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Feb 11, 2017 3:55 AM
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GasBandit
Doing it at an upward angle is cheating.
centcom1600
If I were on other end of tape measure, you would be 99in and 13/16th's from sucking my Martin Shkreli
ClockworkRepairDroid
Congrats on. . . Well you know. . . Ya know.
borys666
so you have to scales on your tape, and none is metric. good thinking, Dave!
canariomojadoChief
That's how long it's been since i gave a Fuuuuk
LurkinMyWayDowntown
Challenge accepted
LiteSwitch
Only 8'6", as a construction worker u can buy 15' tape thats does this
agazillionbazillions
This looks like a perfect weekend.
racerx0
fat max
RoymanHenryburg
Must be a fatmax
remembergoliad
Your decor suggests that you do not have a woman in your life
partyeti
That must be a boring game of football.
purplevanman
This guy has fuck all to do
onecowboytoo
106 inches longer than OP's penis.
Fozberry
Busy day?
JesusSavesButGretzkyGrabsTheReboundAndScores
Feet up, game on, thinking about stuff like how long your tape measure can extend... looks like you're having a pretty nice afternoon @OP
besttom
+1 for username. "...d and scores!"
CareAma
Am almost sure that you had been measuring your dick when u tried this
abbdoer
Decent
ThenILickItOff
Its all fun and games until it slices one of your fingers when it rolls up.
FizzyBacon
Me a sure it's longer than it looks.
obligatoryguy
Get 30-40 footrules, get duct tape, profit.
WHOISTIRED
I'd like to call @repoststatistics to the stand.q
InvaledCaptcha
Like your mom.
Pandaphant
I've always been impressed with Dorothy Mantooth's stability.
carltondance
slizzo
The day I finally did something like this was the day I achieved manhood
LeftistPopRockAtWoodstock0
107 inches of pure sturdiness.
thecrunkness
You've obviously never stretched out a Stanley fatmax
halhallelujah
Another unrealistic beauty standard for men.
valen00
it's a fatmax, people who don't have one call it cheating, I have one, my wife loves it
BrockfuckingSamson
It's not about the length of your tape measure, it's how you use it.
GettinSprucy
I hope he has a micrometer or he wont be able to measure his junk
doombuddy
It's what it's made of
Idontknowwatiexpected
G-g-girth*
bigdaddyprotoss
https://imgur.com/d9nzHOo
SadLittleWizard
Sauce?
bigdaddyprotoss
Black Clover
Alamyst2011
We do this at work with FatMax tapes. Usually about 15-18 feet
ojdajuiceman1
The fatmax I have had about a 20ft break on it
fistermatic5000
my stanley can do about 10-12 feet. i still prefer it over fatmax.
relpmeraggy
My fat max just broke yesterday. I'm still pissed about it.
Alamyst2011
Call up Stanley. The usually will replace one for free.
SirRexAlot
Was just about to bring up the fatmax tapes. We usually just put it by our dicks and touch the tape tip to their face and measure how far
SirRexAlot
Our dick is to their face....good times
GrannyLlama
SirRexAlot
We get bored and homoerotic Jokes pass the time