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Nov 5, 2020 10:23 AM
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HellaDere
Yo! Stop simplifying it for the idiots.
aneyeholeman
I have a contract construction job in downtown Detroit across from the TCF center this morning... It's gonna be interesting
dogboybastard
#allvotesmatter
tgeliot
LOL I was trying to read these as driving directions.
ineedtotalkaboutsomethings
Biden is projected to win Georgia. All us absentee voters are democrats. They’re still counting our votes.
CarlSagan333
1984's "Doublethink" - the acceptance of contrary opinions or beliefs at the same time, especially as a result of political indoctrination
dbs84mn
Thanks for simplifying everything for us
TanDumpLord
I gotchu
CoarseAndSalty
And failing that use your whateverwhateverconstitutionblahblah to shoot your fellow citizens.
redpandabanana
That’s the weirdest game of red light green light I’ve ever heard
bigboneded
For those who don't know, "Ken Tremendous" is Michael Schur. Mose from The Office, and the creator of Parks and Rec and The Good Place.
whatsareddit12
Right you are, Ken!
Navrodel
He's like that kid in a board game that sees his lucky steak end and tries to flip the table so the game ends while he's winning.
evilspyre
Didn't know steaks could be lucky, streaks on the other hand...
GhostofRoland
SecretAgentSuperBooger
xETM
The Presidential Whine
Drenathar
Squeal* of the President of the United States
FrolickingFrolicking
LITERALLY THREE people now on Supreme Court were part of the corrupt legal team that stole 2000 election Bush/Gore. THREE. That’s deliberate
gradeD
It's a small comfort at least that this election won't come down to the shit show that is Florida. Slightly less chance of shenans hopefully
LSUguy
Well at this point it's scary because I'm not nearly as optimistic as the pundits about GA and PA and Trump is making a comeback in AZ
SerenePrincess013
Nothing to say relating to your comment, but good luck to LSU in the future. ?
or0b0ur0s
Conservatives inherently believe that some people are "lesser" - always others, never themselves - so it's no big leap to get to >
or0b0ur0s
"their votes shouldn't count."
unmourned
Oh man. Your sooo on point. It's like a political party has been utterly disrespectful of the people they are trying to convince to vote for
takingupspace
Brett Kavanaugh is a fucking shit stain on the legacy of the SCOTUS.
shdon
Nah, he's just the yellow piss-stain. The brown shit-stain will be Amy Coney Barrett.
EmbedAndBreakfast
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING!? Sorry to shout but the fact that this election is close scares me. Supporting a lying, cheating, racist grifter?
EmbedAndBreakfast
Is willful ignorance or blind trust in their political party? The evidence is easily found. This guy is an a$$hole all day long.
EatPieLander
PA mail-in ballots arriving until Friday are valid as long as postmarked 03 NOV. And who knows how many DeJoy lost.
willzabend
Waiting for the trump supporter comments to have some fun.
clubracer
This isn’t Facebook
willzabend
Wow thanks. I wouldn't have noticed before you pointed it out
gradeD
Yeah like I thought the interface had changed a little but I wasn't sure
Scaramucci
lyrewyn
Perfect.
SlightlyAnnoyedDwarf
Fuckin yoink
8hourgamer
AZ where they can't decide if they loved John McCain or just his party.
KillingTlme
"His" party is dead. They just use the name Republican.
mogarth
I went from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Tacoma. Philadelphia. Atlanta. L.A.
mogarth
Norrrrrthern California where the girls are warm.
bigboneded
Whoa.
RisingPhoenix92
That Kavanaugh had to lie in an opinion to make his point shows he isnt qualified for the bench
gradeD
Anti-Democratic partisan hackery from Kavanaugh? Like, who could have imagined? Smh.........
penzick
Reference, please?
RisingPhoenix92
https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/523357-kavanaugh-corrects-opinion-following-vermont-officials-objection
penzick
Thank you. I'm not sure I agree he intentionally lied but basing an opinion on misinformation is equal evidence of being unqualified.
RisingPhoenix92
Sorry I follow Octopusseventwo so replies sometimes get lost in the notifications
ichoosenottorun
AZ is going red....demoralizing
gnargnar99
Trump lost AZ, GA, PA, and NV!! Lmao!!
kovski
Yeah, not sure why you got downvoted it's not red yet, but it still is demoralizing of how close it is
Chainhealer
I think Biden will hold on
Goodmerlinpeen
Not yet, and postal votes seldom turn out better for Republicans
FallingStar7669
Except in Arizona, where mail-in voting is much more common. It may skew Democrat, but by a lesser degree than, say, Pennsylvania.
Goodmerlinpeen
It would have to skew Republican though to counter the lead Biden already has.
gnargnar99
Imagine if Biden beat trump in Az and Ga, lol talk about demoralizing...
FallingStar7669
I'd take Georgia. A blue splotch in the Deep South would be insane.
clubracer
It’d be beautiful
jringo10163rd
I thought they said its blue..
Alphonsevaher
It is at the moment
Alphonsevaher
But if they are manually counting mail in ballots they will likely be blue votes.
ichoosenottorun
They did call it but maybe prematurely
jringo10163rd
Ok
Electr0swagnetism
I'm not sure a lot of Americans know what democracy is
sadurdaynight
No, they know a democracy is majority rules, but think theyre the majority and everyone else doesnt count. They want Iranian democracy.
removekarling
They just don't care at all - if their guy wins they like it, if their guy doesn't win then it's anti-American, anti-freedom, whatever
PianoMan2112
That same group think it’s the complete opposite of socialism.
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
Considering how many say, "we're not a dEmOcRaCy, we're a rEpUbLiC," and think that's some kind of GOTCHA!!, I agree completely.
SerenePrincess013
My parents are two of them that are fond of saying that. Any time I point out that I vote democrat bc I'm tired of getting cheated.
StuckInBetweeen
Do they have access to google or a dictionary? I'm sure the public library has books on basic political terms.
SerenePrincess013
Both of them have smartphones. One uses it just to read the news in his little echochamber. The other uses it to look at facebook.
KeepYourTangoAndYourFoxtrot
So, both of them look at news in their little echo chamber, then.
Cananybodyreallyreadlikethis
That is a valid point when discussing elections. Our constitution grants the right to choose the President to the States not to the people
Cananybodyreallyreadlikethis
We use a democratic system to determine how our electors should vote. We use to choose senators through electors as well but that was
Cananybodyreallyreadlikethis
Amended to a popular vote.
PoliticalWanderer
Trump supporters: Every vote legally cast should be counted. Also Trump supporters: Only votes cast for Trump are legal.
8hourgamer
Sounds a lot like Russia
itsjustplaid
And this is basically it. Other people want a person who isn't Trump, NOT FAAAAAIIIIIIRRRR
analnipple666
His supporters don't realize it because they'd need >2 brain cells to do so, but they actually hate democracy.
Hammsammiches
They are upset because poll watchers are being kicked out during the counting process.
Askingforafriend37
I read an article saying this happened in Nevada cause the poll watchers were breaking federal law. I’m not upset they’re being kicked out.
Nyuknyuk
Are they? I was under the impression Trump is complaining there isn't enough poll watchers... even though they legally meet the requirements
Nyuknyuk
Chiefly: must be certified, 1 Dem and 1 Rep per counting station, and cannot interact with counting officials.
witheredspoon
"Poll watchers"
Shinycapn
By security For inappropriate behavior
Hammsammiches
If they are kicked out then they need to be replaced before counting can continue. No matter the party nobody should be able to cheat.
Shinycapn
I tend to agree. Though I don’t think cheating is happening. But yes, a reasonable R poll watcher would be ? for all involved
jonnyb23
Or just stream it. I mean.... we do have the technology now?????
Aeonika
I guess cameras are still a hard concept to grasp
SmugandFurry
Poll watchers acting inappropriately doesn't indicate "cheating" by the poll workers.
Hammsammiches
If there is no watcher then the workers can count whatever votes whatever way they want. There should be accountability.
glamdring1
Where? I saw where they weren't letting more people in in Detroit because both sides were at cap, but I haven't heard about ejections.
Hammsammiches
From what I heard it was removed and then visually blocked the counting process with cardboard
josieexplosion
That was in Detroit where Trump voters showed up and started banging on windows to stop the votes being counted. Then the cardboard went up.
josieexplosion
https://youtu.be/gcPF4sqh8-U
datCookieGuy
EVERY vote should be counted, period. NA and AZ are currently concerning but PA and GA are looking good. Hoping for a Blue flip on those two
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
If PA and GA flip, Biden will have won 306, just like Trump did against Hillary. Neat.
eh025989
I think the author is being sarcastic, every legitimate vote should be counted
AbedwouldifheCould
Nevada will vote blue- last remaining counts are in dem strongholds. Same with Arizona. Seems unlikely drumpf would take McCain land
removekarling
PA is a guaranteed flip at this point. Nevada is most likely good as it's still Vegas votes that need counting, primarily.
gradeD
I hope you're correct!
andwings2go
NV is just waiting on mail ins to arrive, most likely Biden votes
mop82
We have until January, what's the fucking rush?
LordOfAllImgur
We’re tired.
holdonwhileioverthinkthis
NV and AZ are leaning blue. What is concerning is PA and GA which are still too close go call. But yes- every vote should be counted.
removekarling
PA isn't concerning at all, Biden's got it easy, most likely by 100,000+ votes.
FallingStar7669
That's the prediction, but we're not there yet, and Trump and his cult are doing everything they can to stop it.
datCookieGuy
If NV and AZ stay Blue, PA and GA are irrelevant. But if one flips, Biden will need either GA or PA to keep the win
bingotown
Agreed, but it would be nice if PA or GA would go blue just so it's not a one-point win.
unrealisticxpectations
I thought az was called and is in favor of biden?
JPRiddles
It seems the associated press have called it. Its about 88% I think.
unrealisticxpectations
Ah, thanks.
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
If PA does flip, it’s over
FallingStar7669
Unless there is the very unlikely scenario in which both Nevada and Arizona flip. I don't see that happening, but... fat lady, and all.
gaaaaalavant
If Biden wins Pennsylvania he'll have 273 points. Nevada and Arizona wouldn't matter anymore.
StarmineRendezvous
He already has 264 votes. If he wins PA, he should have 284 no?
finnsto
253, at the moment. And even that isn't certified. Pennsylvania has rules that mean it will be a week before certification.
gaaaaalavant
264 is assuming he wins Arizona. Some people think AZ was called too early and could still go to Trump. Probably not, but it's possible.
iHaveATheoreticalDegreeinPhysics
NA?
butttunnle
The great state of salt
Armored0Titan0
Pretty sure that was a mistype on NV.
datCookieGuy
Correct. Apologies
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
Sodium. You guys like sodium jokes or Na?
oprahslovechild
Hahaha.... I’ve been playing a lot of No Mans Sky and I’m always looking for the Na.
bellyfullofbees
FallingStar7669
Pretty sure that's the state Springfield is in.
GarytheGrammarCactus
CitizenClam
North Africa. Morocco is the 51st state.
SitDownAndStudy
datCookieGuy
A mistype, my apologies. Was meant to be NV
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Oh, you mean North Arizona. Gotcha.
jesting
He meant NAHvada, but that's just his regional accent.
Shmeadicus
North America. And I agree, it's very concerning.
ShutTheFrontDoors
Hey leave Canada out of this one. We def have our issues but your election is not our fault! I think Mexico would concur.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
Hey! If one of us has a problem, we all have a problem!
CatchHerInThePie
Crabs
IAmTheEarlyEvening
That is historically what America does with its problems...that's why your election matters to the world. Can't keep your shit at home.
bobtheaxolotl
Well, kind of. We've certainly become a problem for them. It's kind of like sitting between two people on a plane and shitting your pants.
FuzzyCheddar
AZ tallies are coming from Biden counties next. Pima votes are on the agenda today and we will see a blue surge there
TooMuchDad
They’re still coming in from Maricopa too, which is considerably less blue. I’m concerned but still hopeful
datCookieGuy
I certainly hope you're right my dude. It's still far too close to call anything. Either candidate could win it
Thneitis
Which makes me sad
soviergn
Az was gone a day ago, there's a reason even fox called it
TemetNosce000
1.1 million votes left to count in PA most from Biden territory. The difference right now is 200k.
MercerSkye
The way AP has it, unless there's a surprise upset from Nevada, Trump can't make 270, tie would be his best bet
dyxj
Tie? No. A tie goes to Trump, because a tie goes to the House, but each State only gets one vote. There are physically more red states.
MercerSkye
So, his best bet is a tie...because anything else is him losing. Nevada is the real focus here. It cannot flip if PA, NC or GA don't go blue
FuzzyCheddar
PA has a good chance at a swing, GA is unlikely but I would like it. AZ is looking like it’s got more blue votes to count than anything else
FuzzyCheddar
Also, NV has been blue a significant amount over the years, it being different is unlikely, but we will know at noon today
Duttles
Its an hour past noon here I WANT TO KNOOOOOW
kaitekarue
Ga is less than half a point difference, and they are tallying mail ins. Which show a strong trend towards Biden. We may get it AND 1/2
kaitekarue
The senate if the data is correct coming out of there.
DontLookAtMeInThatToneOfVoicee
I read on BBC news that PA are counting roughly 9 votes for Biden per 1 vote for Trump on mail ins
AbedwouldifheCould
Ooooo stop my nips can only get so hard
SassySailor
This is scary because his new court could rule that way
harambedaycare
This.
sadurdaynight
SCOTUS has no power right now. They help decide indecisive things, like hanging chads, not just simple counting that hasnt finished yet.
penzick
They've already begun: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/supreme-court-justice-kagan-dissent-wisconsin-election_n_5f976ea7c5b646c70e9bbcd0
gradeD
Those sick fucks
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
3 of Supreme Court justices are Trump judges.
Blacktusk
3 of them assisted Bush in Bush vs Gore.
TemetNosce000
6 out of 9 of them are Rs
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
Nice.
RainDancer21
Neat to assume some Rs don't want this guy gone as well though
RainDancer21
Plus, in technicality once they're elected it isn't like he can fire them, they'd have to be impeached by votes
TemetNosce000
Or pack the court like the Rs have been doing to lower courts for the last 4 years.
ashavas
How is that not at all bias?!
sordatos
Because they're not officially from any party
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
But a corrupt president handpicked clearly unqualified and unstable individuals so...
FitzFarseer
Because justices very rarely vote along party lines. If there’s an R bias you’d think they’d all vote together but it doesn’t happen
Keredar
In theory, they set their bias aside during the deliberations. In normal reality, the judges represent American biases, but toned down(1/2)
Keredar
Currently, 5/9 judges were appointed by a president who was elected after losing the popular vote, so... (2/2)
Keredar
3 of 9 worked on Bush v. Gore.
gradeD
867-5309 Jenny.
Leithoa
I got it!