Paradox

Apr 9, 2017 4:47 PM

kernburn

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http://nbc4i.com/2017/04/06/kentucky-coal-museum-installs-solar-panels-to-save-on-electricity-bills/

The word you're looking for is ironic, not paradox.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Liverpool slavery museum hires fully paid employees" do you see how silly that sounds?

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you like, I can go there and install a coal-fired steam generator...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next they'll let Christians into the Anne Frank museum

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Because the taxpayer pays for it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Exactly! There are tax incentives for installing solar panels. Not ironic at all.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be a paradox if it was a coal plant installing solar panels. This is something else.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In other news, the local horse racing track has a parking lot.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you mean Paradoxicoal

9 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 12

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh you!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Coal comes from nature, sun's rays come from nature so it all works out to be a positive thing."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Steel yourselves for the puns about Iron.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

256 years of coal reserves, just in the USA and that's discovered already.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even see one duck, let alone a pair of ducks!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

In other news, employees at the railroad museum drive cars to work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironic, perhaps. Not a paradox though

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Neither, actually.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The word you're looking for is "irony"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a Kentuckian, we have a coal museum?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

FAKE NEWS! - President of the United States, probably

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yay somebody managed to make it political, and about Trump and about a dead meme! Mmm, I love such pure cancer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Eh, coal is a political topic right now. So was this the reason why that news was even written.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is UB north campus pic. it actally is fake news

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's not like they're burning the artifacts for fuel

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Checkmate Athesis.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're trying to cut down on their carbon footprint.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you can't burn museum artifacts

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

ISIS will try anyway

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They should burn tires for power generation.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guess the old steam engines couldn't cut it any more. Good thing Donald is here to save them.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 9

Good old Donald saving the world from the lack of global warming

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You realize even nuclear power is just a steam engine turning a turbine right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What next, the Whaling Museum using electric lights?

9 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 3

They probably have been since they opened.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whale oil beef hooked.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you live in the Dishonored'verse.... yes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if a bunch of people, including the president, were pushing whale oil as an energy source and promising to bring whaling jobs back,(1)

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

(2)it would be ironic. People who love whale oil enough to open a museum about it won't use it- that'd be telling about the industry.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Irony, anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 16

A paradox is a specific form of irony and I'm damn fun at parties thank you

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I have a feeling we would get along famously.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its a coal museum not an iron museum, dumbass.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Who said anything about needing wrinkleless clothes?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

omg this is so dangerous! they'll use up all the sun and then we'll lose it for good!1!

9 years ago | Likes 447 Dislikes 20

Global colding?!?1

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Ha ha. But Photovoltaic Solar panels like those are neither clean nor renewable.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Recyclable and renewable are not the same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

aND WINDMILLS USE OUR FINITE AMOUNT OF WIND111!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd say we could use wind power but then we'd use up all the wind

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Use up all the breathable air.

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Plus if it blows the opposite direction it will drain the power.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1/2 I know the joke. You can't use up the wind, but you actually can slow a d alter it enough to change the environment.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

2/2 There's a lot of planning that goes into placing a wind farm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Instructions unclear. Set my house on fire and built a windmill

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Windmill somehow powered by sun instead of wind

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Solar windmill is used to pump oil to a refinery

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Oil spill causes house fire, cycle begins anew

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Most museums preserve archaic things.

9 years ago | Likes 799 Dislikes 5

Hence the name: "Fossil" fuels

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a picture of UB north campus...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but if you visit the web site, it is obvious they care more about promotion than preservation.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

At this point, I'd rather be a slave to solar than oil or coal

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. But the irony comes from them promoting coal while not using it themselves. It'd be like the cafe at the vegan museum serving steak

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You really like that gif I see

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They're a very thankful individual.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER???

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The joke doesn't work out when they say individual, but imma upvote you anyways

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mean, coal is still the most energy dense fuel source we know off seconded to nuclear power. For industrial uses its fucking great for

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 19

energy production. With stuff like gas and other fossil fuels being only half of efficient compared to coal. It isn't archaic, because the

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 16

only pound per pound effective way to replace coal is nuclear power, which is stonewalled all the time because of like, 3 major problems.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

Of which, two were human related and the other was because the Soviet Union hates safety.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 12

I went to check this out and seems that's not even close to truth. Only wood is worse. http://energyeducation.ca/encyclopedia/Energy_density

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I just looked my numbers up and saw that it my numbers were like, Joules per liter or something gay like that. Cool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"you are fake news"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

nice meme bud.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This is the museum of clean coal, CLEAN coal. Really clean coal. Repeat after me.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Can you explain?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

President Trump is trying to resurrect the "clean coal" industry.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

How is coal supposed to be clean??

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????

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thatsthejoke.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The science behind it is, say clean a lot. Hoe no one ever checks.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's the mindfuckery. It isn't. It's slightly less filthy coal at best.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

yet we still pursue these archaic things as necessities for our survival.

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KY residents tend to prefer coal, since it has a large portion of jobs.

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