SteveBruleCheckItOut

29247 pts · February 10, 2016


One day I caught a salmon; a HUGE salmon that almost took my finger off. I reeled in that sucker and smacked the damn thing against the ground five times like wet laundry to show it I was the boss. From there I picked up the salmon with both of my hands, raised it up to my mouth, and chomped down like a bear back from a hunger strike. Dirty mother tasted like a toxic abomination back from a nuclear blast. Not even two minutes later, my body began to transform. I grew gills and scales, my feet and arms turned into fins, then I finally blacked out, but when I came to, I woke up to my dad yet again beating me with his jumper cables. #foryourhealth

My GF To Me After I Bought Her A New Game

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Missed my Cakeday

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One day I’ll get there

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Title

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Imgur Needs

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Reaction to most people

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Michele

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Woke

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Missed my cakeday

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Fight me.

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Anyone else?

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I loved Swiss Army Man

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Just about missed my cake day.

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It’s my 8th Cake Day

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Risk your life for free tuition!!!

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MFW

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When my mom makes a new group chat

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I stand by what I said.

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You All Would Like This

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Skeptical Gribble

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Left in the dryer

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My Little Pokémon

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A Poem

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Go go, Godzilla!

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on Cars

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VERY upset

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Dump like a truck

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D-8)

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What’s your favorite color?

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Netflix… what’s going on?

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I Am Hungry

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Fall COVID Spike in 1 Picture

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A Poem by Droctor Aunt-Toni Fouchie

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Hey You Turkeys

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Sound on

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Coffee

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Chicago

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People on the Streets

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MRW BabyFarkMcGeeZax is back and making it to the FP again

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Beskar versus Vibranium

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Mmmmmmm

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Animal Dump

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If Your Argument for Not Voting is Because Joe is Creepy, Remember How Much Worse Trump Is

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Harry Partridge is Back!!

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