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Apr 11, 2026 1:40 AM
MithrandirGi
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StonesTwice
Just eat gummies all time. They won't take anyone that can't pass a drug test
LittleChickadee
All men at the age of 18 already have to register for selective service in the US; this is just upgrading the process.
TankoJoe
Hate to say it, but the better way is to go underweight. They can cut your rations but they can't force feed you.
tsmckay
Everybody needs to come down with bone spurs.
Of course, that excuse only works when you're rich.
Phlyn
the amount of people who dont realize this is actually just kinda nice in saving you a step as a 18yo male is crazy....
all men are already legally required to register, this isn't saying theres an active draft, its saying they're automating your name being in the pool.
shalafi71
I'm starting to think the Americans on here are 15-yo and just now hearing about this.
CaldariBob
Smoke up, boys. Spring for a little coke, just to be sure you fail the blood test.
kingbudo101
This doesnt matter. By law you had to register for the draft. This just automates so you dont have to register yourself anymore, which is what people wanted.
majortool
That's what you get for being born the year Hollaback Girl was released.
CatPlanetQueen9000
they already had to under threat of imprisonment, heavy fines, felony charges, loss of voting rights (from felony) and a ruined life. this just takes away the choice even further. everyone talks about body autonomy for us women but when it comes to men. they expect them to line up to die for some rich pedo dipshit and his ruinous wars. what a shitty way to treat them. they deserve to live and make choices with their own lives as much as we do.
shalafi71
No one was hit hard over this, for fucking ever. Not saying it wasn't a big deal to skip registration, but no one was hunting anyone down over it. You might get turned down for federal jobs or loans, that's it.
theworldcouldbeflat
Is this real, when did they pass this?
shalafi71
Yes. They passed this in 1917. This merely automates the process, as it should have been long ago.
theworldcouldbeflat
So you're pro-war and no-link.
JoeMalmsteen
Don't worry, when they get desperate enough, they'll pass you regardless.
Vortexhelios320
When they get desperate enough, maybe I'll waste as many more of their resources as I can by hiding and making them come find me.
RetrogradeLlama
This isn't really much different than requiring you to register, but it begs the question why they can't automatically register you to vote at the same time.
SloppyPotter
because Israel needs meat for their grinder not votes.
mksu
Because they don't want to.