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DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
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anonnymoosecommenter
This comparison is misleading tbf, the older image is from a more flattering angle, isn't wearing horizontal stripes, and also isn't eating.
theCoCaCobanana
Dude on the left looks like a young Rudy Giuliani
krapmyself
A doughy boy to a tub of lard.
chalupster
Love you Brigith
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Pre and post HFCS
CommentsWithGandalf
The maturation Harvest Cycles almost complete. We have reached our final form and are ready for the alien overlords to come back for Harvest
tigersRcool
Im convinced this website has no idea what the occupational safety an health administration does...
anasi8012
Yeah man there’s no way any of the Oompa Loompas got their OSHA 10 certification
4thwalled
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
I like your username.
Thatusernamehasalreadybeenchosenandisnolongeractive
Nice Username! And Yes, yes I did.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
*tips internet hat* M'they'dy
Hotfarts
https://media3.giphy.com/media/3iiwqPF9noqdy/giphy.gif
zmanz
That dude from Willy Wanka is now thin
cogitoro
Image of childhood obesity in the book version from 1964:
transirebenefaciendo
The Quentin Blake pictures (like this one) are from the 90s, but it's true, Joseph Schindelman's originals have a similarly heavy Augustus
idownvoteplottwist
I loved all those illustrations from the Dahl books
SenorMacaroni
Tonanamous
Now let's all just calm down. Or are you going to accept Tim Burton as the man who " holds up a mirror" to modern society? He's a hack.
transirebenefaciendo
He's also trying to be deliberately extreme where the '71 version isn't. Compare 1971's plausibly-aged Grandpa Joe to 2005's ninetysomething
transirebenefaciendo
(Yes, yes, the 2005 actor was only in his 70s, but LOOK at him: he's made up to look unbelievably senile, unlike cheery fly 1971 Joe)
tzk132
Can we take a second to talk about the kid in Matilda who ate an entire cake?
type1eagle
But he was nice so that’s ok
happyfishcakes
InvalidUserCreator
God there's really a gif for everything...
blais
AUGOOSTUS GLOO
DarkwingDuc
blablablabla001
Nekron35
Calistrasza
that Bollner guy looks grumpy af
Nekron35
On that picture yes.
textilelover
Wow. Go Phillip!
AlliNWhenPlaying
Meanwhile in UK, Manchester Children Hospital lunch menu - pizza, lasagne or fish(deep fried)&chips and ward's soft drink vending machine.
frontroadgirls
Seriously? Jfc.
AlliNWhenPlaying
Yeah my boy needed a surgery and we stayed for 3 days on the ward and I honestly was baffled how anyone agreed to this. It's just wrong.
imsmallfry
Sometimes they can be healthy foods, like hiding veggies in a sauce so that kids don't turn it away and think its normal pizza etc
AlliNWhenPlaying
Hiding vegetables in pre-packed pizza and lasagne does not make them healthy, and even that does not happen at all.
LenfantSauvage86
Why is that boo boo chick not included in this?
EphemeralEternity
You sir stole my exact thought.
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
Ran out of funding for this project.
jetflight
OP only had one tank of gas.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
b3arman
The image takes up too much space, merely saying her name uses up 12 petabytes of memory
OopsAllEgg
Who's "that boo boo chick"?
monkeyboy396
I can only hope one day the world will forget about this disgrace that is that boo boo chick, hurts my head knowing that show exists
optimusgoose
Stop making stupid people famous
MuffinsSpelledBackwardsIsSniffum
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Because its the fat kid from both Charlie and the chocolate factory movies
drGrafenberg
Obesity is probably our greatest challenge in this time.
somerandomtwat
i think trying to keep control of climate change without harming the rate that we are lifting people out of objective poverty is a
somerandomtwat
bigger issue.
Mytrashpanda101
Ask what the environment thinks about that
rando84
Building everything around cars is pretty central to both problems.
NotACyberman
Eating four times your need is a harm to the environment.
TinyLiehon
Climate can fix obesity
drGrafenberg
Earth will survive. We will not.
KartFnocker
Right, and you don't think us possibly not surviving is the greater challenge?
drGrafenberg
For today it is a bigger health challenge, for sure.
KartFnocker
ah, your first comment was more general and didn't say health
TinyLiehon
True but the statement was "our" greatest challenge, not "the planet's"
drGrafenberg
The planets challenges we will never see. It is our challenges that matter.
Brotastrophe
You just avoided what he said.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
...you knew what he meant.
drGrafenberg
No, not sure. Where I live used to be 190 meters under sea-level. Just 10,000 years ago!
wildpackoffamilydogs
Absolutely true, but we're taking a whole lot of species with us.
CarnivorousRabbit
As horrible as it sounds: New ones will take their place.
drGrafenberg
That is probably fine too. We have not even discovered 70% of the species.
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lithorias
Life, uh, finds a way
drunkpanther
To be fair, american society has become increasingly sedentary. Like these two children probably ate similarly, one of them just moves more.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
We're definitely more sedentary but the ALSO probably didn't eat similarly. We consume far more empty calories from processed foods now.
scoundr3l
You're not wrong, but they're both German (IRL and in the movie)
thehumanoidsarecoming
It's far more than that. Antibiotic overuse for colds destroyed gut bacteria on a wide scale. It's not even just in humans.
zarook
They actually did a study that showed people who ate and exercised the same are 20lb heavier than 1980s counterparts, cuz of gut bacteria.
thehumanoidsarecoming
plus america is only about a couple percent different in averaged population bmi worldwide
thehumanoidsarecoming
http://worldpopulationreview.com/countries/most-obese-countries/ please stop spreading the "haha fat american" gossip
imsmallfry
BMI is not a good way to measure obesity as you could be an athlete who is muscular and be seen to be overweight by it
DiscountOneLiners
Interesting +1 for sauce
thehumanoidsarecoming
tons of studies out there for the antibiotic obesity link as well. Peoples attitudes are extremely backwards when it comes to weight.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
One of them is wearing a fat suit
thatlookslikeadick
The average American walks 1.5-2.0 miles every day which is crazy small!
Cerripede
I'm from a Texas town where walking to the nearest grocery store would take as long as walking across 1/3 of Ireland. 50something miles away
Cerripede
Although I've since moved to a TX city, where the store is a 3 minute walk. That being said, either way, I didn't/don't walk many miles.
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
Our infrastructure doesn’t support it. Everyone wants to love as far out as possible from the city center. Transforms the entire landscape.
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
We will never be in a position to walk or bike to work because it’s 20-30miles away and on a treacherous route.
thatlookslikeadick
It’s such a shame that all of your public transportation was shafted to make way for automobiles. I really hope you get more access to it!
ComeOnManYouHadOneJobToDo
Truth. It is a shame.
Cerripede
It really is a shame. I can't imagine where on Earth they'd shove public transit systems here in Austin, TX. And the cities here are so far
Cerripede
apart, I'm not sure anyone would be willing to spend that much money. From one large city to the next, it's over an hour drive @ 70mph
wwny
"Love as far out as possible" sounds like an upcoming reality tv series.
silveryblue
Love American Style was a show from the sixties or seventies
rollilolli
1971 version isn't meant to be obese, he's a glutton. I get the point they're making, though.
godskook
That movies have become more hyperbolic in their portrayals of characters in more recent movies, especially corporate reboots?
scoundr3l
Yeah, reboot Flanderization + all the subtlety of a Tim Burton movie. Who didn't see this coming?
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
In the books he's described as "enormously fat"
LordSintax79
Which I would guess was harder to find in 1971.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
https://charlieandthechocolatefactoryfilm.fandom.com/wiki/Philip_Wiegratz he was wearing a fat suit in the 2005 film
LordSintax79
Or, he lost a great deal of weight since the film.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/richard-zanuck-tim-burton-and-johnny-depp-front-row-jordan-news-photo/75315504?adppopup=true
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
No, he actually wore a fat suit. That photograph is from the movies premiere.
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
Yeah the book version character wasn’t obese, but a damn big glutton.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Wait. Which is it? https://imgur.com/Q5wSGPg
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
Dahl uses so many descriptive adjectives for characters, but it’s utterly clear Augustus personifies gluttony in all forms, not just food.
buddhanature
So, he's gluttonous AND fat? I mean, he can be both.
ParryLost
Oddly reminds me of something I read about ancient Greek poetry, where they'd throw out every adjective ever to describe Achilles and such.
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
Yeah. Dahl’s style is throwing every adjective out there for his character’s main trait.
MajorPredator
This. Germans are made fun of for being gluttons. I don’t think it was necessarily a fat centric joke.
MajorPredator
Source: I’m fat. Not German tho.
LucatielofMirrah
He looks like a young rugby player with his build
Salai
..your not from the us, no?..
LucatielofMirrah
The UK
badomenbaddercompany
And his fucking arm is more than half his body.
hnrrgh
The arms are roughly the same, it just looks weird because of the difference in the shorts length.
iAntichristx666
I thought it was a young Ted Cruz
insongwhang
What I was thinking.
anasi8012
Wow you just made me wonder, is he supposed to be a metaphor for nazi Germany?
AmArschdieRaeuber
The average weight in Germany is rather high for europe, so maybe it was a play on that. Also german food is quite fatty.
xMalkav
Each child had some connection to their totally-not-death. Augustus, of course, was a play on German Chocolate.
Rips4w
...no.
GlowstickJedi
Mystery solved, scoob
pigpiginmilan
Straight child abuse
GomezTheKiller
He ain’t fat. The brother’s Samoan.
willsassoasstevenseagal
This needs to be top comment
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
The kid in the second picture was wearing a fat suit
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
More neglect if you ask me
firstmiddlemiddlelastlast
Some cases may be due to neglect, some to illness, and some to poverty. I’d say it’s dangerous to judge the parents based on how a kid looks
witebuddha
Yes, there can be an element of that. Also, the older I get, the amount of disinformation and national diet habits I see CLEARLY contribute
SavagePatchKids
What about gay child abuse?
pigpiginmilan
SephiRothIRA
It’s 2019 brah. Get with the times. It’s LGBTQ child abuse!
SephiRothIRA
[Queue the pitchforks from commenters who don’t speak fluent satire]
SephiRothIRA
Ha! I knew it was cue but used queue. Stupid brain.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
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ShowMeThemCatsFella
Cue the queue
UmmonPrime
My niece weighs in at 194lbs... she's 11. I think it's child abuse. You can feed her a salad and tell her no to 2nds.. 3rds... and 4ths...
imsmallfry
Your 11 year old niece is twice my weight and I'm 24..
Chunky4life
You weigh 97 pounds?!?
imsmallfry
Add another kilo and thats my weight
Chunky4life
Username very appropriate
YouSuckBigTime
How does she fit in her trailer?
UmmonPrime
not going to lie, there's a lot of truth to that...
HailKingZoidberg
I weighed around 250lbs when I was 13, my heaviest was 290lbs when I was 19. Now I'm 190lbs at 23. Do that kid a favor and talk to the
HailKingZoidberg
Parents. I was miserable growing up because of it. Still look back and get upset by the things I couldn't physically do growing up.
Dreadric
2019
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TaconipsForever
Actually made me laugh +1
Jonnymarre
What the hell is even that
youwintheinternet
JESUS CRIPES. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? KILL IT WITH FIRE!
NPaine
NIMMNOM
Jesus
Andied
What is it?
oshodatwan
Roast that lil porky
DeKetsendeRechter
Muhrica greatest in the world!
flatcarrot
That is so so sad
johnhatten2
nice pug
AnApologeticCanadian
Thats just sad. This is the parents fault.
Djkb6718
This is very sad. Her parents are trash to let this happen.
SuperTacticalSandwich
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!
WonderfunkJones
Yeeaaaoww.....mraw mreow mrah mreh
skinny87
And remember kids, sugar free is the devil!
summershank
How is that not child abuse
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
What HAVE I started! Take it down, take it all down.
xXcataclysmiccatastropheXx
Idk if I'm sad, mad, or depressed. Jesus man... looks like she was about to cry at the end
PickledOpinions
Isn't it nuts that there's an ordinary human body under there.
GenesisNynja
She looks like the people from Wall-E
saltysasquatch
TheCommanderInKeef
That is one unhealthy human being
Rhymestein
Jesus christ
voguemouse
2002!
darkninja2992
I remember her. Wasn't she like 400 lbs at age 10 or something?
ikeo
Thats straight up child abuse
thedrakel
IfILikeYourJokeITellYou
That’s awful
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
Downvote me to hell if you want. But majority of this is abuse but we need to keep in mind. If we eat unhealthy and are overweight. 1/2
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
Then our children will more than likely follow our example. Healthy habits work both ways.
MyDixieWrecked69
People hate fat kids... just seeing them puts people in bad mood. Especially when this fat. No sympathy for fatties but its not kids fault.
Totallynottheguy
Just.... god chew with your mouth closed.
YuenglingAde
When you’re so fat, your forehead is fat.
ColoneISanders
Ah yes, born and raised in Pawnee, IN home of the Sweetums Co.
purdhapley
Ya herd!
InfinitiOcho
She's still beautiful. A sloppy mess of beauty
lronMaiden
You seem to be mentally ill. I would advise seeking medical attention.
WarlordPipsqueak
I disagree.
ColoneISanders
I don't know which insinuation to be creeped out by more: That you think obesity is beautiful or calling a child that.
srslysterling
Eh that's a little alarmist. People call babies and children beautiful all the time, it has 0 sexual connotation.
SweatyClams
Let's not try to beautify obesity.
Cerripede
Shit, that's a tough line to walk, especially with a child who isn't to blame. Shouldn't make fat kids feel like shit but also what you said
Cerripede
I meant that unrelated to the comment you replied to. I'm just realizing how hard it could be for a heavy kid to understand what's happening
SweatyClams
I completely agree. At that age it's more about parents and making sure the child understands that it isn't good for them.
Fyba
I'm honestly curious what about her you see as beautiful?
Cantstopdontstopwontstop
That she is a human being.
yzark01
Its not the kids fault that her parents abused her, but normalising obesity isnt a good thing.
Isorikk
I'm not the example of peak physical shape but I couldn't image being so big that my chin disappears
octopussies
this gif is from the fucking 18th century
VitaminJay
That's just poor parenting!
Cerripede
Worth saying that her mom was allowing her to eat whenever she demanded, which was every 2hrs. Little girl went to camp, diet and exercise -
Cerripede
lost her 320lbs. Had surgery to remove 20lbs of skin. Mother look parenting classes to help keep her daughter healthy, she didn't want to -
Cerripede
lose her, as she had begun having breathing problems. They seem happy now, she's healthy and adorable with big bouncy blonde curls!
QuantumBits
Thanks for that info. Jessica Leonard. She weighed 420 lbs at 8 years of age. https://awesomejelly.com/fattest-kid-jessica-loses-weight/
VitaminJay
I'm genuinely glad to hear that!
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
krapmyself
I'd was gonna say "sweet jesus" but she'd probably try to eat that too.
AtHomeNudist
Thats funny. You are a funny person
cardboardwhales
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
# gifsthatendtoosoon
ColoneISanders
Thank you, I was hoping someone would post this lol
ispeakdoggo
That's insane. There seems to be too much chin to even chew properly. I can't even imagine how her organs looks trying to work properly
kammerice
Ever stepped on a garden hose while there's water going through it?
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
You could probably put her on a diet of broth and vitamins for half a year, and she'd have normal weight at the end.
nygreenguy
They didn't. She couldn't walk, rolled around the house. When she had troubles breathing, she was admitted. Then she lost 300 lbs.
Cerripede
Wait wait wait!! What! Did she really? Please tell me that's true. This poor baby.
mjangelvortex
She did but she's doing much better now from what I've heard. She lost over 300 pounds.
Cerripede
Oh my god I looked it up and you're right. Lost 320lbs, had surgery to remove 20lbs of skin, and her mom took parenting classes. Thank you!!
nygreenguy
I figured people needed a happy ending.
Lybithian
That should illegal or jail time for parents.
juliakitten112
Hard to criminalize overenjoyinf food
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
But there's gotta be a point where it just becomes criminal neglect of a child right? I'm pretty sure that girl is way past that point...
juliakitten112
Yo true but still kinda hard to slap stubborn parents with the facts
MrHerpertDerpington
That's overfeeding on the parents side.
FlavorFinger
Ya just feed them 1.5 cups of food twice a day. It's not that hard people!
Cerripede
You have a point in that it'd be a tough law to write because of all it may imply for very heavy adults. Definitely child abuse, though :(
juliakitten112
Yeah I agree with that... Just we have this whole thing where we arent supposed to fat shame anyone thats all, and some adults won't get it
Cerripede
Yeah, the entire conversation walks one big, tough, blurry line. I suppose they'd have to define obese vs not obese by weight and then say
closecsll81
Child abuse
AnusReadyToBeRavaged
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Lived across the street from a REALLY fat guy. Wife was huge, kids were huge, even the dogs were huge. Can't be coincidence.
pygmypufftrampstamp
Jessica Leonard. 230 pounds at 5 years old in 2002 on Maury. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fat-kid-dancing
NlGHTW0LF
She is out of control
Cerripede
Was*! She's alright now. Diet and exercise, lost 320lbs. Surgery to remove 20lbs of skin. Mother took parenting classes, too!
HailKingZoidberg
Shouldn't have to take parenting classes to know that your child is unhealthy due to their weight.
Cranbananarama
Good grief, that was one heavy five year old...
SilentScreamsX
Jeezuz. I never thought I'd see a 5 year old girl that weighs more than most grown men.
pygmypufftrampstamp
She has since lost a bunch of weight and at last update is living a healthy lifestyle.
pygmypufftrampstamp
https://www.inspiremore.com/jessica-leonard/
HailKingZoidberg
And all these years I thought that was a fat suit. That's incredibly sad, I'm happy she lost the weight! Screw the mother who let it happen.
MrHerpertDerpington
Don't worry people. She is 'fine' now. https://www.inspiremore.com/jessica-leonard/
SPE825x
Reading, reading, damn, that's where I live... Way to go, Tennessee.
saltysasquatch
Yay! Thank you for this kind citizen!!
theyar
decurser
20 pounds of excess skin, woof
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Flap
BattleBeaver
Fucking hell... poor little bugger...
TeguroPyle
Little?
nomonames412
Little?
ColoneISanders
bugger?
BattleBeaver
Figure of speech.
Mcconnern
Burger*
CableGuyLover
Genius!
Dreadric
2030
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SloppyUsedCondom
I love the history of how they transformed from using the spice for space travel. Off topic, but I started reading so much from this image
alticaarden
At least jabba has facial features. That thing up there is a blob
myteenyverse
Lol
jansusi
Life goals tbh.
learntotakejoke
I mean he was "the gangster" nobody f'ed with and he had hot slave women, he's an inspiration lol
DocBenny
Then he fucked with the wrong guy and died brutally tho
SloppyUsedCondom
Didn't Leia Amidala-Skywalker choke her to death?
Katz00
I laughed way too hard. Shame on me.
Allworknoplay82
2031
eoneon
Oh lawd da ballay is commin!
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
~2800
jaehoony
Kill it with fire.
GrumpyOldMillennial
How the fuck do these people afford to live? They obviously cant work, so who pays for the buffet every day?
SloppyUsedCondom
You can (in the US) Get on social security disability for being obese. There's even a website to help you get paid while being obese.
Allworknoplay82
YOU AND I!