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#tall #giant #cool #mildly_interesting #mildly_amusing #weird_shit #gif
Jul 23, 2022 5:27 PM
mfrybeasley
137661
1838
35
#tall #giant #cool #mildly_interesting #mildly_amusing #weird_shit #gif
PixelSprite64
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
If you aren't a 6'+ female, don't apply.
ShiftyBat
A Skee-Lo reference in This day and age? Still gonna upvote.
Shineupordown
Dude the bar is right in front of you , you can grab horizontal
Lovingimpaler
Is the big woman still here?
AngleSimi
This is so sweet
DaffydeDick
Me thinks she likes him.
SkutFarkas
I wish I had a girl, and a phone, I would call her!
spaceboyardee
ILDL
Song is a classic imo. Consistently fun to listen to over the years.
LNIwemissyou
Did they both forgot their bus-pants?
dirtmarker
Nose to noes his toes are in it. Toes to toes his nose is in it. Could be worse.
WalksWithNoFear
It's not the size it's how you use it
cryborg
Yekaterina Lisina, Guinness world record tallest pro model of any gender. 6'9", 206 cm. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yekaterina_Lisina
jenhiMlemBaron
I think she's in the Cowboys Don't Cry video by Oliver Tree
BeachsideBarghest
Nice
NervAssEva
Yep! Not the best quality video but that’s def Yekaterina.
hognosedgrowler
Girls are hot …small tall with a schmeer of baby oil
Sexxxy7
Wish I was a baller, wish I had a girl wit a crib I would call her...
Topherchris92
There are multiple empty seats on that bus
burnsep
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat… And definitelya six four Impala
RawfishFood
You get that snu-snu short king.
MoBullieMom
Speaking as a 6’ woman w/an early growth spurt, I used to date ONLY short men - in college I’d toss’em over my shoulder & take’em home ;-D
dinosaurzoologist
I'm as tall as my husband and when I wear heels and he shaves his face I look like his chaperone :)
zenoshogun
BeachsideBarghest
bassaro
Tormund approves your strategy
Brmn8r
She would make short work of him
bigdix69420
Would
Hawkhead
Wouldn’t we all…..
LucidPariah
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
?
Vesorias
That look she gives him at the end . . . now I want to mildly irritate her to get the same treatment
JustAddMud
Or grab the hanging leather loop just to his right but do it for the gram though.
Bonemamma
or sit in the clearly vacant seats
isetprettygirlsonfire
But that's why he has a tall gf now and you're posting comments on the internet.
Herebychoice
I'd go up on her
Ekibwurm
there's a bar in front of his face.....
LarvaLamp
Jayboots
How short is he tho, to not reach the bar.
CerisCinderwolf
He's not- he hadn't stepped up the single stair to the raised portion she stands on, also reaching for the bar rather than rubber handle 1/2
CerisCinderwolf
intended for the lower-level passengers. 2/2
ratfaceddog
So short he can’t reach the bar.
LtColThorin
RaynWisp
Damn... that checks out
woozle
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
jfitz
I can’t hear this without the opening to Cannonball because of that damn 2manyDjs mashup
francescajackson2000
Call her what?
PapaUbu
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
DukeDarkwood
That's what the last part was?
JSNhova
I wish I was like 6'9" so i could get with Leoshee cuz she don't me but yo she's really fine.
PapaUbu
You know I see her all the time, everywhere I go
And even in my dreams, I can scheme of ways to make her mine
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
TheGriffin
She-Ra?
nipaxon
Snu-Snu?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
whooshy
From my dating history I have this hypothesis that the taller a woman is the less crazy they are.
Salpinus
Eeeh, ex wS 6'2", and very controlling/manipulative?
whooshy
im glad she is your ex. hopefully, she changed.
Salpinus
Same! Although I have some strong doubts she's done ?
freckledkink
Nah, we just have more places to hide it
pecanyourpiehole
Nope. Their crazy just moves a little slower.
Whowhywhatwhere
Crazy knows no bounds.
Simusar
Plot twist, everyone is crazy, you just need to find someone with the right kind of crazy to go with yours
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
When does it cap out to nit crazy. Just curious cuz it isn't 6' 4"
ArgJargon
Same amount of crazy, the pressure just builds up in the smaller containers.
Flyingwigs
My wife is under 5ft, shes more sane than I am.
whooshy
I just imagined you are both Tasmanian devils from the Looney Tune cartoons
circlebreaker
Yeah, of course. The extra volume helps to even it out.
northsouthly
My ex-wife was 6 ft of pure crazy. Literally had to be locked up
timmargh
I don't choose this guy's wife.
LouisArmstrongsLeftFoot
I do
DaMummy
Similar thing applies to guys. And dogs. Fuck chihuahuas.
pixelsnader
I'd rather not, thank you.
BeeAtPeace
https://satwcomic.com/bio-alarm
hypogi
As the human equivalent of a Chihuahua, SAYTHATSHITTOMYFACEYOUCOCKSUCKINPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKERILLKICKYOURASSFROMHERETOCINCODEMAYOPENDEJO
RatBits
FriskyDing0
This dating advice went in a direction I wasn't expecting
whooshy
Tall girls might not be as crazy to Fuck Chihuahuas!!!! I love the human mind
Brrrrrrrt
I guess I've been unfortunate enough to get the outliers lol
isetprettygirlsonfire
Same here, I've had the opposite experience. I'm not confident in his sample size.
Driftcat23
I'm 5'9 on a good day. Dated a woman who was 6'1 and married a woman who is 6'. Neither were crazy at all. Both are very level headed. 1/²
Driftcat23
Small sample size but follows trend. Dated two girls under 5'5 they were the crazies.
NotLuckyDucky
Am short can vouch am crazy
isetprettygirlsonfire
Since you think height rules mentality, I can safely assume you have short man's syndrome and are an insufferable asshole?
Driftcat23
It so obviously does not but I guess my comment on tiny sample size did not make that clear. I'm an insufferable asshole but that's not why.