EricMatthews

174009 pts ยท February 18, 2013


I spend much of my time just being a good looking detective. When I'm not doing that, I spend time at home with my moose-wife, and we don't need counseling. Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself.

MRW I am at a friend's wedding in my old college's town and I see my ex's parents.

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Coolest chess set I've ever seen. In the Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam.

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For firearms Friday, my first gun purchase, and I'm in love

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Yesterday, the local weatherman said "And tomorrow we might shake out some sprinkles"

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I'm talking to a potential roommate named Dana, and this is all I can think about

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I've liked this girl for years, and a very awkward realization today

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This is my favorite Splash Mountain photo

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I hope they don't get too tied up in knots if they find out

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not an encouraging promo code for a gambling website

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When your driving buddy for the past two hours finally gets off the highway

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Poor Opportunity :(

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They generally have 50% off deals and free shit. Pretty good stuff

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I know we hate Facebook, but Ryan Reynolds posted this earlier. He's fantastic

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So after a horrible breakup and having to go to court (long story), I saw a picture of my ex and thought she looked hideous

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So, I've never read any of her work, but after seeing a comment thread on a post, I see that a lot of people hate her

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Now that the Asian lady beetles came out of hibernation

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Gold

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Just looked up Martin Shkreli, I guess some Imgurians/Redditors have been having some fun on Wikipedia

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Oh Rob, you so crazy

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Been a day and a half since I've had tobacco. Needless to say it's a struggle

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After a hellish breakup with the ex before, this made me pretty proud

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Looks like I'm parting the Red Sea

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Apparently it's my cakeday, so thanks for the three years of ridiculous shit and laughter, Imgur. Love each and every one of you

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TIL Channing Tatum actually put his head through a mirror in the movie Foxcatcher

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I work in finance, and while I was talking to one of my clients today, he hit me with this gem

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Oh well...

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Human anatomy is so cool. X-rays of joints in motion

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As someone who doesn't go on Imgur during the work day:

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May have just found my favorite gif

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'Murica

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So I feel like ripping my eyes out, but last night I made the decision to quit dipping. We'll see how it goes. Wanted to share with someone

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One of my favorite Always Sunny sequences

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During Oregon's 45-20 blowout over Washington, some bored students decided to play some pong

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As a NY Giants fan, how I feel watching Marshawn Lynch absolutely manhandle my team

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Still one of my favorite all time posts

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MRW I realized who plays Pierre Despereaux in Psych

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I swear I'm an adult

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Saw this on facebook.... The stupidity blows me away

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Hey everyone, I've noticed all the AMAs on here, I thought some people might want to know about the finance industry

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Ron approves

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Meant to text picture to girlfriend... Accidentally texted it to imgur friend with same first name

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What I wanted to say when the douche that I work with threatened to kick my ass

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New favorite joke over the head gif

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Went on a date for the first time with a friend, and within ten minutes of starting to cuddle we were having sex

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I've been playing Pandemic 2, and fuck Madagascar

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Guys, I hate the way my mind works

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My thoughts reading the debate on the Keystone Pipeline debate

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Seems obvious but you'd be surprised

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I guess my inner Dom came out

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Hey Imgur, thanks for making one of the longest weeks of my life a bit more bearable

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So I've had a really long, shitty day, and I asked my roommate to hand me my last beer, and he tells me that his fuck buddy drank it.

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Fuck nicotine, guys

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It's the little things that get me through the day

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Perfect way to address controversial campus issues.

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