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Aug 25, 2016 1:26 AM
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
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PoisonWasTheCure
More puppy pix please
asukara
Give yourself and that dog hugs for me too
rexzeer
Dogs are the best people.
broncos80girl
Please find someone to talk too - I'll talk of you want. And you stick around for that beautiful puppy!!
Sionas
I think you should still see someone. It's good to get these feelings out.
SpaceBatForever
Aw! He loves you! And we love you too!
teamturtlebear
Sometimes it's just one thing that would not be better off without you. Depression causes some f'ed up logic. The world is better with you.
sadn00b
Bear... Hug?
Fumbledpersonality
With a username like that, you can't be sad. I won't allow it.
TheSkeletonWar
I was doing fine until I noticed the missing part of my life, which is your dog. Thanks a lot OP you ass. Jk.
toastercharles
What a fucko you got there!
zap3125
Dogs are great.
Xenocide18
I.. have a cat
TacoTacoTacoWasAlreadyTaken
Here for you and him homie, look up
napu89
I think of my toddler niece. And how I don't want my sister to have to explain where I went to someone so innocent. Keeps me going
Auroreorous
I know those feels <3
jarvys
That's my cat for me. I can relate. Feel free to message a stranger (me) if it gets tough.
Thoraxe123
Hug him hard for me @OP I lost my cat this week :'(
crankyoldgeezer
Please reach out & get help. And give your buddy a hug too from us.
RabbiRothschildren
Yes and remember even Tony Soprano had weekly therapy
FlyingCat12
HE'S SO HANDSOME!
meinkramp
Is your dog Australian?
pantsbazooka
The anticipation was rising at "fell to your knees" and while the let down was gentle I remain disappointed. Glad you aren't dead.
littlebitbatty
It's the hardest fight to stay alive when you are in such pain. Hang in there and hold onto any reason to live.
kafkaesce
@OP I can't tell you how much I relate, I could write paragraphs about it, please pm me if you're ever in distress, I did the same thing (1)
kafkaesce
My roommates dog got me through some dark times, I still think about her when I get to those places, life is worth it, you gotta believe (3)
kafkaesce
(3) it, and that people are out there and that you're not alone, and that there is nothing wrong with reaching out... Rant over.
DoubleTypicalChazz
I was just thinking the exact same thing about my dog. Luna Bug is currently snuggled up in a ball next to me on the bed. Love that pup.
thatcrazyasian
Hey, OP. Hugs from way over here for you and your little pal.
Ijkay15
I'm giving this a +1 because you love your dog, but please get some help, or at least reach out to someone to talk.
mercmech
Me too bud. I estimated I'd suicide in less than five years once I got out of the Marines. Here I am going on nine. Thanks pupper.
IsleOfFlightlessBirds
Thank you for your service.
Bortus
Sounds like your life expectancy is the same as your dogs. If you're not cool with that, you should probably speak to someone.
unapologetic05
Stay strong. Love to you ????
JaredKidd
Chopping onions
IKnowItWasNotDeleted
If you ever think about killing yourself, just remember that your pet won't know why you didn't come home.
Hentaimannen
So people with allergies should just kill themselves? :P
CaptainMalcolmReynoldsIsWhatINamedMyDog
Now I'm crying at work thinking of my poor pup waiting for me
OfficialExpert
Yeah, my apartment complex doesn't allow pets, so ha
whatspaulplayingtoday
I'm not crying. But damn did that hit me.
SilverLullabies
This always breaks my heart. I went off to college and while I was there my dog died. It hurts knowing he didnt know where I was at the end.
JennaLS
...goddamn
Manieman
Leaet he can eat my body to stay alive till someon finds me
jayefrost
My 2 cats get me up and to work and back. It's fine if I don't eat, but they are always full and happy.
Ant4N
Not unless your pet hates you. *im lookin at you mini hitler*
fhatnutz
Crying now ty
peuxcequeveuxpax
That truly is beautiful, except mine is 13yo so that won't work for much longer...
peuxcequeveuxpax
And also, when she dies, it'll almost kill me. I don't have many other close relationships and I cant imagine my barren life w/o her.
Karabou11
Thanks for making me tear up at work.
GreenFingeredGamer
I don't have pets. But I've never even contemplated suicide yet. Maybe I should get a dog just incase!
Conejito
But then, neither will anyone else.
Shelest
I don't have any pets, CHECKMATE MUTHUFUCKAS
zoomball
Holy shit. That may legit save someone's life.
IKnowItWasNotDeleted
I hope it does!
YellowBastard
Yes, OP. Hang in there <3
chickfrompennsylvania
thank you for saying that
IKnowItWasNotDeleted
Your welcome! It gets better!
usersubstolemyvirginity
Stop depressing the shit out of me dude
blu3carp3t
Ahh ya killed me
personsofinterest
be considerate to your pets by killing yourself in front of them
BitchButcher
So you say you first have to give your pet into a shelter?
IKnowItWasNotDeleted
But then they won't know why you put them in a cage in a strange place with strange people.
ninoteko
This is tough. My Shakira once saved my life. I was leaving ready to hurt myself. She blocked the door and stared with sad eyes. She knew.
Turkulainen
She was the ultimate good girl.
admiralawesome4213
My dog is dead though... I don't think she knows anything anymore
Tjally
As someone who was depressed and super allergic - I would have gladly suffered eternal mucus and itches for a pet.
IKnowItWasNotDeleted
You better go get you a puppy then!
Tjally
Haha, my family is terrified of dogs, but I am getting pet rats to make up for it. Super excited!
VigorousWhale
I lost my bud back in February. It still hurts sometimes.
Intelletc
Or where it's food is at
GandalfTheTartan
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ProfessorFlora
,,,I know how this is supposed to be but my brain is just like, ah, another reason not to get a pet.
dugster
Unless you're already home, then he'll feast on your corpse.
ZachPutland
So if your pet dies, you should go ahead and kill yourself? Not sure I follow your logic
Dahliaisahedgehog
That and who will take care of the pup? They need someone.
Crumblebum
What if I am home and my pet is sitting on my lap while I turn on the nitrogen to fill my exit bag
breezybriv
"To fill my exit bag..." I like you.
LoveTheShiningWire
Then you are selfish.
Thiccups
My ferrets are the only thing keeping me alive for the last year. I can't bear the what might happen to them and their confusion.
TheWayADrillWorks
Upvote for catsnakes. Want to talk about it?
PMmeForWackyTicTacs
We demand pics!
Sirrussel5
Our 18 year old dog just died the other week. After dad died, he'd always go to the door when he heard a motorcycle, thinking it was him...
zomgihaveanacctnow
Thank you
IKnowItWasNotDeleted
Your welcome!
hillbillybarbie
Oh wow that hit me hard & now I'm crying. I love my pups so much
ShutUpImWorking
i'm not crying ... you're crying..
MostarPekarna
Kids would be more meaningful, and won't die in seven years.
Titan242
Do you even understand how much more work money and effort it would take to raise a kid? Some people would prefer dogs to kids by a longshot
anon311919
Oh you're having mental issues? Have kids and give them to them!
DankMimesRUs
That's just like...your opinion, man.
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Sirowen
*downvoting
azabethsiege
Because not everyone wants kids and can find pets just as meaningful.
Kurohitsugi5833
Watch the movie about Hatchi...
GoldAndGreenForests
TT_________TT
hardboiledfrog
...but for the love of god, make sure you have an entire box of tissue on hand first.
Kurohitsugi5833
Yeah T-T
GlowGreen
I'm busy watching "movies" about Hitachi
an3k
I think it's called Hatchiko. Hatchi is German for "Bless you"
Shuruia
Hachiko*. The movie is based on the story of the real life Japanese dog. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachik%C5%8D
Wurstinator
Hachi is the short form for Hachiko.
ThouHastNoPizza
Is that the one where the dog waits by the train?
Pandabear71
Yes it is
jweenypwee
If you do it at home and don't tell anybody, your pet will start eating you. There's also that.
Lazzarwolf
Just the sweet meats.
TheGunslingerFollowed
Sometimes they don't even wait until you're dead
LillyVixen
At least a dog waits like 2 weeks. A cat eats you like 30 minutes after you're dead
TheReturnedLordLucifer
If you've already fed her.
MetzgrlSailor
My cat bites me all the time now just to check
sourorphan2112
Then we become in death what were in life: a provider of noms.
ohnonotthisagain
Good, I don't want to imagine myself decomposing and by then I might go bad and she could get sick :-/
StarsInTheGloom
My cat doesn't even wait for that. He chews my feet while I'm sitting on the couch!
Berem
My cat tries that shit every time I sleep. Lil bite on the nose like 'u ded yet?'
Feuillemort
Yeah, my cat does the same shit.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Waste not want not
lekimdraw
Hell, they dont wait for you to die first.
zerofivetwo
A family friend once went to check on his Dad and he had heart attack and died in the living room and the cats started to eat his face.
Lazzarwolf
Cats always go for the sweet meats
CrocodileTears19
Some dogs will straight up lie next to you and starve rather than eat you. Don't let your dog die slowly.
ThatEdward
Ever read the story of a dog that visits it's master's grave? Or the one waiting for the train to bring his owner home, not knowing he died
ThatEdward
Great, I made myself sad. Gods damned dogs
TheReturnedLordLucifer
My fucking cat didn't even wait until they'd revived me with CPR.
DoctorOwly
I want to hear this story
TheFailMaster
i second this
TheReturnedLordLucifer
Oh, I made it up as a joke, but I could make the story? It's how I lost 100grams lying down.
TheReturnedLordLucifer
[1] I was swimming in my pool, and started to drown. My cat jumped in before my mate rescued me and she started eating my thigh.
Jipijur
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TheReturnedLordLucifer
[1] I was swimming in my pool, and started to drown. My cat jumped in before my mate rescued me and she started eating my thigh.
TheReturnedLordLucifer
[2] My mate gave me CPR without noticing, and by the time I revived, she'd eaten 100g of thigh, then head booped me, and sauntered off.