Oh god it's coming
Hahahahahaha
Didnt know antifa was operating out of the motherland.
Here's the gif/reason why I developed a habit of flushing and checking the seat before using any toilet at any time.
Have a good day
The human heart in conflict with itself
Revisited in light of today
Journey of a legend
Don't share this photo.
It's all for you, Billy.
Mfw I'm in the Pacific northwest and see a dense fog in the early morning signaling incoming rain but then I realize it's actually still mostly smoke.
Caught in the act!
It's time to upvote mediocre Minecraft screenshots
It's time
When my sub-100 point post somehow makes viral
When I step out of my truck into an industrial business park and can't figure out where the garlic bread smell is coming from.
Haven't heard from Biden in a while
Damn millenials
Michael's the best
Having your priorities straight.
I hope that whoever invented steak won some sort of medal
Oh hey guys, didn't see you there. I'm just showing off this internet speed test that I took a screenshot of.
Minecraft screenshot time
He actually did pretty well in what has to be an impossible task.
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Compressing entire movies into a single bar
Good guy Jeff Flake won't denigrate his political opponent for her religion.
Thief
When you squeeze play dough through one of those toys with all the holes.
Non-Newtonian fluid climbs spinning rod due to "Weissenberg Effect"
*Tweeting intensifies*
Don't forget the part where they get a hostile foreign government and the financial backing of billionaires to astroturf support for stupid things.
They're gonna torch the regulations no matter what we do today.
Please, don't inject marijuana.
It's going to be ok
Legend
When I've just finished the dishes after cleaning the living room to find my daughter has brought all of her toys out to play with in the living room.
When I try, in gif form, to explain my first year of adulthood living on my own.
Handy dandy chart of metal
Yes.
When you're a certified sleep specialist
A Menger sponge
Interesting Jack Sparrow backstory
Be aware of sneaky cops this 4th.
Yes
Take that you dirty Brits!
Meanwhile, I spent 20 minutes trying to put my daughter's hair in pigtails this morning before giving up.
And here is the youngest pair to enter the strange courtship ritual contest.