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IntergalacticCinematic

25278 pts · December 1, 2012

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I'm a lunatic, tock, tick, tock Falling off the clock I'm living on lunar unstandard time Where normalization might be a crime This is not a regulated endeavor but one of awareness and dareness In this big ol' juggling act, it's a fact, we gotta react Learn and live, act out, reconsider, and give I'm a lunatic, tock, tick, tock Leading the flock Free flight, quick as light Never uptight, outta sight! ———————————————— Now what I think I'll do, is I'll take this opportunity to tell y'all a story. 'Cause y'all haven't heard it yet. And it goes like this. There was a fellow, and he had a dog, a pet dog. And he used to walk his dog around, every now and again. And anyway, well, it was a hot summer day and he was walking his dog, and he thought he'd stop off at the bar and have himself a beer. And he did just that. He walked into the bar, and he walked up to the bar. And he put his change on the bar, and he said to the bartender, "I'd like a glass of beer." And the bartender said, "Certainly, Sir, coming right up." Meanwhile, while he was waiting for his beer, he looked down the bar and there was this fellow sitting down the bar with a big black slick mean-looking dog. Now the fellow down the other side of the bar, with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog, said ... nothing. But the guy with the big black slick mean-looking dog looked down the bar at the guy with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog, and said "hey that sure is an ugly little dog you got there, mister. All short fat squat ugly and yellow." Well the guy with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog said to the guy with the big black sleek mean-looking dog "yeah, well he may be ugly but he sure can fight." And the guy with the big black slick mean-looking dog said to the guy with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog, "Yeah?" The guy with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog said, "Yeah." So they decided they'd take them both out back behind the bar and let them fight it out. "I'll put a fiver on mine. You put a fiver on yours. Winner take home the bucks." They figured that was a good idea and they did just that. They took them out the back and they let them fight it out. And the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog just kicked you-know-what out the big black slick mean-looking dog. And when the fight was over and the big black slick mean-looking dog was over in the corner licking his wounds, the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog was hopping around, the guy with the big black slick mean-looking dog allowed as, yeah, the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog sure could fight. But ... "I never seen a dog look like that before, all short fat squat little ugly and yellow. What kind of dog is that anyway?" And the guy with the short fat squat ugly little yellow dog said to the guy with the big black slick mean-looking dog, "Yeah, well he used to be an alligator before I cut his tail off and painted him yellow.

6 years ago today, I died.

Birthday girl! 15 human/105 Doggo

I love this pic. Maybe you guys will too.

Glitter Shitter

BTS

Sunrise at 10,000 ft. Haleakala Summit, Maui

View from my office

Secret Santa 2020

Since I've been called out, here our some of my pics from this last season.

The Arrested Development I'd like some more of.

To my fellow icing fanatics, our prayers have been answered.

Just look at the damn picture I upload. End of discussion, internet.

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official magazine of imgur?

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Fifteen year old frisbee face that Wien.

Found this under my desk. Thought it belonged here.

Ridiculously Crippled Art by Jay Bird McCracken. Links for info in comments. He could use our help!

Fucking Comcast, man.

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School pic. She's all grown up.

New toy

Stay off the grass.

Join the battle, Imgur!

South Mexican Sunrise

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