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316552 pts · March 29, 2013


My name is Andrew. I'm a husband, the father of twins, a programmer, a quadriplegic and an amateur radio operator. I have aphantasia. It is an inability to generate mental images. If you asked me to describe a scene, I couldn't visualise it, but I could tell you the list of details I had remembered. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphantasia I hope that helps explain my favourites.

13th Cake Day?

Points 36
Comments 3
Views 1093

I'm watching from Australia...

Points 3766
Comments 468
Views 94423

Everybody grab a broom, it's Shenanigans!

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 260

Nutritious Goo

Points 20
Comments 1
Views 1624

The hero we need

Points 103
Comments 7
Views 4304

All in one album

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 162

You just lost

Points 3
Comments 7
Views 236

Emilia Clarke discussing Seth MacFarlane's sexual prowess

Points 22
Comments 16
Views 11330

To all the delivery people keeping us alive

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 633

I am infinite

Points 12
Comments 13
Views 650

Happy 29th

Points 19
Comments 4
Views 237

I'm glad I saved this 2 years ago.

Points 51
Comments 19
Views 1006

This is who we're washing our hands for.

Points 4314
Comments 137
Views 131080

Australia and New Zealand just lost a great man

Points 53
Comments 5
Views 1430

Happy National Puppy Day

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 281

Happy 29th

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 115

30 years later, my night vision is terrible.

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 346

M. Night Shamalamadingdong

Points 123
Comments 9
Views 5884

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Points 23
Comments 7
Views 729

MRW my 3 year old son calls his Mother over for a goodnight kiss, but blows a raspberry on her forehead.

Points 60
Comments 9
Views 110866

Learn from teenage me's mistake

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 145

To everybody in South Eastern Australia today.

Points 60
Comments 45
Views 2808

ASL is wonderful

Points 27
Comments 9
Views 8806

Anybody else ever been hit in the nuts so hard you threw up?

Points 6
Comments 10
Views 616

How did I miss this executive order?

Points 5
Comments 16
Views 678

So apparently I need a licence now

Points -4
Comments 3
Views 693

Apparently it's my 4th cake day

Points 931
Comments 35
Views 35928

I'd love to be proven wrong.

Points 6
Comments 4
Views 1671

Today my wife noticed a similarity between these two.

Points 7
Comments 4
Views 1023

So today is my 3rd cake day

Points 13
Comments 4
Views 547

Oh woe is me

Points 59
Comments 53
Views 2824

My Javert audition tape.

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 587

Happy Australia Day!

Points 22
Comments 29
Views 939

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Points 28
Comments 8
Views 1097

I herd u liek ̶M̶u̶d̶k̶i̶p̶s̶ NT News front pages

Points 17
Comments 8
Views 1034

Floyd

Points 0
Comments 19
Views 1324

A quick reminder of why you don't fuck with Canada.

Points 121
Comments 15
Views 3451

I hate GIMP

Points 12
Comments 16
Views 618

...it ain't easy.

Points 36
Comments 31
Views 82

Gary Busey training for the skydiving scene in the upcoming Point Break remake

Points 11
Comments 6
Views 967

MRW I get accused of "spreading vegan propaganda" for advocating recycling animals in the pound.

Points 60
Comments 33
Views 6947

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Points 8
Comments 0
Views 2755

MRW my wife pointed out that I just ate lamb I cooked 2 weeks ago.

Points 23
Comments 8
Views 135

MRW I wake up to 81 replies

Points 23
Comments 19
Views 912

My remix of a classic.

Points 55
Comments 5
Views 70516

He can't even.

Points 117
Comments 7
Views 2167

It's OK. The turtle is fine.

Points 8
Comments 12
Views 1339

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Points 28
Comments 7
Views 161482

How to root a pineapple: Australian edition

Points 13
Comments 5
Views 550

You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherhugger.

Points 6
Comments 15
Views 797

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

Points 21
Comments 12
Views 4824

MRW I'm at a friend's party, getting a cup for my wife, and I look down at the bench.

Points -8
Comments 7
Views 2517

Over 9000% done.

Points 24
Comments 12
Views 943

My Dad

Points 46
Comments 4
Views 131

Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs.

Points 68
Comments 24
Views 17462

A friend said I should watch the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for the "great sex scenes". MRW the final credits rolled.

Points 24
Comments 16
Views 1326

My first thoughts on seeing Dr Matt Taylor's apology over his shirt.

Points 7645
Comments 237
Views 45074
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