A for effort.
D*ump
Grow a pair... of anything.
When you fixed the internet.
Emergency Eye Wash Station. Keep area clear. Emergencia estacionde lavarselos ojos. Mantengase libre esta area. In case of chemi
Browsing FP on July 29th.
*SAXING INTENSIFIES*
mY DAD SAID i CAN SELL THE POOP TUBE.
Feminine Pizza Bag.
MRW I spot my amigo Jorge and try to get his attention but hold the first syllable too long.
GIGGLE GIGGLE POINT POINT
Standing broom likes to stand.
Don't want to be called a rapist?
"ILLUSION
Have a Valentines day.
When my upstairs neighbor asks for a mousetrap.
When you are dootin' in the doot room.
MRW I remember I don't know how to play craps.
MRW I win the presidential election.
PokemonGo-luteusMaximus
Searching LNI for the first time.
OOOP OOOP
No.
Your what?
When I shoot a longtime family friend.
What is relevant about July 29th?
When I find my favorite mug hiding behind the colander.
"Won't scan? Must be free today!"
Honey do for me!
Happy Pizza day.
When they come for me.
When someone talks about Recess.
Pika Pii
RIP Dave Mirra
It's not a bowl...