13th Cake Day?
I'm watching from Australia...
Everybody grab a broom, it's Shenanigans!
Nutritious Goo
The hero we need
All in one album
You just lost
Emilia Clarke discussing Seth MacFarlane's sexual prowess
To all the delivery people keeping us alive
I am infinite
Happy 29th
I'm glad I saved this 2 years ago.
This is who we're washing our hands for.
Australia and New Zealand just lost a great man
Happy National Puppy Day
Happy 29th
30 years later, my night vision is terrible.
M. Night Shamalamadingdong
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MRW my 3 year old son calls his Mother over for a goodnight kiss, but blows a raspberry on her forehead.
Learn from teenage me's mistake
To everybody in South Eastern Australia today.
ASL is wonderful
Anybody else ever been hit in the nuts so hard you threw up?
How did I miss this executive order?
So apparently I need a licence now
Apparently it's my 4th cake day
I'd love to be proven wrong.
Today my wife noticed a similarity between these two.
So today is my 3rd cake day
Oh woe is me
My Javert audition tape.
Happy Australia Day!
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I herd u liek ̶M̶u̶d̶k̶i̶p̶s̶ NT News front pages
Floyd
A quick reminder of why you don't fuck with Canada.
I hate GIMP
...it ain't easy.
Gary Busey training for the skydiving scene in the upcoming Point Break remake
MRW I get accused of "spreading vegan propaganda" for advocating recycling animals in the pound.
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MRW my wife pointed out that I just ate lamb I cooked 2 weeks ago.
MRW I wake up to 81 replies
My remix of a classic.
He can't even.
It's OK. The turtle is fine.
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How to root a pineapple: Australian edition
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherhugger.
The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.
MRW I'm at a friend's party, getting a cup for my wife, and I look down at the bench.
Over 9000% done.
My Dad
Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs.
A friend said I should watch the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for the "great sex scenes". MRW the final credits rolled.
My first thoughts on seeing Dr Matt Taylor's apology over his shirt.