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I was working at a local high school and found a plant in the garbage
Long time lurker first post.... hope you like it.
RIPNTEAR
This Wall-E sequels a bit shit...
Simplethings1
Go Stanley !
GrizzlyJunkz
You've done a good and cute thing @OP
BaloneyBob
FarquarRedrum
would that be Splat Stanley?
WaitWhat83
Feed me Seymour
GavinScreaming
As someone who did yard work all day, I threw away a lot of plants
GamesDeen
You the man Keith.
luvinlife17
Awesome. So cool
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
A better love story than Twilight. (not a high bar, admittedly)
GamiCross
This is too sweet for the internet's cruelty.
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
So we're not going to talk about the horticulture aspect where putting two plants so close together in a small pot = competition? Okay!
MrJimmyRustles
Plot twist: Poison ivy + @OP is deathly allergic.
wibblywobblytimeywimey
"Leaves of three, let it be". Based on the picture, I'm fairly sure OP will be okay.
MayorMcWeed
Anyone more concerned that they threw away a whole cardboard box? That shit should be recycled!
MrRoybert
Schlitts
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
You shouldn't name it. Then you'll feel guilty when you need to kill it for salad!
Bleepsy
Can confirm. I always feel guilty when I break off part of my Aloe Vera (its called Leslie).
johnnylingle5
Do you need a friend
catfancier
Looks like they've never heard of recycling either
princessbutts
Thanks for saving the planet Keith
luckybob77
THEIR*
kvietela
you don't know that, might just be missing a comma
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Keith, you're gonna get a lot of tit pics
corbywhiskey
I can only hope!
CantRunWorthaDamnKenyan
Welcome to the dark side. Prepare for downvote hell and upvote euphoria. May you see frontpage.
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
I foresee... FRONTPAGE!
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
#stanleyandstacy
Ellybethe
I work in a nursery. Looks like beans from the leaves and stems. I'm guessing it was part of a biology lab. Give it sun. Not an indoor plant
Ellybethe
/2 I'm gonna add to this that I even see a bean pod. Not pothos. This guy looks like he's never been fertilized and had too little sun. Also
Ellybethe
@OP please give it a bigger pot than what ya did. Needs more room than that.
corbywhiskey
Alright I'll find a bigger pot. Thanks!
havealwayswonderedwethericanchangemyusernamelater
I have no idea and my parents only own a small garden, but to me it also looks like beans. If you're lucky, you can harvest maybe, 8 or ten.
Hiidenheimo
This was too cute for my face.
deerskinash
This is my favorite thing of the day.
tsunayou
You fool! do you have any idea what you have done?!?
iwanttobebobdylan
I once rescued a fern from a dumpster and put it on a high shelf in my bathroom. Turned out it was full of spiders.
NurseyMcNursepants
That is terrifying!
spicefreak
Spiders are good. They eat the bad bugs.
Easystin
No offense to spiders but I would rather fight Satan with plastic spoon, while wear thong, than to fuck with a spider.
iwanttobebobdylan
They're hard to appreciate when they're jumping into your hair.
customcartoons
such friendly spiders!
ShockHerman
They were searching for lice man.
10tacles
They just want hug you with all their 8 arms.
MuayThaiKitty
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
neuronrub
Until you learn it Audrey II or Audrey III
pawshytm
Little shop, little shop o' horrors!
taco91
FEED ME SEYMOUR
MagicalTimelord
When I was in HS, I was Mr. Mushnick in LSoH. Audrey II's mouth was operated by a puppeteer twerking. I had to lie under my friend twerking.
Mawgman1
RHS?
whimsicalsamurai
really? i have a hard time believing you
MagicalTimelord
The upper body was in the top half of the mouth and the legs supported it. To give the illusion of chewing, the puppeteer had to twerk.
sbristol
Why does that seems so unfathomable to you? Doesn't sound unlikely to me, and seems like a weird thing to lie about
whimsicalsamurai
thats the thing, its one of those kind of paradoxes, its hard to believe but its so outlandish you have to believe it.
sbristol
It's outlandish that, while performing in a 2 person costume, the person above would move their ass as though they were twerking? But...why?
BeesechurgerProductions
Having been in High School drama, I totally would not put it past the tech crew to get/build a Twerk-operated puppet
OneBugIsFake
Was it, "There; new home." or "Their new home."?
GayPepeFrog666
There (a) new home!
smurfalurfalurfalurf
No
boomalaty
fizixx
Holly crap, yore rite! ;)
potatoardvarkhybrid
http://imgur.com/y59fM7I
Pr0xycast
Yes
SadEyedLadyoftheLowlands
There wolf, there castle...
Acidjib
That semi colon; now I'm semi.
OneBugIsFake
My britches are tightening.
youknowwhatitis1
There, new home.**** check username
poets
'They're my home now'
UmmmPhrasing
There! New home.
duttry98
Now we're asking the real questions
EnergyFiend
And you work on a school? I hope not as a teacher then...
Assfullofbread
On a school?
SomewhatSarcastic
theherbalhelper
Theiy're,, knew home
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
WhyEvenName
I think I hate you more than anyone
alisongrace5656
More then anyone.
theherbalhelper
I think aye hete yew moar then eny1
TinySnek
thair* wur* wair* yer* yer* yer* thair* 2* 2*
StubbyJohnson
hoam*
Lawr100
Holme*
ratpatoot1e
Hoalme*
corbywhiskey
..... their.... My bad
MoooCow
Their; new home.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
Hey! You got "you're" right, so they cancel each other out!
ChairmenOfTheBored
You're a teacher????? Jk happens to everyone lol
corbywhiskey
No, I'm a hvac contractor. I was working on the building.
ChairmenOfTheBored
lol I should've known by the shoes! You are much appreciated during the hot days!
OneBugIsFake
I'm HVAC too! HAHAHA!
GreenPoops
You monster.
p0rtigan
They're*
GLAMEOW
Theiyre're
MattyMoo728
They've'n't'd
idonthaveausername4
????
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Your bad? Or you're bad?
FishyBubblewrap
Your bad
TheDickConnoisseur
Why not both?
WallyBro
dashers
Plot twist: Japanese knotweed
DustinDustyDust
Knot weed and bamboo are invasive species here, same as hog weed but I've never come accross it.
DahPrincess
What's that? (I'm too lazy/scared to Google)...
Danxiety
A very invasive plant that grows/spreads like mad.
OneBugIsFake
Japanese knotweed vs American Kudzu... Who would win?
JustAFrenchGuyPassingBy
Neon pothos*
lokishadowgirl
naw, it's some kind of vine, I've seen plenty of Japanese knot weed
kaleber
That plant is the worst.
Nadyanilo
Potato vine
IvorJBiggun
Plot twist: kudzu
VindictiveRidge
I find this unlikely, simply because in the course of 2 hours, it hasn't added 14 feet of growth and eaten a car.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
"Fine! Take it!"
TheBurritoConfederacy
Sick reference, bro.
haquie
Nah Adobe kid found a rad way to kill the fucker off been testing it out in south texas seems to be working I can kinda see my fence again
haquie
Some*
VindictiveRidge
TELL ME OF THIS SORCERY. I MUST KNOW.
haquie
Its like a drill that settles into the ground and pumps helium into the root system kills them dead
kaleber
What kind of plant is it? Are you sure it's not a weed?
EchoOfSnac
Beans.
FancyPantlessTeaParties
Pretty certain that's a Pothos. One of the most common houseplants. It's very resilient, so quite easy to take care of.
EchoOfSnac
The only ways to kill pothos in a room kept between 60° and 80° Fahrenheit and at an average illuminance of at least five lux are to →
EchoOfSnac
deprive it of water for a month or possibly longer or to physically attack it. It will also thrive at higher temperatures as long as it →
EchoOfSnac
isn't subject to direct sunlight, though it will need more frequent watering. Probably. I literally water my plants whenever they start to →
EchoOfSnac
droop slightly, a condition which is very easy to see at a passing glance, and then they perk back up to their fullest within an hour. →