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Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
Go to a lesbian bar.
wjapple
Hey everyone, it's Jerry Smith, the Vagina guy
Chocoguy
Sharkules
DidIShaveMyNutsForThis
BeeCups
Go about my day as normal I guess? Hope that this time I get bigger boobs and less height?
Lionskull
There's an episode of this porn with a french pornstar and it's the hottest thing i've ever seen.
TerribleBot
ILoveBASS
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aRepost
Hitachi.
notapreppie
You don't have to be a girl to enjoy good vibes. Honestly, I'm surprised there isn't a Fleshlight with Hitachi attachment point.
FromTheShadow
I know that room.
ISniffedGinOnce
Explore
WTexasStoner
You already answered the question. Me!
DamianWinters
Exact thing happens in Your name.
swallowsunshine
Squat over a mirror.
TheDivineUsersub
and shit-draw a heart.
Midgarmerc
Kimi no na wa
BronzeLeaguePro
Oh god, I could get diversity hire points for absolutely *any* tech job I'd like! Holy shit!
TerribleBot
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Fap, or that would be second
notme222
If I turned into a girl I can't imagine what I'd do. Probably something irrational.
bstringrocks777
Ha!
Lionskull
Savage.
jfunkx15
http://www.etopical.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Pruney-Fingers-could-be-a-sign-of-thyroid-problem.jpg
rusrsdude
I'd try to find a way to change back. Being a girl is so much harder. They're criticized for a lot of crap; guys can get by without makeup.
rusrsdude
While some women "need" makeup just to "look average". Guys can be ugly and it won't faze them. A clean haircut usually fix the problem tho.
YUARIAN
Test their theory about female orgasms being 10x stronger than men's. Oh yeah, and all boob stuff too
Sdunn581
Ditsy porn star Jessica Robbin!
TonyStarch
Gianttesticlemonster
CorneliusCornwall
I would destroy other women emotionally and or psychologically.
darkdragonempress
Damn bob.
GrifCreeper
I do occasionally wonder what it would be like to be a woman, but then I remember periods are a thing.
YUARIAN
Also emotions, back pain, makeup, diet, PMS, etc. I'd rather reincarnate as an oak
Lionskull
men have emotions, back pain can be fixed with exercise, so can diet and facial complexion. PMS sucks, and makeup could be fun.
causality
PMS as distinct from menstruation is actually psychosomatic. Doesn't exist outside the West. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3677777
DefinitelyNotASwedishSpy
Jesus I hope you're joking
YUARIAN
You'll rarely see men staring daggers at each other just because their outfits seem similar
Lionskull
even as a guy i am highly averse to drama, if i turn into a woman, then I can see myself not really changing.
LeftHandPanda
Jiggle the boobs and flick the bean.
Minkaf
fbutt09
Not rush to order the orgazmatron 3000??
pokebug666
Not until I'm sure this transformation is permanent.
elinveronicap
No! You have to pace yourself. Start manually and work your way up. So many good steps on the way.
fbutt09
Thank you for the clarification. "The greatest journey beings with the smallest step". Elinveronicap probably.
elinveronicap
I'm a "it's the journey, not the goal"-kind of gal.
AllThatJazzzzz
if people without dicks got one, we'd immediately jack off.
darkdragonempress
I'd probably do the windmill thing first. Then put on a glow in the dark condom and make light saber noises.
Flyndaran
Not every guy can do that.
Lionskull
helicopter dick is over rated.
darkdragonempress
That makes me oddly sad.
Lionskull
hold on...
Lionskull
yeah, my balls just slap on my thighs and it gets mildly painful.
TheDivineUsersub
Bullshit. My ex found it wildly entertaining. Easiest way to put a smile on some women's faces.
SexualConsent
Wow really, I'ma go try this at the mall real quick!
TheDivineUsersub
Post update...
causality
Oh, so NOW your hand doesn't get tired?
DoesThePopeShitInTheWoods
AllThatJazzzzz
Hey man, it can be an awkward angle.
xxDmDxx
What's wrong with her legs?
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Autism
bigalamcc
Absolutely nothing.
charisma
Um, nothing at all, thank you. Her legs are just fine and dandy.
Solid5outof7
Yeah they're not open
toddscat
They are not bacon.
Solid5outof7
Mmmm bacon
MRgetsdownvotedalot
They are badly tangled.. That's why she came for a massage.. After massage the legs will be untangled wide
TransistorRadio
I can do that. I get lots of stares and comments when I do.
VulpesIncendium
AManWhoWasntThere
Now that you mention....cannot unsee...
Jerojero
When she was being chased by bullies she had to keep running until her leg braces eventually broke and fell off...
bectothefuture
Leggy Pretzlitis. It’s an epidemic.
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
They're not draped over my shoulders.
Ailin87
Smooth af
CorrelatingGIF
Ay oh
JimWest
People... people can't just do that? I thought everyone could.
Obstructor
They are double crossed... Something I can and sometimes do as a man.
angrand
I tried, and failed.
kelpo122
I tried and my balls are looking at me angry, I'm very flexible but haven't done much for some years, don't think I could even back then O.o
Sombike
If she is sitting on that table her legs should be anything else but double crossed ... if you know what i mean.
Logan9Fingers
Same here!
TheCyclingEngineer
HOW? i can barely cross my legs the first time
cominginhot
found the filthy leg day skipper
spaceindian
I just hurt myself a little trying to do this, so thanks.
fulcrume
you betray people?
Spitfire2865
Havent done it in years, just did it again. Also male. Kinda shocked some cant do it.
kelpo122
I tried and my balls are looking at me angry, I'm very flexible but haven't done much for some years, don't think I could even back then O.o
SnackMasterRanger
I just tried doing that and almost popped my hip out
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Yup need to have skinny legs to double cross
SnackMasterRanger
I have skinny legs and I can't do it
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Really?! Are you a guy or a girl?
SnackMasterRanger
Guy
ihaveaprettylargeamountofnothing
then skin them