12th favorite from 5 years ago
It’s a baby rabbit
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Something something dump name
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Be Free!
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“It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.” – Jack Handey
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!
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The A&W of root beer fame stands for Allen and Wright.
The only difference in work today, was the music.
Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.
It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.
The Unicorn Is the National Animal of Scotland
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no-one will do it.
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
Divaricate: to stretch or spread apart
Cheshire Schrodinger (OC)
The only letters that don’t appear on the periodic table are J & Q.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
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Boffola: N. Amer. informal a joke that gets a loud or hearty laugh
Chad: a piece of waste paper produced by punching a hole
Nugacity: triviality or frivolity
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A “lethal dose” is also a “lifetime supply”. (Phone Dump)
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Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something. (Phone Dump)
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Getting new rat pups soon!
To the dinosaurs, we live in a post-apocalyptic future, Phone Dump.
Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters. (Phone Dump)
When you say 'Forward' or 'Back', your lips move in those directions.(Phone Dump)
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In memory of Sabbeth
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They should announce the sequel to Groundhog’s Day and then just re-release the original. (Phone Dump)
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