Savage.
Don't know the artist, but saw this link and thought some of you might like it.
If your choices affect me, they're my business.
GG EZ
When your dog has down syndrome
When you just obliterated your buddy's Ork army
When you lean in for the kiss but their breath smells like stale memes
NONONONONO
BEWARE, COW HERD
When you insult your washing machine
I'm worried for my future.
My take on Congress "leading" this country to another governmental shutdown.
Introvert vs. Extrovert
Mr. 3000
MRW I'm installing a program and it tries to add Bing toolbar
I *know* this one's unpopular around here.
mfw people talk about reality tv
: )
1. Pull pin. 2. Aim at base of fire. 3. Flip the FUCK OUT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I NEED YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW.
Gaming supplies
When you go for a handshake and they go for a hug and you just roll with it
MRW I try to organize my bills
MRW I think about going to work tomorrow morning
Always two there are- a master and another master.
Which lever would you pull?
Being technically accurate is only one part of the process.
MFW the alarm clock goes off
MFW I'm done reading Imgur for the night and I need to bleach my brain
WE WILL CRUSH THE ILLITERATI BENEATH OUR BOOTED HEEL
Last week it felt like I spent all day in the drive-through before somebody finally took my order
When it's time to bounce and you know better than to stay for the goodbye hug
Candy Crush
The trick is to set the timer BEFORE you put it in.
REPOSTS
That's the first time this has happened to me
Don't look at me, I didn't give it
Skull Kid, drawn by my friend's daughter on her Nintendo 3DS.
When all of my rehab patients die of overdoses and they come back as ghosts to haunt me
Inspirational Eagle
This is why I need felinism.
GET DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT
MRW I hear a kid pronounce it "mem"
Look at me. Look at me. I'm the naptain now.
When you're chatting with your crush and you try to pick the perfect emoticon to appear interested and fun but not creepy.
It's like one of those "you may have already won" sweepstakes letters.
I know, I know, the whole "King James" thing is really stupid
MFW I forget to silence my phone before bed and I get woken up by a telemarketer
What I think of every time I read a "black box" comment. Love this song!
MRW I'm installing a program and it tries to add Bing toolbar
Not sure if anyone has said this yet
Successful black author
Firefly (Cliffs Notes version)
And after all that hard work, too.
Bros, we've talked about this...change one of the digits and see if she corrects it
Uncanny valley
Inspirational Eagle