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Noticed this lady bug in my usb port the other night
It stayed there for a long time, so I figured it was dead
The next morning at work I was surprised to see him crawling around my computer.
He spent about an hour hiding on the back of the screen
When I moved to a different office he spent most of his time on front of my screen.
I borrowed a coworkers desk plant to give him a better place to hang out.
My wife wanted me to bring him home to work pest control on one of her plants. Sadly, somewhere in my commute I lost him. I looked all throughout my car when I got home, but couldn't find him. I left the windows in my car rolled down, in hopes that he could find his way to the great outdoors.
Fortunately my wife found him in my bed after I took a nap. I deposited him at his new home, a aphid infested plant on my front porch. I hope he gets fat and happy
Widget88
So THAT'S why the damn cable never fits!
illogical1
How the hell did you not squish it in bed?
JenniferWeinstock
Not a real lady bug, its one that bites
sirelurksalot
I feared more for this ladybug than any Game of Thrones character. I am so happy this had a happy ending.
BitchiMightBee
Faith in humanity restored post
colincooper001
Thank you for posting something that's not about the World Cup!
SanSamis
Not a true ladybug; an Asian lady beetle. They're ubiquitous and create a foul stench. Signed, Dreamcrusher.
PositivePerspective
Your wife found you in bed with another lady and wasn't even mad. :)
BornToRun
still a better love story than twilight
fornoxus
Those little fuckers are terrifying I'm sorry
iamnotthewalrusanymore
Only when they fly!
NoreKoyanagi
I still don't see a real difference, like how to tell them apart? They both eat aphids tho, so it'll do the job, ladybird (I'm Irish) or not
renton7
Why do you keep calling it a lady AND a he?? Make up your mind!
SensualDonut
When did you first realize you were a Disney princess?
Legislation
SQUISH IT
ILiveInCanadaAndIAmDefinitelyNotSorry
Your computer needs some debugging
CatsAreLifeCatsAreLove
Don't take pictures and drive.
GyroDemon
Wife her.
megabetch
I would've never found him.. Until it was too late and my USB port was ruined.
tony3564
might want to check the laptop for eggs
plutus34
"It's called a ladybird" - Brits
SonicTheBedhog
The NSA is getting sneaky.
irwinjr
How many times did it have to try to fit in the port the right way?
ItsAustriaNotAustraliaYouMoron
Yes.
TheCaveTorcher
this many times: http://sheepfilms.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/usb.gif
arsone
dude - that's the only reason it isn't dead right now. dude had to check to see which way his plug was supposed to go.
BornToRun
count the spots
dasmegabyte
I dunno, but it was trash talking lightning connectors the whole time...
EightYearOldsDude
Three times. First time is somehow always right.
BeerInTheMorningBeerInTheEveningBeerAtSuppertime
Ladybug shit. Everywhere.
Pizzzzzza
Tiny. Tiny. Shits.
69tigers
Bug poops. in your holes.
jailtime
It's nice to see someone treating ladies right. +1 OP
TheFeralDog
sleeping with another lady while married is treating ladies right?
winsol
And bugs aswell, OP is truly a scholar and a gentleman.
derpesofthemouth
You slept with it? I thought you said you were married!
coe2012
to the top with you
1skitzomonica
When you couldn't find him in the car, he was on the back of your head. This is my nightmare.
spict
That happend to me a moment ago. After 10 sec it flew out of the window. But when it's a wasp or bee, they NEVER find their way out.
Dalylah
You have nightmares about ladybugs? A wasp or a bee and I get it... but a ladybug?
gingerprobs
And also NOW MINE
FillInForConspiracyTheory
Or in your clothes... [shudder]
GothmogLordofBalrogs
Asian lady beedle. terrible things.
EricMatthews
They're the fucking worst. My dorm room in college was always infested with them, bites hurt like a bitch too
HateWinslet
Yeeeah, that's no ladybug.
RutherfordBehave
Indeed. Not a Lady Bug at all. They will invade your house by the hundreds and they bite. I shit you not.
GittOffMee
Are you in Michigan by chance? We had a crazy infestation about 15 years ago. Haven't seen a real ladybug since.
driveslow
Holy fuck, it is. OP THIS IS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR YOU!
driveslow
Ahh, fucking reddit op will never see our tears.
lenaninja
I learn the most from imgur.
weirdcalculator
I was curious about the difference, so I found this. http://www.diffen.com/difference/Asian_Lady_Beetle_vs_Ladybug
Chocolatesporks
I still don't see a real difference, like how to tell them apart? They both eat aphids tho, so it'll do the job, ladybird (I'm Irish) or not
salom14
(1) Asian Lady Beetles are generally more of an orange or yellowish color and have way more spots than the traditional ladybug which is red
salom14
(2) The ladybug typically has around 7 or so spots that are pretty much perfect in shape. The asian beetle has splotches and many of them
Donnicton
Yeah well I felt a big bug land on my neck about an hour ago. I grabbed it and threw it but I couldn't find it when I turned the light on.
wizardboy24
Time to move.
Donnicton
I've spent the last hour assuming that it's now plotting its revenge from the dark corners of my room.
SnowTheWarrior
I'm sorry you'll never sleep comfortably again :(
aazzlano
sounds like a Pixar movie
TheClassyGentleman
The minscule valley of ants. watch it.
ilikedogsdogsarecool
would definitely be from the ladybug's perspective with occasional switches to the humans
Caniac
Rodney Dangerfield already did it.
noonerspisms
Yes! Love that movie.
WallCrawlerArt
A Pixar short.
PMMeTitsForPuns
Universal Serial Bug.
InboxMeYourOods
Oh just go work in Hollywood already!
LongUsernamesAreCoolUpToaCertainPointWhichIHaveAlreadyPassed
So ... Adam Sandler is a guy, and he, uh, falls in love with a lady, but it turns out that she's a Universal Serial Bug.
RedReddington
Nope.
LongUsernamesAreCoolUpToaCertainPointWhichIHaveAlreadyPassed
but but but everyone loves awesome-o's ideas! so if you didnt like that how about: Rob Schneider is…a
vxjedi
I knew it was just a movie. Why else would they own a dell?
IAlwaysUpvoteBunsAndPuns
A Ladybug's Life
EndersShadow
"So, being a ladybug automatically makes me a girl? Is that it, fly boy?"
docweird
The Dudebug.
NoOneGrowsABeardLikeGaston
CRIPES! SHE'S A GUY!!!!!!
odraencoded
Gentlebugs?
InboxMeYourOods
Ladytrap
iHaveToPoop
Called IT to tell them my computer had a "bug" ... They were pissed when they saw my new insect friend
Raxreal
I want to work in IT after college. I hope somebody does this, I would not be mad in the slightest
ilovemevideogames
Did they update Adobe Reader? I bet that helped.
noonerspisms
....I'm so doing this to IT tomorros.
SpiralLover
Please don't, I am fed up with shit like this
noonerspisms
I actually called them once when my mouse wasn't working. I plugged it in and out, restarted, all to no avail. Found out a friend taped it.
BaconKitty
as someone who works in IT, I would find it funny as a prank, not funny if u make me spend 1h looking for it before telling me >.<
AHornyRhino
incoming horse cocks on your computer
noonerspisms
You've only convinced me more.
AHornyRhino
IDidntReallyUnderstandThatReference
that was a risky cl-... oh
noonerspisms
....hot, gimme more