Nov 10, 2018 2:54 AM
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Magnum4
Hungarian Vizsla's are a clown. Best breed dog for me.
Johnie5ive
Xenophemera
I think you may have gotten cat software for your doggo. Heckin fun and cute either way
UpSaDaisy
My husband’s reaction when I let him find mine.
TheStateOfDenial
I wish I could be this excited about ... well, anything really.
wherethefuckdidthetimego
With the energy as spazz-attack only a vizsla can produce. God I love them. Mine is this excited about normal rocks.
djaiaueifich
Clam first person view
michellelee233
Poor clam lol
PlusHooks
Spazzy boi
sideboobLurker
This made me smile more than anything else has in a very long time... thank you!
narniasreal
Imagine some giant floofer started throwing your house around while you're inside. Poor clam.
dovebair
God he's so excited I'm getting excited over this clam
Baldybeardman
This is the greatest thing I've seen today. It's 4am but it'll be hard to top
TheUtahn
What a retard. Let me know if he needs a sitter.
HPTradecraft
I wish I could get that excited about anything, and I say that as a man who can just buy clams at the store.
MichouChan
Why is no one surprised by the size of that God damned monster clam?
SweetChillyPhilly
I wish my dog found a clam
dogmoind
I wish I could ever be as happy as he is.
OtakuOtter
Meat rock! Meat rock!
Pumpk1nStar
Vizslaaaaa ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ we have 2! Best doggos ever!
humdiddlydoo
Omg I fucking love dogs
kayakimchee
Isn't that a Hungarian vizsla? Those pups are cray.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Looks like it. I had one growing up, they are amazing family dogs. Tons of energy, but also think they're a lap dog.
FrancisBrianShaw
Meanwhile the clam is in there "holy Jesus, this tide is far more intense and unpredictable than it normally is"
samsoniteson2000
Clam down.
KingOfAntarctica
TeeJayJay
BraveGrave
May the Pun Master Bless your Post with an Abundance of Upvotes!
NicoleC18
He's having such a great time
DoYouLikePinaColada
He's having a ball
justasweater
GrapeEatersAnonymous
*happy as a clam*
UncleanSanchez
I did that same thing when I found I had crabs
NotYourNorm
Well, you ARE unclean.
udonomefoo
Name checks out.
slotheroll
Gauntlet2013
Expression winner here.
dogfavoriter
"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OUT THERE" - clam, probably
jeroenemans
Geoduck
GilaMonsieur
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
TheCeilingIsLava
It's all the same to the clam.
so they say
I wish I had a mere micron of energy and agility as that doggo.
gorblin
Have you tried sprinting to the front door when your food delivery arrives
LaziestGoodBoii
can’t y’all fockin ignore the words he used and just fockin understand what he meant?!?! HE WISHED HE WAS AS HAPPY AS THAT DOGGO!!!
xxxnaked
Imagine if he had thumbs...
onecowboytoo
Have you tried putting a cattle prod up your ass?
siler7
Won't somebody please help this poor sentence? Won't you? Give today.
ilovedogknots
I think you overestimate how big a micron is
DeadHamster
Agility is not something that springs to mind here
dingofdong
"Micron" is a specific unit of length, not a generalised small quantity like "fraction" or "portion"
Exquisitine
Units of length are commonly used to denote quantity or scale.
Of length, yes. "Budge over an inch", "don't give them a millimetre [of ground/space]", etc. Not, as I've said, as a dimensionless fraction+
+ like how OP uses "micron" here. Without some scale (e.g telling us that the post's subject has a metre of talent), the statement's useless
Magnum4
Hungarian Vizsla's are a clown. Best breed dog for me.
Johnie5ive
Xenophemera
I think you may have gotten cat software for your doggo. Heckin fun and cute either way
UpSaDaisy
My husband’s reaction when I let him find mine.
TheStateOfDenial
I wish I could be this excited about ... well, anything really.
wherethefuckdidthetimego
With the energy as spazz-attack only a vizsla can produce. God I love them. Mine is this excited about normal rocks.
djaiaueifich
Clam first person view
michellelee233
Poor clam lol
PlusHooks
Spazzy boi
sideboobLurker
This made me smile more than anything else has in a very long time... thank you!
narniasreal
Imagine some giant floofer started throwing your house around while you're inside. Poor clam.
dovebair
God he's so excited I'm getting excited over this clam
Baldybeardman
This is the greatest thing I've seen today. It's 4am but it'll be hard to top
TheUtahn
What a retard. Let me know if he needs a sitter.
HPTradecraft
I wish I could get that excited about anything, and I say that as a man who can just buy clams at the store.
MichouChan
Why is no one surprised by the size of that God damned monster clam?
SweetChillyPhilly
I wish my dog found a clam
dogmoind
I wish I could ever be as happy as he is.
OtakuOtter
Meat rock! Meat rock!
Pumpk1nStar
Vizslaaaaa ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ we have 2! Best doggos ever!
humdiddlydoo
Omg I fucking love dogs
kayakimchee
Isn't that a Hungarian vizsla? Those pups are cray.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Looks like it. I had one growing up, they are amazing family dogs. Tons of energy, but also think they're a lap dog.
FrancisBrianShaw
Meanwhile the clam is in there "holy Jesus, this tide is far more intense and unpredictable than it normally is"
samsoniteson2000
Clam down.
KingOfAntarctica
TeeJayJay
BraveGrave
May the Pun Master Bless your Post with an Abundance of Upvotes!
NicoleC18
He's having such a great time
DoYouLikePinaColada
He's having a ball
justasweater
GrapeEatersAnonymous
*happy as a clam*
UncleanSanchez
I did that same thing when I found I had crabs
NotYourNorm
Well, you ARE unclean.
udonomefoo
Name checks out.
slotheroll
Gauntlet2013
Expression winner here.
dogfavoriter
"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OUT THERE" - clam, probably
jeroenemans
Geoduck
GilaMonsieur
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
TheCeilingIsLava
It's all the same to the clam.
dogfavoriter
so they say
Gauntlet2013
I wish I had a mere micron of energy and agility as that doggo.
gorblin
Have you tried sprinting to the front door when your food delivery arrives
LaziestGoodBoii
can’t y’all fockin ignore the words he used and just fockin understand what he meant?!?! HE WISHED HE WAS AS HAPPY AS THAT DOGGO!!!
xxxnaked
Imagine if he had thumbs...
onecowboytoo
Have you tried putting a cattle prod up your ass?
siler7
Won't somebody please help this poor sentence? Won't you? Give today.
ilovedogknots
I think you overestimate how big a micron is
DeadHamster
Agility is not something that springs to mind here
dingofdong
"Micron" is a specific unit of length, not a generalised small quantity like "fraction" or "portion"
Exquisitine
Units of length are commonly used to denote quantity or scale.
dingofdong
Of length, yes. "Budge over an inch", "don't give them a millimetre [of ground/space]", etc. Not, as I've said, as a dimensionless fraction+
dingofdong
+ like how OP uses "micron" here. Without some scale (e.g telling us that the post's subject has a metre of talent), the statement's useless