AlexisBro
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Mar 23, 2018 1:31 PM
AlexisBro
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DevilwithaHalo
When I'm walking and approaching a crosswalk and not sure if I'll make it or wait
PrincessLurker
i stuff all the change into my pocket and then sort them out when i get home. also why i sound like santa's sleigh after a shopping spree
twostepsfromlost
Getting a drug test even though you don't smoke anymore
mouseasw
If there's a lot of items, in the next person's queue, just take your time. It's not like they need to slide their card right this second.
TimeFoDat
On the flip side: Waiting while someone decides to do spring cleaning on their purse instead of getting the fuck away from the line.
Catlore
COINS in the hand first, THEN bills! So much easier!
Rindie
Playing a new co-op game that I don’t really know the controls yet, not wanting complete strangers to judge my gaming abilities.
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Walking out of a store after not buying anything hoping they don't think I stole something.
igniskonig
"Have a nice day!" "I DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING, OKAY?! WANT TO CHECK MY POCKETS??"
HiddenVoid
I guess I feel better I'm not the only one irrationally rushing myself in these situations.
Vockstar
Waiting for the chip approval on your credit card and then the second it’s done it starts blaring at you to remove it
ISeeWhatIDidThere
Trying to think of a clever imgur comment within seconds of a new post.
MemphisMarv
Checking my fastfood order until I find it wrong and I get the courage of Thor.
sugarfreetarot
holding the door open or not??? when a person isn’t exactly behind you, but not really far away from the door either.
Paxtez
Walking by a sewer grate, fountain, over-sized shredder at work, etc. when holding my phone. I worry that I'll trip or trip or drop it in.
existentialcrisis1989
Making Uber driver wait after he arrives.
Pizzafolife
Calling a number to sort out a bill only to be put on hold....the anticipation....do I know what to say.....better write some notes
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Driving over the border. I'm usually there for cheap cheese and gas but I always feel like I did something wrong
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
*U.S-Canada border
Jimbobsqpants
Waking up in the morning
Artoris
The struggle is real.
WhatWillWeDoWithTheDrunkenWhaler
Waiting at a stop sign when there's too much traffic to go but cars start lining up behind me and seconds feel like minutes
secretoaster
Speaking.
igniskonig
Existing
Pizzafolife
When the cashier gives you your change and you rush it and put the coins where the notes go and end up with coins filling your pocket.
Craizie
Side step. Fix wallet. Win.
GoatRodeo
Paying your parking bill and trying to jam all your money and credit cards into your wallet / pocket while the parking gate is up.
AnnieBahde
One time leaving a parking garage at a hospital this woman could not work the ticket machine. It was painful. There was a huge line of cars
AnnieBahde
People were getting out and walking up, FINALLY she got it. I have no idea what the problem was and now I get nervous that’ll happen to me.
groverugger
Throw that shit on your seat and giddy up!!
GoatRodeo
I’m trying to prevent leaving my credit cards on the seat by mistake. Much worries.
Andre2998
Trying to shove everything that was in your pockets back in your pockets and putting your shoes back on quickly after going through TSA
v01dstar
Shoes? Check. Wallet? Check. Phone? Check. Belt? Check. Dignity? Oh crap, I lost something!
idtapthatpinata
For me it's that and before I enter security. Nervous AF for no reason at all
andreik
...and putting my belt back on without showing the world that there is indeed a *gasps* beer gut under this shirt.
VernonLamb
Most airports don't give you much space to get dressed either. You'd think they would have thought this out.
izzik
Put all your pocket stuff into your big pocket, the 'personal item', then send it through the xray. Shoes on bag on done.
DickInAToaster
That doesn’t get me at all. Walk your stuff to the end where you put your bins away and take your time putting your stuff away. Easy
Yourforgottenleftovers
The thing about anxiety is it trumps common sense. Like you can do what you said but still get that anxiety
Yourforgottenleftovers
I work at the airport and every day I have to do this. I still get anxiety about it every damn day
CmRock136
I just did this. Every. Damn. Time.
Copperbrat
When a cop car is behind me. I'm never doing anything wrong but I sweat like I've just knocked over a 7-11 or jacked a housewife's suv.
synysterlove
My muffler is busted so I've been trying to coast for as long as possible past speed traps. I'm too poor for tickets.
Buddahpal
I'm glad I'm not the only one, I always get so nervous when a cop is behind me for no reason at all.
LithiumGrease
it must kinda suck being a cop and driving around too....everyone drives slow around you
Wafflevore
One of my friends rented a charger one time and no one would go over the speed limit around him because they thought he was a cop lol
ZeroZeta
And the cashier can't face it, or give it to me in order. And then the receipt is there, mix in.
PopeyeTheSailor
this is why most 7/11s have 2 registers, they just ring someone up on the next one while you pack your shit
LichChicken
I always give change first, bills bankfaced next, then I ask if they want their receipt. Much less frustration for both parties.
SensualDonut
I do receipt bottom, bills on top then change given last, typically in the other hand.
KarmicBee
You're a good person.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Don’t sweat it, be quick about it but don’t be obnoxiously slow, it’s all good
maddoggaylo
HOW DO I KNOW WHEN I'M GOING TOO SLOW?
Poopoopeepeevagina
You’re always to slow
Innergulaktic
Someone let's you know. Trust me. You will know..
ImAD0g
Move at whatever pace you need so that you don't drop anything or screw up. If people think it's too slow they can go fuck themselves.
SlightlyMoreAppropriateUsername
The golden rule, be as slow as you would accept the guy in front of you to be as slow as. If I wait for a person, then the next can wait
SlightlyMoreAppropriateUsername
Not obnoxiously slow but if you are too fast and drop everything then that's even more time for the next person to wait. The worst are those
SlightlyMoreAppropriateUsername
Coins that went on the counter or floor and cannot be picked up unless you have Freddy Kruger claws. As a cashier for 2 years, don't worry