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Images are from Parler, a social media site used by far right terrorist groups since it will allow content typically banned by the other big social media sites.
omgilovepizza
I hope he enjoys the food at the Federal prison complex he’s heading too.
DrKriegersClone
So if this is a retired Colonel ... this is legally actionable, right? It seems to go a bit far for "just a prank, bro."
YoSoyMilk
“We will come in numbers that no standing army can match.” Yeah right Jethro. Good luck.
TheLastSpaceman
DOD (Jan 19): We had no idea this was going to happen
ordinaryscum
CgnCalling
Ain’t Nazi Twitter the greatest? Always a knee slapper in there
KeyLimeAnxiety
*me learning that it’s Capitol not capital* ; also me two minutes later: fucking idiots don’t even know the difference bw capitol & capital
924Carrera
Capital is the city, Capitol is the building; I always remember it because the "O" is shaped like the dome that many capitol buildings have
copingcabana
I know one thing that will end this. They can't rally behind Dorito Mussolini if he's hanging from a tree.
Aeolys
Isn't this a direct threat of violence? Couldn't they, y'know, get hunted themselves?
sadurdaynight
That's a manifesto
makesense
Ahh....Parler....which if Trump got his way with Section 230 could be sued for this man's words.
TheBurritoConfederacy
It's almost as if ostracizing anyone with real expertise means all the people left behind are idiots with no understanding of section 230.
Fauxcused
Fuck around and find out.
ThatTransformersDude
Even if the cops get on their side, they will have to face the national guard, secret service, and other special teams that outclass them
jfd8u438fdsfkds
I really *hope* those groups are on our side
klean9
Nothing will happen until America big business gets involved in taking Trump and these peons down.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Just what we needed.... :/
ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie
I was watching CNBC this morning and a bunch of execs were saying this. None of this is good for business and they have get involved.
WoodHandle
https://news.yahoo.com/major-manufacturing-trade-group-calls-224058990.html
WoodHandle
Already happening.
catsandcoke
It amazes me that they think they’re the patriots.
Cargobiker530
Internet service providers should put Parler on a block list. It's a criminal organization site.
spiffylookingnerfherder
They should definitely keep a list of users who visit the site.
ballsoutflyer
If parler keeps a record of drivers licenses with registration, then the FBI should seize those records.
NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Millions of people huh.... thinking is hard sometimes
davidthemonkey
lol, should have asked her for address aswell to send the cops to
LaughingC
She did not get maced, she has a goddamn onion in that towel. If she got maced her eyes would be red and super swollen
Wubalubamuthafukindubdub
MADhouse64
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/elizabeth-knoxville-onion-towel/
Szavor
This is genuinely terrifying
hellsgunslinger
This guy asked for people to pledge live and wealth? At least the Army only asked for my life
hellsgunslinger
Life*
Ilbrotlein
Nah he asked specifically for live
DrSmitey
Absolutely wild how they just announce their terrorist plans to the world. I'm glad they do, but it's still wild.
DangerNoodle1776
I'd be glad too, you know if anyone in our government actually did anything to prevent them from executing their plan.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
We need to enact the 25th amendment as soon as possible.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Trump is talking about pardoning everyone involved in the raid. Needs to happen fuckin now.
f1photog
Cut the head off of the snake, so to speak.
ThatTransformersDude
My worry is Pence pardoning him if that happens
JacksNaggingProcrastination
Pence would have to sign off on the letter along with a majority of the cabinet, and deliver it to congress
spiffylookingnerfherder
I think Congress is on break until the 20th?
Evi1Gav
25th is enacted by the VP and cabinet, not Congress (usually).
tomatoboy
Congress has a role, however. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fifth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution
tomatoboy
Article four is the relevant part, about a 2/3 vote within 21 days, if a President were to contest it.
KiwiGameDev
You know if this revolution was over, say, the systematic oppression of minorities, or the endless “war” in the Middle East, or any number
KiwiGameDev
Of other, dreadful issues plaguing the nation, I’d understand. The fact it’s over something so mind numbingly stupid is infuriating
activeracer28
Lol no army will match. Yes thats right actually, cause the national guard has superior arms and skill. 10k units could be deployed asap.
ThatTransformersDude
It'll be like watching gijoe take out the brand new cobra recruit at the beginning of every episode
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Assuming they're not on Trump's side.
activeracer28
Not anymore. His troop support is very low and I'm sure the troops aren't too happy to see the Capitol under seige during his rally.
PubstarHero
Most arent. I remember hearing it was only 25% voted for Trump.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
25% of which group?
PubstarHero
To confirm what Active said - Yes, Armed Forces.
activeracer28
The armed forces.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
I hope so! He's certainly not good at his dream of being dictator. Gotta make the military happy if you want to do that.
Sinasohn
I just wish the military and law enforcement would treat these terrorists the same way they treat black people.
Sinasohn
(Shoot first, make up a crime/plant a weapon later.)
bjvanh
Scary shit.
IMPICKLERICK
https://tips.fbi.gov/digitalmedia/aad18481a3e8f02
mrnutterbutter
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authenticbatman
Submitted
ImJustSoFckingSickOfThisBllsht
Submitted - fuck traitorous, seditionist terrorists.
CrossEyedPigeonToed
The FBI is already all over that site.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Yeah, well, they were inept enough to ignore it, they can have their noses rub in what the general public managed to find.
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuck22
Is it okay to send a pic of Trump’s tweets?
Jooud707
Try to see if they have any posts indicating personal details to submit with the more incriminating pictures, might help
volock
I have been encouraging people to submit the WV senator and the person calling for insurrection
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Submitted, along with my phone number and jazz.
kozzillakilla
Wow dude I don’t think they have time to process your jazz but okay
Chavestvaldt
This is an opposing militant force that threatens America, now. I just wish the cops and national guard would treat them as such.
hotdoginathermos
Insurgents
BlindDivine
lol, the cops are part of the crowd and problem.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
There’s likely some within the ranks. “Some of those who work forces, are the same that burn crosses.”
wmnii
The Winds of Change are blowing right now. I expect a very different response if they come back on the 19th, armed. I hope, anyways.
Renza0
I 100% agree, the national guard may, but I dont see us convincing cops to treat white people and other cops like they treat black people.
LynzardQueen
National guard can't do anything until either the Governor or president orders them to.
LewdSomnambulist
Oh the NG will. It's the cops that won't.
HeNeverSawMollyAgain
Insurgents. That’s the word you’re looking for to describe these fucks.
millenniumf
What cops and national guard? We have neither right now. Just co-conspirators.
TerryCrews
As a former Marine, send in the Marines.
SexGolem
No. Posse comitatus is one of the principles we need to defend the most. National guard having to be used would be bad enough.
TerryCrews
I agree for everything else. For an actual insurrection however, a legitimate military presence is warranted. Cheers.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
DC cops and the National Guard would have busted heads, it was the Capitol police that failed the US.
ActionJohnnie
Send the A10
Koeelvaste
Dude the cops are part of it all. Its up to we the people, like they said to fight these fascists for the future of this country
OwMyRupturedSpleen
Idk man the DC metro night cops went pretty hardcore on the MAGA supports that stuck around after curfew.
Thelrishlnquistion
Did they? By the time I went to bed (UK) they were just standing around looking at them.
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wabitgirl
DC Metro did. Oh boy, did they. They out there looking authoritarian as fuck, at an appropriate time for once.
subrosaflorens
They *are* the cops and national guard. That is why the Capitol Police collaborated with them.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
Since it’s the Capitol Police’s jurisdiction, DC cops and Nat’l guard had to wait for the request for help to be made.
JustAPileOfCats
When black people want to not be murdered, the cops and FBI send in moles and agents provocateur. The cops are part of the problem.
TidyOctopus
If only we had a word to describe this. What was it again. Lerrorism? Merrorism? Dang it...
ImBadAsh
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Marmalade. That's what you mean to say. These are marmalists. >:(
rterhe
I'm conflicted. On one hand I want to say "people should be warned about this". On the other, expanding their influence here doesnt help.
spiffylookingnerfherder
I seriously doubt anyone here was so on the fence that this dreck pushes them over the edge into extra-stupid terrorism.
IMPICKLERICK
https://tips.fbi.gov/digitalmedia/aad18481a3e8f02
PinkyTheUnicorn2
They should be deplatformed, but Imgur users can't do that. But people should know this shit is happening, and fight it tooth and nail.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Personally, I think it's important for people to understand that this wasn't just a random riot and that Trump had a direct hand in it.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
On the one hand, I want them arrested before they can do any harm. On the other hand, I want to see them attack the Guard and get splattered
DrMaggot
Well luckily Imgur is clearly not an echo chamber of the far right.
betterthanHW
Honestly, I'm conflicted as well. I chose to share as I believe spreading info leads to better decisions. While I don't know what to do...
kEMup
Especially on this sane forum. Not /s
betterthanHW
I sincerely hope this helps. Plus I figured most who want to see this are already exposed to it, and most on Imgur lean away from it.
Munnin41
You gotta send this to the FBI or something. Maybe the pentagon. You guys are gonna need military presence for the inauguration
betterthanHW
It has been submitted to their tip line
0urLady0fPerpetualExemption
Did you report this to the FBI?
betterthanHW
Yes
0urLady0fPerpetualExemption
Appreciate that! Fuck these losers!
ihavethelowground
Parler needs to be taken down
WeShareTheSameSpace
Best place to gather information on them. They publicly have their faces and can't hide their IP addresses. Sadly it should stay up for now
JBSums
Trump now has one
SomedayIWillBeRelevant
Taking away someone's freedom of speech is never the best option, but they certainly need to be monitored closely.
ZoidbergIsGreat
They'll just congregate somewhere else. At least they're easy to observe this way
doitthehemingway
Why? I can't be the only one who wants to see hellfire missiles hitting bearded insurgents' pickups.
PulpyOJ
There would just be a Parler clone right behind it.
thefuzziestofbutts
The wiki description of Parler is all anybody needs to figure out what content is on there. It's horrible there are so many users.
thefuzziestofbutts
Not to mention their complete lack of a privacy policy.
Mostlybored
And what stops them from creating another site? Or use another? Taking down the site would be an empty gesture. We need something more.
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
No, don't. That way we know what theyre planning.
RawDawgPowder
that site was used to plan a domestic terrorist attack. It and its owners should be held accountable for its aid in this attack
metalrulercid
Right?? Talking about banking tiktok and other Chinese platforms but we keep this around? The fbi better be monitoring this
shepahrdjhon
no, it needs to be monitored with the SAME to the same degree that mosques were after 9/11 and the same goes for "prosperity" cult churches
atinyviolin
They are hosted by dreamhost.com take it up with them
NeoHelios
Parker is a "honey pot". Let it do its job, exposing the terrorists behind this insanity.
Bhargo
its currently a major FBI info hub, as long as they are openly spreading their sedition on it they can be easily tracked
jennym123
God yes. It's been around a few months and it's already being used for terrorist activities.
obuyer
I’m wondering why the app in the second pic says Parley ?
MisterPeachum
That'll fix the problem.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
right? I'm sure they'll be like "well darn time to throw out my trump flags"
Harryteeters
But it's a perfect reference guide for the FBI
flerdaflerpflerps
Yeah except theyre asking twitter to do all the footwork of finding terrorist on the doorstep
TomahawkJackson
When you say "perfect" I feel you. Parler requires Government ID to become verified. And the membership just serves it right up.
thevortexmaster
Is parler just an American thing? I just heard about it a bit ago from imgur
dyxj
Mostly. It's basically American extreme right-wing social media.
thevortexmaster
Yikes!
FierceAndAdorable
I wonder if FBI made it to herd them all in there ?
JesseWasTaken
Now that I'm thinking about it, they had plenty of warning on Parlor and did nothing so either they knew and are complicate or ignorant
JesseWasTaken
I genuinely think this is likely. Its perfect for tracking these people are more worried about a vaccine than their apps and phone.
OwMyRupturedSpleen
Numbers no standing army could match? My child the US army could Tiananmen square your group of rednecks in a heartbeat if they wanted to.
stanndingtall
KatieVick
They are not rednecks. Real Rednecks hate cops and are pro union.
LightStriker
AC-130 goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
jscuster
They wouldn’t stand a chance against any branch of the military. Even the Air Force without their planes or Coast Guard without their boats.
OwMyRupturedSpleen
I don't think the MAGA crowd would wanna tussel with any naval based branch given how their last boat show went.
tracereading
Yeah I'd like to see them trying to assault a government building while mortars and artillery shells rain down on them. They'd probably
tracereading
piss themselves at the first explosion.
chandon1
Yea, he clearly knows nothing about the might of the US military.
CrimeBrulee
Navy Seals > Gravy Seals
Sp00kyVaginosis
These tacticool cunts couldnt fight a ham sandwich. But regardless I submitted the tip to the FBI anyways.
blzrdphoto
With the press of a button from anywhere on the planet honestly.
JustAPileOfCats
They seem to believe numbers = strength = tactical proficiency. If they went up against the US Army, they'd be massacred.
KeithSvenson
that and they only know how to "play" soldier. that doesn't mean SHIT when up against the most well trained army on the globe.
Relykwastaken
Dont forget they lack tanks, armored vehicles and air support. Pretty sure a couple apache crews could fight them off without much trouble
2old2behere
Here is hoping
ThatTransformersDude
I mean it'll be over before I can get the popcorn ready, sadly
wmnii
It's gonna be like the Area 51 "raid" all over again.
KeithSvenson
no joke. "we have numbers no military can match" meanwhile... *laughs in minigun shooting 300 rounds/second* hahahahah minigun go brrrrrrt.
KeithSvenson
i mean... i'm against violence. but i would NOT mind seeing these fucks get massacred. they won't last 30 minutes.
Muffyns
why dont they want to
belovedlover
It would be pretty fucking disgusting if it went that far. But launching few Hellfire missiles from drones on them would probably be enough.
lwoshea
To quote the Ephors of Sparta.... "If."
Katateochi
A robot can defeat a block of cheese at chess. problem is, the robot needs to be told to play, and the cheese has the controls for the robot
MikeHawkIsDecent
5 million times over again...
bashshell
That's why I'm cracking up, they will cause more bloodshed but dude...really, then I saw his username. He's a muppet.
WarlockSniper
If that guy is an actual Colonel, then I am Jeff fucking Bezos.
theovermynd
He has to be stolen valor. No colonel could ever believe a group of rednecks could actually fight the us military.
Gibbles821
Obviously he's just the colonel of the redneck militia
C0baltBlue
I thought the same. You also have to be pretty smart to make it to Colonel. This dipshit can't even spell.
MarcoPoloOnPollo
"Jim Bob, show them how many people came with us!" "Major, pull the tanks forward and call in air support."
ChefBrooke7029
Fuck. Well said my dude
LionFromTheNorth
Given they're spineless bullies, I'm pretty sure the Icelandic coast guard could hand them an ass-whopping.
Gayforbae
Hey, dont fuck with the icelandic coastguard. Thats like, icelands biggest employer
TreasonousCheeto
And go home to much prettier women.
DrivingTheBus
I think you just don't fuck with the coast guard, period. They don't get nearly enough cred.
NoelleFrost
He's claiming millions showed up yesterday, so I just think he has a problem understanding what big numbers actually look like
DrKriegersClone
Full circle from the "biggest inauguration in history".
Bananabeanie
Mommy didn't teach him how to count to ten
dcostanza1
But to be clear the us army has enough bullets. I hope to god it doesn't come to that.
SunBrolem
I hope to god it does. They're more use to our nation as fertilizer.
dcostanza1
No. We’re better than this.
SunBrolem
Quite frankly I'm sick of being the better person. You can hold the title, I'll take this one for the team.
blablubby
After what happened at the capitol, I don't get how y'all are so confident the police/military will do anything. They can, but will they?
retailguy
After this shitshow, the billionaires will pressure their puppets to make sure nothing like this happens again! Bad for making $$ bizness
DrKriegersClone
Some of them will. Koch and Adelson, I think they're more about leaving a legacy at this point.
OwMyRupturedSpleen
The military has really soured on trump and his base
TrueNorthernLights
The military will, yes.
jjay20
If Biden is sworn in time they will
Warune
The problem is the if part
blablubby
That's probably why they'll go on the 19th. So a day earlier.
jjay20
Ah didn’t realize it was a day early
RVAROA
A platoon of Marines would end them all so fast that they'd be back at base eating crayons before the sun went down
JustinWasHere
Underrated comment
WeAreStevo
I mean, you'd think. My concern is how many in the armed forces agree with them. I've already run into plenty who are active military 1/2
WeAreStevo
and have flat out said when shit kicks off they're going to side with the "real patriots" and anti-American scum (anyone not pro trump) 2/3
WeAreStevo
will be fair game. So, that's a bit concerning. I wanted to report them to their base command but haven't figured out how to do it yet
SuperfluousMeh
use the IG reporting system, inspector general is SUPPOSED to be for that kinda thing. been out awhile tho.
6313326
Random: Enlisted? None of the officers or NCOs I know do, but I'll admit that a pretty heavy selection bias might be in effect.
6313326
I mean, if it comes down to it and they really pose a serious threat, they won't even see what hit them
thefatlonelyjew
Please, stop. My girlfriend and so many other innocents live in DC. It's just too heavy.
hirosjimma
Lol indeed. The US airforce don't need numbers, they need two well trained drone pilots or one AC130 crew. Good luck hiding from them.
DanOrtega
One BRRRRRTT pass and its over.
hirosjimma
Oh it would be terrible yet so liberating to watch
Filanwizard
just BRRRT the trump trains, they so conviently fly their terrorist group flags from their unarmored F-350s.
Blank1612
Maybe an AC130 is a bit over the top in the middle of DC, but yea good luck
RARusk
"It's about sending a message." - Joker (TDK).
CaywenCovacel
That's not completely true. Hellfire's break the sound barrier on their way to the target, so they'll get a second or three of warning.
brannana
They being the people around the target, the warning being the giant fireball, and the sonic boom is what they were being warned of.
tomatoboy
Um... If it’s going faster than the sound waves it creates...
TreasonousCheeto
Lol. Physics...
369ItsAlwaysAGoodTime
You'll see it before you hear it though. If you have your eyes up to the sky
hirosjimma
Well yeah but no, it's faster than the speed of sound and it's frontal area is a dinner plate. You won't see shit.
WarlockSniper
And if not, well, at least it'll be a quick, if messy, way to go. Cheap funeral too, you can fit in a shoebox.