) Heat up your edible. 2) Eat it with some food. Both will increase how fast you absorb it
Lapkin
Don't be disappointed if you'll feel nothing. Only thing I've noticed - my reaction time in CSGO was much slower.
TheCharedLizard
Full send no regrets
cellpunk
Nothing really can prepare you, so you got it. I ended up couch locked unable to speak. Just kept giving my wife a thumbs up grinning.
30Blok
Lol that's great. I'm sure I've been quite annoying to my wife... Just laughing at her for no reason :D
16bitStarbuck
Stick it way, way up your butthole, Morty
techley
Start with 5-10mg. Fatty food half an hour before helps to digest it. Wait an hour after taking it and then take more as needed.
Alomega
And dont take MORE. 1 your first day
Im500lbs
Typical dose is 10mg. Start with half, then wait. Usually it kicks in about an hour, longer with slow metabolism. Then adjust accordingly.
DeviantC
They can make seriously constipated
BennyLarva
after 1 to 1.5h in eat a piece of chocolate or sth fatty to start it up ...
DidItForScience
Start small and wait at least an hour. If you can get them measured out and tested go for 5mg to start. Even if you smoke a lot because 1/2
DidItForScience
edibles are processed by your liver and can still hit you hard. The liver converts THCA into 11 Hydroxy THC which can cause hallucination.
karmenouji
If you take your first edible late at night be prepared to not have anything the do the next morning, if it kicks in super late you might
karmenouji
Still be high, I've had friends who thought the edible they ate was mild and wore off quick, and then were high as a kite in class next day
JohnVessenmeyer
Eat an edible wait about 2 hours and stet out at maybe 10mg.
AzraelEternity
I had a 5mg THC Indica gummy for my first edible and I felt what I called "an overwhelming sense of calm." Stress melted away.
AzraelEternity
I was going to dinner and a movie with one of my friends and took it before we went into the movie. Felt nice and relaxing.
SumdumCanadiun
Don't do drugs?
cpizza12
Nice alcohol name and alcohol profile picture
SarsMarsBar
Cool reply, Beerinabag.
BeaveIt2Leaver
The same people who insist caffeine and Tylenol aren't drugs.
billyjonas
I had too much at a concert. I remember there were Christmas lights and it was June. Me the whole time:
KalEl9237
Usually eating a meal after taking an edible or doing something physically active can increase blood flow making the effects hit quicker.
thisisnotaseasyasitlooks
My first was at a concert. I was so couch-locked, I thought I had actually died and was watching my corpse from above. 10/10 recommend.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
2 things to keep in mind. 1) homemade edibles can have inconsistent concentrations and will vary each time. 2) dispensary edibles have the/1
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Opposite problem, as they want to hit the mark exactly for QA. So expect it to be more concentrated than homemade.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Ps. When in doubt, cut in half and wait an hour or two
Inconspicuouscomment
Eat your edible in like quarters unless you dosed them yourself. You can always have another quarter, but you can't un eat the entire thin
Inconspicuouscomment
Also, don't eat too much before hand, I had my first edible after a large dinner and it took 2.5hrs to kick in
Megasuperfreshdonut
Remember Alice in wonderland? Smaller nibbles are best
Megasuperfreshdonut
Also I recommend having art supplies of any kind nearby
BloodDonor
https://youtu.be/48oJH3bG6EU
TheonlyEwuerMind
They are different for everyone. And some people just don't feel anything. I bought and consumed 1250mg of edibles in one sitting over-
TheonlyEwuerMind
The time of an hour and a half. The only thing I felt was disappointment, about a month later I had a thc capsule of 90mg and-
TheonlyEwuerMind
I was so high I couldn't even function. So capsules work for me but not edibles.. which dose not make any sense at all...
ItsjustDog
Let go of any feelings of control you think you might have, and the experience will be great. Just go with it, you wont die.
Theinfamousthey
Take it slow. Wait 2 hours before deciding if you want more. You can always eat more, you can never eat less.
GreyNotGray
Macho tolerance mindset will fuck you. Have a nibble. Seriously. Feel it out for a few hours. Trials are in sessions not one trip.
GreyNotGray
And remember why you’re doing it. It can be fun. Calming. Disarming. Work your way up to the ideal level of your goal :)
bigthoughtshappen
eat the edible then smoke one bowl. You’ll get the quick high and by the time that should have work off edible should kick in.
WirenutsInYourButts
Take it slow, relax and put on some of your favorite tunes, you’ll probably notice all kinds of new details and instruments too.
sinkingotter
Play dethklok, finally hear murderface.
rottenkitty
The paranoia is not real. Breathe through it and focus on something else, it'll vanish.
PockyBonneville
I ate one order that cost me $25 it was two cookies. I slept for 16 hours and my friend threw up hers it was a bad time. Turns out I was -
PockyBonneville
Only supposed to eat a quarter of 1/2 cookies I received lol. Don't be afraid to ask your supplier for their advice.
PockyBonneville
I was still high af after waking up btw
unableraven
I've had that happen. Very lucky the Massachusetts winter cold smacked my face awake that morning.
kaifawkes88
Took my first edible and 1 1/2hrs passed, nothing. Doubled up. Half hour later I was so gone I got lost in a public bathroom for 20 mins.
GarthBlader
Bahahahaha
geojustin
Get something small or weak that’s easy to dose. Take the least amount. If not enough, wait until it’s fully passed and up the does slightly
geojustin
Better to have nothing happen than eat too much. It’s really an awful experience if you do
AnitaNewusername
Always experiment with a sober buddy. Don't double down.
Anfalicious
The trip sitter is a role with great power and responsibility, choose wisely ;)
Rkhbusa
10mg to start. Be warned brands are not all created equal 10mg of one brand might do the work of 40mg of another.
mity0k23
Start low, go slow.
BusterH
Eat 25 mg of thc and wait two hours. Sativa gives you a head high/giggles and Indica will give a body high and reduce body aches.
GravityOtter
Don’t overdue it if it’s your first time the edibles hangover is real.
BusterH
Oh yeah, and you’ll probably be high for about 4-5 hours so plan accordingly
itchyanditchy
Start with 5mg, 25 is way too much unless you get high 24/7 and are used to it.
MrMetroid
That's way too high start with 5-10
Squanto1213
Right? I've eaten then almost on the reg for years. I do 5 to 10. Any more as a noob could get you spinning
LowKeyUltracrepidarian
If you can get tested edibles, like from a legal states, start with 5mg and work up from there. For me, 10 at work. 20-25 for house chillin
ejic
Holy shit! I get so high off 5 mg, I can’t even imagine what I’d be like with 25!
cattywumpus
Lol, I took 25 one of the first times. Nearly fell off the floor. Got seasick in my kitchen.
LowKeyUltracrepidarian
Lmaoo the spins
wakar1ma5en
Everyone's reaction will be different. So yes, taking it slow is the best thing.
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
Dont eat edibles your first time. Just take a puff off a joint or a 1 hitter just so you know what to expect.
sinkingotter
Effects are pretty different though
exoskeletonsforcats
Make sure that food, snacks and drink is sorted BEFORE ingestion.
unableraven
Just chill with it. When you smoke you often don't get high the first time so I wouldn't be surprised if the first edible was also weird
JonWallace1985
Do it with someone your comfortable with.
YokkoKurama
Wait for the first to kick in. Don't double up. And stay home if you can. Someone gave me the corner of a potent special brownie for a back-
YokkoKurama
Injury. I waited 45 mins, didn't feel anything and went out to play Pokemon Go(in my car). Hour later start to hallucinate a bit, and
YokkoKurama
Became paranoid. Even driving the 2 miles home was difficult. Worked for my back (could feel crunching but no pain) but messed w/ my head.
YokkoKurama
Not a fan.
fartymarty42
Take a nice long walk. For some reason, moving around is helpful for noticing when the effects start taking hold, helps avoid overdoing it
SoraHjort
Probably helps it circulate through the body, and as mitchells2003, aids digesting it.
Anfalicious
Then go to the bathroom. If you ever think 'is it working yet?' go to a mirror in a blank room :P
Jesssmash
Don’t get trapped in the mirror realm!
demodulated
I don't recommend this for the first dose. Stay somewhere you recognize and are comfortable.
Leonon
Edibles don't kick in until you talk shit about them, so save time by immediately saying "This edible ain't shit" after eating one.
sinkingotter
Fafaa
You aint wrong tho
tylerdurdon
If you're getting it from a dispensary it should be pretty easy to look up what a good starter dose is. Follow that.
YokkoKurama
Documentary on Netflix about edibles suggests 5mg or less for a first try (of active ingredient)
algavinn
Hell, I've been using them to sleep for ages, and I still like...virtually never go above 5mg.
GarthBlader
A good starter edible are 'Stars of Death'... or the quad dose 'Cheeba Chews' ??
clb1016
Don't eat 5. Do. Not. Eat. 5. Not that I know from experience or anything.....
LooneyBird
Lol been there. Thought they should only take half an hour to hit, kept taking more as i kept not feeling anything. 5 150mg gummies later...
sinkingotter
And, not that I think you'd know from experience, but what would happen if you did?
clb1016
I mean obviously I haven't done it ? but you may end up in a state of complete incoherence for 72 hours. Not able to talk, walk, sleep...
mallic
You get so high it's painful and you have a high chance of massive amount of paranoia. I took 150mg at once one time and was not 1/2
mallic
feeling back to normal for about 48 hours once.
WitchIrkalla
If you feel like you are waaaaay to high, drink lemonade or orange juice citric acid helps, stay hydrated, and don't be afraid to nap.
Anfalicious
I convinced myself if the orange juice stops bad trips thing when I was young. That placebo still works :)
Shaggymom
Put pepper corns under your tongue
BeaveIt2Leaver
A moderate dose of CBD will counteract an intense THC high. 20-50mg. That and some food you'll be right as rain in no time.
sinkingotter
Naps while high give the absolute best rest. I have a sleep tracker and when I take edibles it shows I'm sleeping a lot better.
strabley
Just beat off and take a nap. Works Everytime.
stolie
The scaries happen when I close my eyes though
WitchIrkalla
It'll be ok. There is no such thing as an overdose death from weed. You might green out but that's ok. Toss on some music to help
GreyNotGray
It won’t kill you. Just try to get comfy and ride it out. Grapefruit juice is pretty solid with a bunch of water.
WitchIrkalla
Yeah, but no grapefruit juice if you are any kind of medication to be safe
DynamaxAgumon
Be prepared for nothing to happen. That's okay. Don't double up even if nothing happens.
namAehT
My Dad gave me some as a birthday gift and warned me "only eat half". Ate two and literally nothing happened. Must have a higher tolerance.
NotADodgeBallCannon
I have a super low tolerance and am a big dude. 1 gummy head and I'm chill. Whole gummy and I'm looking out the blinds for the fbi
HenryGant
You know the F.B.I. calls stoners outside by ringing the bell on an ice-cream truck.
PrincessPuffyPants
How many milligrams are the gummie? Here in Colorado you can buy anywhere from 1mg to 100mg. I can take about 75mg, my husband takes 10mg.
DigitalWaffle
Good advise. I got lost in the hotel bathroom for eating that second edible.
AuralOcean
I had a panic attack staring at the dominoes loading screen and started to believe I was frozen in time. Take it slow folks.
irrelevantelephant24
I had a 50 MG brownie My first time and walked around my hotel room talking like John Wayne and calling my best friend "pilgrim".
DigitalWaffle
Hahaha I’d love to read that story
LiterallyAWizard
I mean, I do that sober, soooo.....
experiencemike
As an avid smoker. I wish they did something to me but I've never had one that made me feel high.
delaiah
I don’t understand how this stuff works. I got some “strong” edibles from friends and it did absolutely nothing. I doubt I have tolerance.
bridgebrain
Same, though I've had edibles hit hard once or twice. It's nice, but not "@_@" level like some people experience
gryphonflight81
True story, I screwed up the recipe when making edibles once. I didn't realize you're supposed to cut the special butter 50/50 with (1)
EvilMasterBetty
I'm going to make mine and I had no idea you had to half it with regular butter
gryphonflight81
Now you know, but one brownie put me on my ass and I have never felt a buzz like that from an edible since
gryphonflight81
Regular butter. So, I made the recipe fully with the special butter. That was an intense experience that will never be replicated.
Muffyns
Whyy
experiencemike
I'm gonna do it
PubstarHero
You ever got so blitzed that you ate the wrong pan of rice crispies and then just wished that you died?
StylesRockman
Do not do it alone, and under NO circumstances do you do it with friends who are dicks
leeloumultipass
This rule is important for drinking for the first time, too. My girls cut me off at 3 drinks. I knew they would take care of me if needed.
2graves
Second point very agreed on
YouThinkThatsBad
I’ve only recently gotten more into weed. 100% I prefer to do it alone while watching shows I love
derzilly
Your first time should not be done alone. That's what they're talking about, not further recreational activity.
themonkeyboy04
Sounds like you're speaking from experience, care to elaborate? XD
FantasticFunk
Let the poor man forget!
HoytLancaster
Non dick story however my friend vomited all the food she ate while she was high on her edible and had a horrible time and panic attack 1/
HoytLancaster
One dude freaked out and hid because he didn't want it to happen to him. Me and the other seasoned stoner cleaned the vomit out of the 2/
StylesRockman
I used to manage a dispensary! I have lots of stories, but in this case it's more just advice. Now, DABBING, I have experiences to share...
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