Find you a man that looks at you the way John Travolta looks at Christian Slater
Just keeping my nose out of it all
Wheel keeps turnin’
That could be a record right there
When the boys are trying to make it clear they're not on board with your genius plans
MFW Gary Oldman shoots me in the head
The Captain's Reaction When I Refuse to Give Him Back His Missile Key
When the love is gone but you made a pact
"Better make it three extra large." - Your buddy on the phone firing up some pizza for the boys
Just a Game
Triple Rainbow
When rugby players criticize hockey players for not hitting on the "ball"
MRW the new guy tells me to change my tampon and have another drink
MFW I find my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn
"He's not seeing me. I'll get him later."
Stuck with unwanted guests?
When you successfully sneak out the girlfriend's place and can head home for some glorious cat-free sleep
Sunset on Mars
My reaction after telling you to start asking the right fucking questions
1966 Was a Great Year for England. Eric Was Born.
The Shawinigan Handshake
Just a Reminder...
MRW Stone Cold unexpectedly returns to come help The Rock win the WWF title
When John Bender suddenly realizes he has become everything he once stood against
Sunset on Mars
MFW I walk in to the loo to take a piss and catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror
My reaction as I slowly realize Freamon is going to help me fake a serial killer
The Sublime
Now let's celebrate with a cold glass of turnip juice.
Trying to Keep Up with Whatever It Is That's Going On
When my TV program's sponsor is sitting to my left and I have proof that he blows goats