I’ve known delightful people with nothing and everything (including one darling whose map of Tasmania was more of a great circle). It’s all been fun to see
Not actually cool to make fun of the customer like this. Sure she goes along with it. Just because she doesn't want to escalate this. Might just be a camera bit. Still teaching people the wrong behavior thing here.
Do you say the same for dudes rocking the "I've been shipwrecked on an island for three years" look? There's nothing wrong with expecting some basic grooming. I'm not saying you gotta shave but at least get some clippers and keep it neat down there.
In some ethnicities, almost no bush is also natural. I've seen some Asian girls with just a whisp and they're not shaved. So it's OK to have preferences with or without.
I do a monthly buzz before my period, its definitely a sensory preference for me. Everyone should do what's best for them. (I can hear my mother's voice saying 'don't post this, you might want to be president one day' *shoots milk from nose laughing*)
Try unscented (very inportant) very soft baby wipes to freshen up if you feel odor worries you.
The most important quality of the unscented wipe is the texture & feel.
You can add water or rinse them a bit and squeeze them out a bit if the scent or "soapiness" is too high. Plain water is 100% sufficient to freshen up.
Be sure to dry yourself well after using a soft 100% cotton cloth. Ask your partner to check out your business.
I'm OK with how it looks, I just don't like hair in my mouth. Not saying it has to be completely clean shaven, but a trim is appreciated. Personal opinion of course.
Except, unless you have a big mouth or he is on the short side, your mouth doesn't go near the base, which is the hairy part. The shaft is smooth. Maybe I just have a small mouth though.
barbarian818
On the next episode of "So I married a Wookie"
howsyourmemes
These two gotta be an absolute hoot to hang out with
PuppyBella
That is the funniest thing I've seen in quite awhile.
BananaLover93
a hedge or a grove
Metlahaed
Natural is great
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
Waaaazzzzzuuuuuupppppp
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a2s2020
Call her Venezuela…
I’ve known delightful people with nothing and everything (including one darling whose map of Tasmania was more of a great circle). It’s all been fun to see
doobiedoobop
I appreciates a 70s-playboy-centrefold-style turbo muff myself
HuskyPirate
Well, give us a look then.
pdhackley
“It’s so angry!”
tzahtman
To quote Waiting "IT'S SO ANGRY".
AnimalRescueGuy
You’ll never watch Beakman’s World the same way again.
TupacAintDead
Well, now I’m curious
Snezko
we all are, you cannot watch something like this & not be curious with all the reactions they provide
zen66on
southflhitnrun
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LostInCircles
Just roasting her
DePhyler
We all want to see the before picture she said she was going to take.
EricPisch
It’s got dreadlocks lol
ThinkThisOut
No. Rewatch it!! it’s even better. SHE’S got dreadlocks. The entity is it own being at this point
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
Yeah, fuck it, just stop brushing your teeth like a month before any dentist visit.
TheFastpaws
Some people are just hairy.
chatterer
also known as "The Growler"
tombeithemist
"Pics. Or it didn't happen."
oprondek1978
Raaaawwwrr
szpet627
https://imgur.com/IYoC6e2.jpg
DaveSamsonite
"Jeeves, fetch the weedwhacker."
19marcurious57
Bundalicious
Link to pic?
ROGUEdenied
It has a pinkish purple hue
PerkyPervertedPet
Not actually cool to make fun of the customer like this. Sure she goes along with it. Just because she doesn't want to escalate this. Might just be a camera bit. Still teaching people the wrong behavior thing here.
Davld0811
They're clearly friends
Jewdakris
And it feels like she did this on purpose to elicit this reaction
HillOfBeans
“I did warn you!”
BeardedWonder82
MechKelly
That's very 70s of you.
flornholio
bobgunrunnersmith
Flashback to crawling through the bush in Nam. /s
HandoB4Javert
DrKonrad
needsleepbad
Omicron416
Dare I ask what this is from?
DoctorEleven
Scary Movie 1 I believe
valen00
it is indeed good sir.
Bojovnik84
BoobJiggle
I love how he's instantly emaciated lmao
SarcasticBon
SteersAndQueers
Bro is emptier than my gas tank.
frishhawk
Bush is beautiful. I don't get why so many people hate and shame it. It's natural.
DavidBiron
You don't need to scorch the earth, but it's good to mow the lawn now and then.
dashers
Mostly, it's rough against your tongue. And sure, a tidy bush looks good, but an unkempt one is a bit messy. Imho, ofc.
2074red2074
Do you say the same for dudes rocking the "I've been shipwrecked on an island for three years" look? There's nothing wrong with expecting some basic grooming. I'm not saying you gotta shave but at least get some clippers and keep it neat down there.
Pats0r
Do you ever go and get a haircut or... nust never ever wnd let it grow wild? Bc thats natural also
MrStealUrChange
"Its natural" seems like an odd defense. Farts are natural but its not like we think they are beautiful (most of us anyways)
I personally prefer shaved. Can see it and no hair in mouth
DaCrazyBeggar
Generally don't like hair in my food.
howsyourmemes
So then you never cut or wash your hair either for natural beauty?
To each their own! :)
ivymantled69
In some ethnicities, almost no bush is also natural. I've seen some Asian girls with just a whisp and they're not shaved. So it's OK to have preferences with or without.
DaveSamsonite
I suspect you were fooled by sophisticated professional grooming. :) women are mysterious and occasionally do not reveal every secret.
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MechKelly
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Nothing wrong with it but not personally a fan.
fibbertitgibbet
I don't like to have a big bush. It gets sweaty and smelly and I get self conscious and it feels crowded and hot there.
Probablyimaginary
I do a monthly buzz before my period, its definitely a sensory preference for me. Everyone should do what's best for them. (I can hear my mother's voice saying 'don't post this, you might want to be president one day' *shoots milk from nose laughing*)
DaveSamsonite
Try unscented (very inportant) very soft baby wipes to freshen up if you feel odor worries you.
The most important quality of the unscented wipe is the texture & feel.
You can add water or rinse them a bit and squeeze them out a bit if the scent or "soapiness" is too high. Plain water is 100% sufficient to freshen up.
Be sure to dry yourself well after using a soft 100% cotton cloth. Ask your partner to check out your business.
OutOfTheHat
oh trust me. That conversation is part of what keeps our partnership fresh!
DaveSamsonite
LOL. "Would you mind if I introduced a soft warm wash cloth for a moment to freshen up my breakfast a bit?"
StygionAbyss1
Get a ball of yarn and start Aggressively licking it.
Hereagain
Skill issue
Astral134
StygionAbyss1
Prety much. picking pubes out of your teeth for hours afterwards.
liveOffOfDownVotes
Pedos run the world and pop culture.
MrStealUrChange
That wasnt at all what anyone was talking about but thanks for at least trying.
liveOffOfDownVotes
MrStealUrChange
So you're just trying to be a troll?
I dont get it........
TexMexHex
The smell.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Lol what?
TexMexHex
Same with dudes. Pubic hair traps bacteria. Even if you shower regularly, if you have a big bush, other folks will smell you coming a mile away.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Do you... do you learn about sex from anime?
TexMexHex
That may be the dumbest question I have ever heard.
BDD85
Cyanide, shit and crocodiles are natural too.
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
Please do not shave crocodiles.
mcshady
But he asked nicely...
MechKelly
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TyrannusEquus
They got nothing to shave! You can brush one, sure.
subject6661
So im allowed to shave cyanide?
BDD85
imredheaded
I'm OK with how it looks, I just don't like hair in my mouth. Not saying it has to be completely clean shaven, but a trim is appreciated. Personal opinion of course.
Hereagain
Skill issue
yamsonyamsonyams
I have to imagine the same goes for the peen
A clean, landscaped doodle has a 170% higher chance of inspiring spirited fellatio*
*(this statistic is fabricated but seems plausible)
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
Except, unless you have a big mouth or he is on the short side, your mouth doesn't go near the base, which is the hairy part. The shaft is smooth. Maybe I just have a small mouth though.
yamsonyamsonyams
Do you limit yourself to just the shaft
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SacrificialClam
That sounds made up
JonnyTightlips
No that is quite normal circumcision....I am a physician that has seen far too many "peens"