jandcam
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God damn it hurts. I feel bad for everyone who has had this happen to them.
FP EDIT. Now that I am now single. Send nudes!
Jan 5, 2018 3:15 AM
jandcam
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God damn it hurts. I feel bad for everyone who has had this happen to them.
FP EDIT. Now that I am now single. Send nudes!
raw0mbat40
Hope you kicked that "friends" ass to the curb too.
LewdSomnambulist
Sit in the corner and masturbate while never breaking eye contact
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door...
SilvioTheGreat
They were never your friends to begin with. Now overcome and rebuild.
BrapOn
Dinos91
She's gonna cheat on him too
CinnamonLifeCereal
CrashTestKitteh
Sorry about your truck dude. Really, I am.
Bskubota
Rule of thumb. Trust your girlfriend around anyone, if you don't, you shouldn't be together, if she's sneaking around, you "will" find out.
iantollewellyn
At least you didn't find his underwear in the laundry.
IGoTooFar
I understood that reference.
23569072358345672
I’m so sorry about this but........*breaks
Netskimmer
Well, Your life just got a lot simpler...
veritas1980
@OP be sure everyone she dates henceforth knows she is a cheater. if she cheated on you, she will cheat on them too.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
No op, that is not your friend. And I'll say it's better that you know now, before you've committed and married with kids. You're a 1/2
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
tough lad, you'll find another better one or there. I'll wish you happiness before I die.
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
*for your future.
jmega
Fuck. Guess what? You don't have two trifling ass bitches in tow! Boot their asses to the curb and start your new year free of their lying >
jmega
Asses! Focus on yourself and keep busy with activities! enjoy life and the rest will come.
Chilloutandhitthis
Im sorry brother sounds like you lost two supposed friends that is so fucked man. Wish nothen but the best for you man it's a open world now
buddbilly
*Breaks
TitleCase
GreaterDog
Hope he got his brakes fixed
mineovermatter
Ffs now they're using BRAKES incorrectly.
SuperFuzzyNipples
They're their there, it'll be okay
MinimalMax
They get a kick out of it, but really they can stop at any time.
EveryoneDiesAlone
She didn't deserve you.
Trickstasama
Throw her shit out the got damn window
sgv1
Why do we hear so many stories of cheaters? What's going on that there's so many?
sayfcknwhat
r/incels got shut down. Now they're everywhere making up bullshit wimminz=shit stories for outrage points, like the cockroaches they are.
Robbie9595
because a story about my perfect marriage and great kids wont make the FP
SuperTacticalSandwich
Caught my (now) ex fucking a dude she brought home from the bar while I was sleeping in our bed. I know your pain
Kiwiwhovian
What the fucking fuck
Boopadasnoot
Fuck man, actually what?
Huldra
What the actual fuck
SuperTacticalSandwich
Caught her in the guest bedroom next to ours.
SuperTacticalSandwich
Clarification: I caught her in the guest bedroom next to ours. Woke up in the middle of the night and heard noise. Investigated. Super fun
IGoTooFar
Seriously. What the actual fuck?
BombCyclone
Women call men dogs for cheating. But, I've heard of more women cheaters than men. Fucking bitches.
RogerG
In general, Its much easier for women to find someone then it is for the men.
IGoTooFar
Which is the explanation for why men are praised for sleeping with many women and women are mocked. Lock and key.
Amesang
So would that make women the "dogs?" |
WalhartTheConquer0r
That would imply actual loyalty and likability.
BombCyclone
Lol
MorganPike
BREAKS*
SandwichKnight
Breaks*
clannnacnoic
No kids? Then thank your lucky stars that truck broke down and you found out now
FrijolesTheGreat
A twisted way of thinking it was a blessing in disguise. ????
clannnacnoic
Absolutely! If his truck hadn't broken down, he wouldn't have found out, might possibly have had kids, she would more than likely carry on
clannnacnoic
as before, and he might have found out when his kid was three or four, dodged a bullet
FrijolesTheGreat
Touché sir!
strangejuice86
Old Serbian saying: Protect your country from your enemies and your wife from your friends.
Peynus
My made up saying: something something, upvotes please
HamWilly
That backfired.
Peynus
Hahahahah all a good giggle, mate
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
*Old Australian saying:
EZMONEY98
Old Mexican saying : Im going to fuck your wives when your gone... except in spanish
DirtyUncleJesus
Can you type the original. I seem to have trouble translatinig it back to Serbian. Pozdrav
strangejuice86
“Državu čuvaj od neprijatelja, a ženu od prijatelja.”
CatBlaster5000
Ya know, in Texas, if you catch your wife cheating it's legal to shoot them.
Pheralg
it seems to me anything goes in Texas as long as it mean shooting things
CatBlaster5000
i mean yeah pretty much
UltraBooster
Doesnt sound like she wanted to be protected. Ya know, the whole sex deal
ddkong86
Bay area saying: It's not just the cops, but the homies you got to watch. E 40
IntergalacticCinematic
“It’s the ones that smoke blunts with ya, see ya picture, now they wanna grab there guns and come and get ya” - b i g...g i e.
smileyvstheworld
Ah yes, the modern warrior poet Big Gie
spetcnaz
Old Armenian saying, don't put the cotton too close to the fire.
gruemi
Protect your country assasinate our austrian monarch >:(
RockMeLikeASugarcane
*cough* sorry about that :(
gruemi
ahh chill dude.. there is a saying: we austrians started 2 ww and even blamed the germans for 1
RockMeLikeASugarcane
All good my friend!
adaylateandaeuroshort
can you do it in serbian?(and how do you spell it too) might come handy
UrsaUrsa
"Državu čuvaj od neprijatelja, a ženu od prijatelja" / "Државу чувај од непријатеља, а жену од пријатеља" (google translate will highlight
UrsaUrsa
which word is which) as for the letters: ž/ж said like (je) in "je t'aime", only hard. č/ч like (ch) in "chains".
UrsaUrsa
D like in "demonstrate", short and hard (heh), R like in "brrrrrrrrt" (the A-10 gatling sound), A like you're screaming (AAAAAAAAA)
UrsaUrsa
V like in "volume", U like (ou) in "you"... basically, try to cut off all the soft sounds that you would say in English
GhostWife
Wish husband would protect me from his friends. They're jerks.
Mattallica
As a divorcing man, all you can do is talk to him and hope he doesn't act like my ex wife.
ddkong86
Stand up for yourself. If they give you crap say "Hey, F#*k you".
GhostWife
I've told one if he ever sets foot in my house again it'll be his last walk
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Old Scottish saying: A nod's as good as a wink tae a blind horse.
fbutt09
Boaty MacBoatface
njensenaz
I'm sorry brotha, she honestly wasnt worth your time. If i knew you personally i'd buy you a beer and we'd watch diehard
picsandvidsofmydogoseveryday
Is that the one with Tom cruz?
2cripplesdancing
This is the most wholesome thing I have read on here. You seem like an awesome friend.
SleepWorkWatchTVConsumeObey
Pretty sure this dude went back and took out an update on his last post that said his gf broke up with him 4 days ago bc he took in her bro.
SleepWorkWatchTVConsumeObey
That's what I remembered reading the first time I saw it on FP.
ihavehugetesticles
I'll bring Rambo 5 and predator
smtxom
Sooo....Netflix &chill?
AwkwardKeming
Diehard is on Netflix?!
HeirElfSquire
We're getting off topic boys, get the bus back on the road.
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njensenaz
wait.. i gotta check to see if diehard is on netflix
Jason1846VanHouten
deft1
That just looked awkward. Earnest, but awkward. I relate.
MrDurden93
It’s worth seeing the context https://youtu.be/IhsXrjdiMaA
bgeezus
The Last Boyscout was always my favorite movie to watch during breakup depression.
WirenutsInYourButts
You sound like you'd be an awesome buddy :). Also, sorry OP. That is super lame, best wishes.
njensenaz
Your awesome buddy!!! and thank you
DogIsGreat
lonelyforsakentorturedheart
Too soon
thisismyvietnam
The ole diehard and cry hard.
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Uh...its January. Why are you watching Christmas movies?
LateChrononaut
Because you watch it first when watching the rest. You don't just skip over the Xmas episodes 30 times a year when you watch Futurama.
StraightAkHolic
I appreciate this comment
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
Thank God people understand I was joking.
jandcam
I appreciate it man.
KatieLady97
I've watched a movie while chatting with someone over messages when they weren't with me. We would chat about the movie while watching
dismemberedtoddler
U guys should dm each other and set that up. Get on Skype/discord or whatever, synchronize movie starts and share sorrows if ur into that.
th031695
Its been 2 years since i caught my ex. Still hurts but im better off because i found out. Good luck and i hope the future is better.
Squiddlydouche
Known or not I'd still like to buy you a beer.... Or a few shots (would work better maybe) then go fuck up his/her house (eggs/tp)?
ILiekToCookAndBake
No no no... Ziptie harmonicas to the front of her car.
danbrazier
I will travel the world to donate my harmonicas to this cause in person.
ghostys
Good news, you can just ship it :)
AnokaJoe
Oh hey Satan
Ragingg
I do wonder is this a crime? Because it would be some harmless revenge
ILiekToCookAndBake
Nope, just annoying as fuck. No property damage involved.
Flyovertherainbow
Work for real? Where do you put them? (on the front of the car duuuh)
mikeyMN
Honestly anywhere they won't be majorly obvious, but still getting airflow and won't cause damage. Each car is different, so hard to say.
Thebabysitter
hid it in the exhaust pipe
Paul8783
Did you kick them out of the house, hopefully you handled it well cause not everyone would have been calm in that situation.
OdManDeadMan
If I walked in on a random dude that is never met before, id be hurt. But if it was a friend with my gf, I'm pretty sure I'd lose my shit!
jandcam
We didn't live together yet thank God. I was too stunned to be angry. I just got my things told her it was over and left.
Rickhard16
Would end up with jail time
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
Best thing you could do. Id continue on by blocking the # and any social media for both. Out of sight, out of mind.
Paul8783
Well glad nothing happened, time to move on.
spetcnaz
Did the friend try to say something?
bleeds
Id get ya pee pee checked out too bro. So fucked up. Feel for ya. Dont drink too much.
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
OP was like
710FPS
Save any recent communications, change any passwords or codes she might know. Do not contact her or respond to contact attempts from her. 1
710FPS
You need to protect yourself from any attempt she might make to make any false accusations. Can never overestimate the crazy. 2
uptaco
It's fucking sad that this is solid advice. But it is.
HankMardukiss
What did she say back when you told her it was over?
jandcam
I'm sorry. And I didn't want this to happen.
jqdao3
getting caught or getting fucked by your friend? The latter is pretty easy to prevent.
HankMardukiss
Let me ask you this one last question. Was she drunk?
jandcam
She said that she had a few drinks.
Tomadzo
Do these guys have jobs? How do they have so much time to fuck during the day? And how don’t women think, ‘this asshole got no fucking job.’
warick
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2010/07/29/chicks-dig-jerks-game-is-its-own-status/
viila
Because she had someone else with a job already.
ikindafail
I heard some jobs give people days off of work, and that there's even some jobs that let you work overnight.
popejubal
I think the friend is a shitty person, but they might just have a different shift.
smtxom
1)Because all women think of is themselves. They’re all like “he’s always too busy working to give me attention” what they don’t realize is
Boopadasnoot
Sorry for the down votes. Delivery was wrong, the core of your message was on point though. The one who stays home needs entertainment
IGoTooFar
Keep that MGTOW cringe to yourself. Based on your comment you are no different from the feminazis that hate men because they can't get laid.
gman41750
Pleaseeeeeeeeeee
smtxom
2) he’s too busy working to provide for you while you’re back at home fucking some fuck boy
Justaweirdbitch
Hey if it makes you feel better I've been a house wife to a long hours workin factory rat for 12 years, I've never cheated 1/2
Justaweirdbitch
I did however pick up a FUCK TON of hobbies and games to pass the time away. We do exist. We're not all vapid whores
smtxom
Props to you. Your husband is lucky to have you.
TristonCarter
You seem salty.
smtxom
Nah just tired of the bullshit ones who make the good ones look bad.
WeGetItYouHateWomen
Having trouble thinking of women as people, eh?
smtxom
Not at all. I love women. I was raised by a very strong woman. She showed me what a strong independent woman looks like. These aren’t them
WeGetItYouHateWomen
How do you reconcile that with your statements about women only thinking about themselves? Doesn't add up well on your end.
smtxom
storebrandproductmascot
Fuck you for trying to make this about gender, as if there aren't just as many men who are cheating dogs.
smtxom
therealVexed
we are talking about his girlfriend.
ImWeezering
I’m not saying this means shit, because it’s Anecdotal, but I know 1 guy who has cheated. I know 6 girls.
ImWeezering
6 girls who have.*
spluit
And I know about five guys who have cheated, two women who have cheated, what does that prove? Nothing.
storebrandproductmascot
Seriously? You're right. It doesn't mean shit.
fettuccine
Whoa there cowboy
DapperLordDestral
Why is it always the friend in these stories? lol
sorosfieldops
Because that friend was doing him a favor by showing him that his GF wasn't faithful.
DrTobiasKingofFunke
Sometimes people trust the wrong person. Everyone makes mistakes.
StickyMonkeySticks
You and your friend will have similar personalities, and your SO wont see their bad sides as much as yours, to them it looks like an upgrade
bringbakfirefly
Same reason Amber Alerts are usually a couple houses down. Easy access.
DominickDickerson
That’s friends name...Albert Einstein
MariusRhinox
“lol”
RogiBear1990
Because it's fake
raidleadergutts
/r/nothingeverhappens
anita1296
I've noticed that when you start dating/seeing someone it increases their friends interest in you.. I guess for the reasons mentioned below
Daemencer
Because the ones closest to you are the ones who hurt you the most. That's how garbage humans are.
Silverforte
Easy access.
Apocalypsox
Because people will fool you into thinking they're your friend to get close to your SO.
TheRealSirGregorCleganeTheMountain
Doesn't have to be deception involved. The friendship could have been genuine and then shit just happened when he found that more important.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
They're around your SO quite a lot. They get comfy with each other. Common ground, yadda yadda.
DrSchwiftyPhD
You can't just yada yada yada sex.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
I thought about this episode after I posted that lol
NextToNobody
But how would that lead to sex? I'd guess it's pretty normal to have female friends who you are comfortable around and haven't fucked yet
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Letting your feeling for the person develop to where you put them before your friend. Lust and infatuation lead to some terrible decisions.
theshoeminator
Because you can still be attracted to other people, you just have to not act on it if you care about your SO.
edward8767
I honestly don't get it either. I've had it happen more times than it should have. Honestly some people are just cunts
purgethefilthyheretics
Maybe your view of what a friend is is skewered? Sounds like you've got some shitty friends is all.
edward8767
Not anymore! Cutting those people out is the best thing to do, but they hide very well
purgethefilthyheretics
So you got rid of them?
edward8767
Oh of course, can't be forgiving someone for something like that. Fuck em
DarkSock
Because people are shit, through and through.
AnonOmis1000
I think it might be more people are a poor judge of character.
sykoticflaw
No. People are shit. He had it right.
nosbled
Not sure why peole downvote you when you nailed it.
DarkSock
Nope. My “best” friend broke up my marriage; people are shit. Hitler died thinking he was a good man. People are shit. You’s shit.
nosbled
And your marriage wasn't meant to be. Some people aren't shit you know.
DarkSock
Yes, and in general, yes
nosbled
Well look at you, looks like you've got it all figured out, right? If your best friend fucked your marriage he wasn't really a friend.
DarkSock
You just might be onto something there...
limetonic
By that logic you're shit too. Wow, what a positive attitude.
DarkSock
You’ll be muck in 100 years
jandcam
I wasn't worried about him being around her alone. Guess I should have been.
RevengeIsIceCream
If you're worried about your gf being alone with anyone, it sounds like a bigger problem. Find someone you can trust.
jandcam
Did you read my comment? I trusted her and I paid the price for it.
davethebiker
But now you don't have to be and you can work on you and find someone better than her.
thefatlonelyjew
Honestly this is the type of stuff that wants me to give up on relationships as a concept and just learn to be a superficial fucboi
Lezio
Fuck his mother, sister, and your ex's mother and sister.
CoolGuyCoolDude
Jesus Christ what awful people..
GloriousPubes
Frankly, if it wasn't him it would have been someone else, because your gf was a cheating whore. I hope you've punched that backstabbing 1/2
GloriousPubes
piece of shit "friend" of yours straight in the nuts, though 2/2
jandcam
I explained that he should stay away from me if he wanted to keep his teeth. I think he will listen.
OneOfTheBois
You should like atleast.... beat him up a little bit lot....
FuckingTurtleBear
"A little"... Choke slam the rat araed bastard, after pollenating his family
thdudedude
Im not sure why any of my male friends would need to hang out with my SO alone ever.
Isosyn
Wife: "He's like my little brother." 5 Years later, Wife: "I'm moving in with him. It just happened."
Hexarcy00
fuck his great grandma
DarkSock
F...Fuck his DOG
sanpurusouru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGGA5aWxKKk
SexuallyAttractedtoGoofy
Even if she's dead?
Hexarcy00
especially if
Pheralg
ahh...when necromancy come in hand!
MrMemethief
You ask that as if the answer isn’t obvious enough.
obamalamadingdongditch
It’s the only way to establish dominance
Ropo101
Maintain eye contact
DarkSock
Had the same thing happen to me, mate. Piece of shit used to be my best friend. And both families had small children. Chews up your center.
goddamnitgivemeausername
Me too. My best friend who was also my best man at our wedding. Fucking scumbag. I've never felt that level of black hatred before.
GloriousPubes
So your friend was black?
GraphicsInterchangeFormat
My solution is to not have any friends.
goddamnitgivemeausername
You know, It has actually made me pull away from a lot of people, I now question how many of my friendships are valid and to be trusted.
TheRealSirGregorCleganeTheMountain
Man best friends are scum lol. A guy I know told me his former best friend raped his sister at one point.
Greathexer