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Volpe42
Hey, squirrels can actually do quite a bit of damage, every summer my town loses power a couple times because of them.
favdumpthrowaway
Quite the contrary on that Deadpool one. He has died so many times you could fill a pool with his bodies.
Lkklltt21
Squirrel girl is far from terrible tho.
dma090490
I gotta say, out of all the super hero facts I read these are the most enlightening
TheDraperyFalls
More like Odin's name spelled backwards it NEATO! Amiright? Ha. I'm clever.
oldpath1850
I've not laughed this hard since the last time I laughed this hard.
PaulyBallnuts
crazy how nature do that
Larkos
Thanks, Perd. In other news, racoon attacks in central Pawnee are on the rise.
Cooper1977
You shut your dirty whore mouth. Squirrel Girl is goddamned amazing.
gastonlikegaston
This is an Aspen. You can tell by the way it is
DargonBall
Yea that's where it came from!
btraqnasty
This is how all of the Super hero "fact" dumps sound to me.
Mack1986
Thank God for this. I hate those 'fact lists' always stupid. *Blank can distort the earth with his pinky but doesn't because reasons*
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Pretty fkin nidO
NotSoRighteous
Civic civiC
ArtArchive
He's the Nido king.
NotSoRighteous
Stanley yelnatS
usersubbordercontrol
Fucking... how Is there such a hive mind....
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
It's a meme
BearPerson
Odin nikf ytterp?
bobscollegenohitter
Get out of my head!
pethuman
Nido!
ocdmn
No, nidO!
PhDDoctorCertifiedDoctorOfDocology
GOD DAMNIT THAT WAS MIIIIIINE
ThePepeSilviaConspiracy
These are all true except the squirrel girl one. She's awesome.
VenerateThisGuy
I thought Spiderman's mask was so people couldn't see how scared he is.
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
NO THATS MACS GLASSES
DargonBall
Shhh
DistastefulHumorAboutCrocodiles
This is a collection of facts ending in a comment, which is in fact stating both of the aforementioned facts.
samsonguy920
This is a reply ending in a period, which is in fact how you grammar
Larkos
This comment is a reply to your comment. This has been Ya Herd with Perd.
HarbourMistress
You didn't actually use the word actually, therefore no fact has been committed.
TonyStarkWantsOne
ElMantishrimp
you forgot the fact that Spider-Man is also a delightful dancer
samsonguy920
Some facts go without saying.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
It was funny until you messed with Squirrel Girl.
Voidjumper
Dude TIL there's a Squirrel Girl. I don't know why, but there is...
Cassiraa
I favourited at the start. Then changed to a downvote for messing with Squirrel Girl. Then repented and left it at 0. Then commented.
PaulyBallnuts
right! gotta make sure the wife doesnt see this..
Soyweiser
Wait, that isn't just the spongebob character?
andergriff
no, she is an actual marvel character and is actually pretty decent.
Soyweiser
wow, I was not aware. Thanks.
PrattLord
Oh snap! Silver Surfer is Radd!!! Oh, Norin you di'innnnt.
clone1701d
To me my board!
thisistotallynotausername
Yeah man. Silver surfer is totally swood
cosmicmatt
Glad someone else got that one. He is so freaking rad.
PaulyBallnuts
oh you punny fuck!! nice
ellekitty
Looked for a comment like this, found it.
MrBearington
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Noice. Brilliant, even. My family quotes this scene all the time.
DargonBall
Not gonna lie, after I made the 10th one I was like "This is probably enough"
rykinshin
I think you made a good call, you got the point across without the joke getting old.
KingNyuels
samsonguy920
Did you just type in pink comic sans without black backing? The Hall of Doom would like to have a word with you.
KingNyuels
KingNyuels
TedRob
dont hate on squirrel girl, shes the saitama of the marvel universe
DidItForScience
She's hilarious.
Wellshiet
Except she's boring and written as extremely irritating. There's the difference and why most normal people hate the rat.
AtmaWepn
The funniest thing is she was created as a parody of the exact character archetype she now represents.
Wellshiet
That's also a problem. She's literally a parody of a parody yet is takes seriously is literally part of the an avengers team...
Wellshiet
like earths first and last defense, the finest of all heroes...and they pick squirrel girl...
theavengingewok
I like her, but her current design is terrible and hard to look at. Her classic one (pictured, but with eyes) is much better.
Perdvert
Unbeatable only because of the authors. I love One-Punch Man and I'm hoping they do an adaptation of Squirrel Girl!
Denamic
Unbeatable only because of the authors? Uh... Literally everything about every character is 'because of the authors.'
Yourmuffinfuckingsucks
No. Some are because of who, how, what, where, etc. Some are "lol i'm gonna make the bad guy lose now". There is a difference.
Denamic
Premise and context are still made by the author(s).
reux
She was fine as a stand alone, but now that she's being integrated into the larger universe, the joke is wearing thin.
mavruda
Regarding the last image with Captain America: https://www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/america.jpg
Wookieoo7
You shut your whore mouth, Squirrel Girl is a saint.
slamdance7
Wolverine is not actually a wolverine.
BahamutIsA
You have completely shattered my world view. I'm gonna need to cuddle up to a bottle of strong liquor and reevaluate my life.
tippytruck
Black Widow is not black and has never been married.
IMostlyStayInUsersubAndWaitToGetGloriousToThenAbandonAccount
So a spuder?
KingNyuels
Like ... this?
IWillNotDoubleTap
ImgurSin
srsgiraffe
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/4/43640/1222999-untitled_scanned_09.jpg
waterbottlewhale
what?
ImgursLeftNipple
Nor is she a spider
samsonguy920
I don't believe that one. Have you seen the way she moves? I've seen spiders move like that.
lintwizard
She clearly has eight legs in her first scene in The Avengers.
samsonguy920
And in Iron Man 2
lintwizard
Don't you dare try to trick me into watching Iron Man 2 again.
SHEPPLYFE
Odin is king...thus backwards is Nidoking..hence..Odin is a pokemon.....
PaulyBallnuts
half life 3 confirmed
wouldkindly101
That's Nido man
Walrosity
Gnik odin
MenAmongPanda
Actually that would be gnik si nido but i still like the way you think so +1 from me
samsonguy920
klaatu verada necktie. I know your parlay tricks.
Fliegenfranz
Wake up people!
dawgsfan
Why only Odin backwards? Should be gniksinido. Also why poke mom?
SHEPPLYFE
Well my fellow imgurian brethren da answer is quite simple really......its cuz...cuz....DA SHEPP HAS SPOKEN.....baadaa Booooom
SimonPeggOnTheFirstDate
winchent
CQuinnCav
It's a palomino.
anaprophylacticshock
Nido gnikcuf!
albert0016
good one
WildGiraffe
Incorrect. Thus backwards would be suht
AgentErmahgerd
Found the Dad
AuntSharron
"Suht dude"
pizzachinq
Suhtude, being the magnitude of your 'suh.'
SeanAker
SEPULCHRITUDE
PlsUnderstand
My username is relevant in your situation.
Vempire
People don't think the Marvel Universe be like it is, but it do
ritsbits808
Shoobedoobedo.
Sephority
Adam
DarthFutuza
That last one, holy crap Illuminati confirmed.
UnsoundMrBlaze
You right, you right
DadBodThor
-White Comic Guy
jugRn0t
Chpgmr
aww no caption on it
Vaanhalen
It dooo
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Thanks black comic man
JupiterJedi
Still, Wolverine has be more careful , though.
TheRealestLurker
Crazy how nature do dat.
SlickBJJ
But it doooo
PizzaPringler
Damn it!
SAMnotsoWISE
Daaaamn nature you scary!
meinkramp
Roses are red, violets are blue...
CallMeShrek
People don't think it be like it is, but it do?
pvtsquirel
vodka costs less, than dinner for two
AutomaticUltraviolet
- Oscar Gamble. Jesus.
SteveBruleCheckItOut
They don't think it be like it is, but it do
SeanLukeMcArd
/a/8PE88
Zunoz
That made me 100 percent bust up! I would give you more if I could.. +1
HeIIYeah
-Stan
PenisOfDeath
- Friendly neighborhood writer man
SHOWMETHERICE
Hell yeah
skorpz
My teas gone cold ?
althgrea1
more like -luke. amirite?!
TheOneWhoKnowsNothing
The white comic man
Yomama3000
*-Stanley
IamGrrreen
Please be a troll.
ThaddeusHamlet
I'm 95% certain it's a joke.
Yomama3000
It is
JRobertOppenheimer
This comment is hilarious
pvtsquirel
RELEVANT YAyyy
The1stBellicose
To be fair. Squirrel girl has beaten some of the best with ease.
jrntn
it would be funnier if she'd beaten them with an easel
samsonguy920
Some? She has beaten all of the best.
DargonBall
Yea I didn't realize the can of worms I opened there
CoyoteTraveller
That just makes it funnier!
The1stBellicose
Yeah. You might have love a few potential upvoters with that jab.
lintwizard
Neither did Doctor Doom. Or M.O.D.O.K. Or Thanos. Or Galactus. Or Kraven the Hunter. Or Wolverine. Or Space Ghost.
Bigdaddyclean
Space Ghost?
lintwizard
So we agree that's the least believable character on that list! ;-)
Davedavedavedavedave
Wolverine could heal his buthole. just sayin'
samsonguy920
And you could forego wiping just to catch Walking Dead starting back up after the commercials. Doesn't mean you want the itchy asshole.
Davedavedavedavedave
True.
DidItForScience
Exactly what does happen to the flesh the zombies eat? Actually forget it, asking too much questions will make them poof out of existence.
AbhorrentCasserole
It goes to their stomach but because their stomach doesn't function it won't digest and they can pop open if they eat too much
DidItForScience
Of course none of the muscles that get the food down wouldn't work either, where do they get energy to function from anyway?
AbhorrentCasserole
Eh, they don't make sense but it's just kinda fun to imagine. I try to not think too deeply about it.
PauLogic
In honor of the first image I call upon "The Gif".
tygerpsimatrix
Hotnerdyfarmer
read that as 'stimulated' by Dwayne Johnson
Lunchbax
https://media3.giphy.com/media/aov50jef9g0V2/giphy.gif
TalkRlyehianToMe
NZSheeps
IAmDrBanner
My publicist is going to remove this gif from the internet! And you know I mean it because Beyonce recommended him to me.
OPgynDelivers
Is that pronounced gif, or gif?
saltymcgee
How many times do we need to go over this.
poodlypoodle
"Lord knows I'd smash"
Xathraphor
The Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
MyFavoritesIsAllComics
Knew it was coming, still clicked
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CorrosiveSushi
A true hero
IPlayDarkSouls
For you, @GodApollo, I shall. If you get banned that is (which you will)
HavocJester
Already deleted by the time I got here, +1 anyway
scabab
how
theblackking
IamRickySpanish
Guys i posted it once not knowing it got people banned. Got deleted but I didn't get banned. You guys praised me a lot though
IamRickySpanish
It got like 88 points haha even though nobody could see it
orgeezuz
I just picture you on your computer posting the.gif with a woman whispering "Ricky Spanish"
OrphanedJawa
I would like to save this gif because of its greatness but it only saves as jpg
heretohavefun22
????
GodApollo
If it doesnt load click on it.
heretohavefun22
Oh it loads my dear friend. Don't worry
GodApollo
I think im banned.
EasilyButthurtCitizen
You won't be forgotten @GodApollo
apercent
I just love how horribly shopped this is
GodApollo
It was on @thegif 's profile.
apercent
It originated from a parody site that mocks conservative mothers by making fake reports about how scandalous low rate movies are.
apercent
I think somewhere along the line they realized fake celebrity porn git them more clicks than parodies
Pretzelenthusiasts
apercent
We will honor this sacrifice GodApollo
apercent
Never forget
babyporkchops
Agreed
ZeroF0XX
So call me a nub or whatever but I'm a late-comer to Imgur, and am genuinely curious as to the content of this oft-referenced "the gif".
landcfan
I've been here for years and had no idea. I didn't come on much for about a year. Guess I must've missed it.
imheretofuckspiders
Its always removed very shortly after being posted.
BobberAnne
It's a gif of the Hulk giving it to Black Widow with gusto.
ZeroF0XX
Thanks, that was my suspicion
apercent
It's in @thegif s profile if you want to see it. Hulk makes love to black widows tits
ExcuseMe2
Those aren't her tits, its in her ass.
apercent
I just. I need a minute. *Sniff*
Pablotheshark
Will be there a hero to sacrifice himself for the good of everyone? We wait and see...
Daffodildoe
do you get banned if you post it?
ScreamedStableBoy
no they laugh about it and you will probably get a trophy
Daffodildoe
oh let me find it so i can post it then
GodApollo
I did it. Remember me.
scabab
we will remember them
HitchikerGuidingTheGalaxy
What is the gif??
apercent
It's down below! Hurry!
Jantwan
Hulk brutally smashing black widow
IMainReinhardt
Remove the space http://i.imgur.com /2HzDpcP.jpg
Jantwan
...
browsib
Legend