MagicalTimelord

24455 pts ยท June 5, 2016


I'm a Psychological Illusionist (that's right, I do some Derren Brown-level shit) who watches a show about a time-traveling alien. When I'm not on stage and there's no new episodes of Doctor Who to be seen, I spend most of my time here: browsing the quality posts of Imgur. Oh, and by most of the time, I mean 100% of the time.

Betray Caesar

Points 31
Comments 4
Views 1971

MRW I'm at a concert and two guys get into a fist fight during a solo encore

Points 18
Comments 8
Views 505

MRW my professor assigns a group project to my online summer class and no one in my team responds to my emails.

Points 6
Comments 5
Views 595

Relatable.jpeg

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Comments 6
Views 1419

Fallout: New Dump

Points 95
Comments 6
Views 3622

The world's oldest known photograph.

Points 55
Comments 8
Views 2957

"Can you go any faster?"

Points 924
Comments 106
Views 75095

In honor of my cakeday, here are some of my work stories.

Points 50
Comments 16
Views 2321

I was constipated last night. Here's a dump.

Points 59
Comments 3
Views 2114

Hatman: The Trilogy

Points 1128
Comments 63
Views 91083

241 YEARS AGO TODAY!

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 791

New Jersey is one hell of a place

Points 16
Comments 6
Views 815

Does anybody else remember when Dunkin Donuts made pizzas?

Points 17
Comments 10
Views 2080

Rate my ride

Points 28
Comments 5
Views 1013

Dr. Tyson's going to be in my state on Thursday

Points 22
Comments 1
Views 29

The Capital Wasteland

Points 90
Comments 8
Views 4302

Finals are upon us. Take a dump break.

Points 24
Comments 12
Views 1318

I'm 20. I went on my first date tonight. I was stood-up.

Points 1135
Comments 195
Views 94611

Hot chick, need help

Points 2325
Comments 61
Views 103479

Well would ya look at the time. It's

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 663

Who is the "Thug Life Magician?"

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Comments 2
Views 1451

The sweet taste of restricted choice!

Points 80
Comments 12
Views 2303

I hate to be "that guy," but it counts as my final exam.

Points 1176
Comments 98
Views 54771

Pre-Election Day Dump. One last laugh before we cry.

Points 970
Comments 48
Views 36578

Not all heroes wear grapes

Points 115
Comments 16
Views 21919

Recently went to Canada (Toronto) for the first time.

Points 95
Comments 54
Views 887

I prepared for the future yesterday

Points 99
Comments 5
Views 4666

Ed, Edd, n Eddy Dump of Sorts

Points 1698
Comments 37
Views 88474

Imgur, let's help this person out

Points 1695
Comments 120
Views 98435

I hear that Imgur likes Dumps

Points 1272
Comments 26
Views 36624

It's nice to see kindness in today's world

Points 22
Comments 3
Views 835

Business Card Someone Gave Me at Work

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 453
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