Phone Dump: Mixed Bag Edition 32

Aug 5, 2020 5:57 PM

BlueAlopex

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#23 This is the reason I teach middle school. Every day is a God damn journey.

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#6 is this what a female orgasm sounds like?

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#12

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Laughed too hard at pelotoon & sing sing ping ping lazy girl

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I have never know a chihuahua to not be weaponized

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i was having a good time till i read the last one

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What if I play a video about doing homework and going to the gym?

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Mostly fresh. Solid. Thanks for the nice way to start my day!

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What was the little kid in black carrying? As near as I can telling, he is saying "My noii."

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Those last two... hell of a rollercoaster this dump was.

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(for the impressive live performance) Song is The Diva Dance (Live) by 张靓颖

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#48 he wants more water! Give him more waterrrrr!

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I think he wants the magnificent flat, shiny rock at the bottom of the sink.

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Blink, motherfucker!!!

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The fifth element Aria finished too soon. I feel ripped off...

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They couldn't show the bit where the big alien shoots her

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Mummy-LOTR is my niche too!

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The “Heeeey” “Hooo” and then the “what” got me. take an upvote good sir

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HI HI HIGH QWALITY DUMPEROO Merci Merci I laughed out loud at many of them. +1

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#1 *Morgan slowly slides his Schofields from their holsters...*

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#49
The Tremulous Bollocks is my new band name. We're a throwback ska band with heavy vibrato.

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#50 - the overwhelming presence of that creepy anthropomorphic furry porny stuff really came out of nowhere... I am also furry-racist now

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That last one: what is that word? Because I agree

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Furcist? Furophobic? A hunter?

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1. Furcist is meh. 2. Why would I be scared of people in a glorified onesies? 3. Tempting

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#39 Snake eyes

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#6 stops just too soon!

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Man, Ron Weasley ages fast.

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So did Alan Rickman T_T

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Everytime I watch her sing the "unsingable" aria, it makes me smile

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The best part is she doesn’t even sell it. There are a number of sopranos who can really sing it. I mean like, siiiiiiiiing it.

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#45 sure they can, as great is also used as part of proper names, so you can have dragons and great dragons and dwarf dragons, some green.

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also the "age" descriptor can move in order a bit depending on situation

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Wouldn't it be more appropriate then to have a green Great Dragon rather than a green great dragon?

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What did the kid by the pool have?

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A knife!

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I need to know, too!

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A knife

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"A KNIFE!"

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No!

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#6 Is that the opera from The Fifth Element!!!?!!!

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Now we just need to cut her open to get the stone things out of her guts.

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Sure it is, but I heard for the movie they had to post-prod the voice to acheive that result. That's an impressive accomplishment here

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They did. You can hear subtle differences. Still really well done, but the human vocal system can't replicate the movie 100%.

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Given that Phillia means deep friendship, it’s strange how in English, the suffix “philia” is often 1/2

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Really deep ;)

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Used to denote sexual attraction. 2/2

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Because some of y'all only know one type of love, so you've conflated all 7 types into one.

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Gotta get deep `~.~`

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Can confirm: my actual name is this way (no I’m not going to share it)

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Really deepthroat* friendship

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Example being necrophilia aracniphilia and worse of all podphilila with their weird cheeses

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"I have a deep friendship for feet." Still sounds just as fucked up to be fair.

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Like hemophilia!

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I also love blood?

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More like homophilia, amirite?!

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So technically there's nothing wrong with pedophilia? It's pedoeros? Pedoerotica?

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Yes. The correct term for a person that does sexual acts with children, is pederast. Or so I have been told.

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