The name has nothing to do with genitals. I am a jerk for hire. Too polite to insult someone to their face? I'll do it for you. Too meek to tell the office gossip to shut the hell up and mind their own business? I got you. Got a kid who is a bit too old to still be believing in the Easter bunny/Santa/tooth fairy? Piss off. I'm an asshole, not a monster.