Mar 26, 2017 3:13 PM
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MaximilianSteele
flaccidhope
Arhangelus
windexo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_2015_Paris_attacks Because that coulkdn't happen anywhere else right?
frosty147
Remember when the son of two Afghan immigrants became radicalized and murdered 50 gay people?
KimchiQueen
I don't usually like Terrible Tigers but this is gold
elBajoNegro
They tried to accuse me of the same because I am from Saudi Arabia. Ha! I laughed so hard my bombs almost fell out of my pocket.
TheEntireScottishNavy
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/776/656/757.jpg
drunkencatmum
Take my upvote you funny bastard
theoriginal7
xcnightflyer8
DoctorDumpster
ahhh I remember my first mass shooting.
ginoraa
Ho-ho-holy shit. #savage
AnotherBadArtist
have you considered purchasing an armory to fit in?
DanceFiendStrapS
Oooohhhhhh shots fired!!!!!!
WilliamByrd76
Hey - fuck you, man.
lawideas
The last time Americans didn't worry about immigrants, the immigrants killed everyone and took over the whole continent.
Alfadorfox
Now that's what I call savage.
dysiode
No, that's the red man, you're thinking of sausage
tiarali
But still I cannot see, that the savage one is me. How can there be so much that you don't know?
Scorchedurth
Hey, better than a bombing. More personal and hands on...
AngryGroundhog
How you know it's racism: conservatives aren't calling for a complete & total shutdown of white boys entering schools & theaters.
The same shooting, w/ same casualties, but with someone shouting "Allah Akbar" instead of, I dunno, "Wu-Tang!" wld get v different reactions
Still waiting for the U.S. President to publicly acknowledge a caucasian fan of his who walked into a Canadian mosque & killed 6 Muslims.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
"Immigrants ruined America." - Natives
Flyndaran
Which natives, though? There were at least three main waves of immigration pre-columbian era.
All
And the American megafauna too.
Cpink123
Fucking copycats.
groveldog
I'm just deleting my guns/freedom post. It's not going to end well, just like all those fucking guns.
piggzonline
Nice joke Frankie!
ILikePunsMoreOrLessThanYouDo
Man, someone turn a lamp on our something. It just got real dark, real fast.
MonsterWithTentacles
Someone did. They shone a lamp on your self.
. . . That makes no sense
DarthSedition
The implication they were making was that the joke was a spotlight on your soul and the way you think
CJ47
So did the victims vision
Well yeah, it's hard to see with six feet of dirt covering your eyes.
Look. The dirt was to get them to stop screaming okay!
killbot9566
See I love this sort stuff dark humour you know you shouldn't laugh at and yet we do
WhistlePig
Rimasticus
I laughed so hard I almost set off my vest.
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
That joke was darker than the inferior race.
Xevtes
joke so dark, it's ripping matter apart at an atomic level
AhsanXI
Joke so dark, you don't even see it coming.
Fluffycorn
easy there bugga. you dont want to detonate your explosives storage !
thedarksideoftheforce
Joke so dark it ran out on the kids
link117318
Compendyum
Grenades almost fell off my turban.
IIIHalezIII
joke so dark, ol' girl wants more..
iamjacksflatulence
1000th
sasaroo
Thanks for reminding me not to laugh too hard. I too almost set my ve
Johnbarelykorn
Happy Ramadan motherfucker.
Happy Ramitin yo you.
MrRauchPotato
Joke is so dark it tired to sell me its mixtape
amiworthyofbeingagramarnazi
*tried. FUCK YOU, JAMAL, IS THIS WHY I SENT YOU TO SCHOOL?!
FUCK! I even read it over twice!
secretoaster
joke so dark, it stole a car.
DartTarget13
how many people did they run over with it?
FosterFox
DAAYYUUMMM
fuckallimgurusers
joke so white, it's racist
Kemyo
I giggled
DasPenetrator
Joke so dark the cops shot it 12 times in the back
TheNax
Joke so Dark it can't swim
Ash0lay
O FUCK
Ebonkrowne
And called it suicide.
urgotobekiddingme
"Warning shots"
catsobviously
therealVexed
why does that man have a black beard. weirdo
luketreefreebean
and sprinkled some coke on them.
And filled their record with crimes and felonies.
coombez1978
You know what would solve that right? More guns!!! It's the answer to everything.
Trollhydra
WE NEED GUNS TO PROTECT OUR SCHOOLS FROM BEARS YOU LIBTARD
Give the kids guns! I'm taking about arming every mother fucker. But not the mentally ill, whoever they are, or Mexicans.
HopefullyMadeYouThinkCritically
Well, we can arm the mentally ill now, so there's that.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
WE NEED BEARS TO PROTECT OUR FORESTS FROM FIRES YOU DINGLEBERRY
MosesJackson
But we need fires to protect our guns from immigrant bears named Forrest.
But smokey told me only I can prevent forest fires.
You can prevent them. But you slack off sometimes and let some happen. It's up to the bears to put them out.
RigorMortisBaby
That's cuz smokey is a lazy shit who doesn't want to be held accountable for his lack of action
thesmelge
Well you've done a bang up fucking job then haven't you, Mr "billions of acres of smouldering destruction".
I'm sorry i tried my best! I TRIED!
JasonD
Uh, San Bernardino 2015?
KeeleonOhms
(shh, just let them have their ignorant laugh at baseless stereotypes)
...What?
Mass shootings are in no way an "American" thing. Every country has crazy people, and the ones that happen America are statistically
Insignificant. Of course the media isnt really intersted in talking about the 320 million citizens that DONT commit atrocities are they.
Statistically insignificant? That's relevant. Compared to other countries? It's far from insignificant.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26822013
MaximilianSteele
flaccidhope
Arhangelus
windexo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_2015_Paris_attacks Because that coulkdn't happen anywhere else right?
frosty147
Remember when the son of two Afghan immigrants became radicalized and murdered 50 gay people?
KimchiQueen
I don't usually like Terrible Tigers but this is gold
elBajoNegro
They tried to accuse me of the same because I am from Saudi Arabia. Ha! I laughed so hard my bombs almost fell out of my pocket.
TheEntireScottishNavy
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/776/656/757.jpg
drunkencatmum
Take my upvote you funny bastard
theoriginal7
xcnightflyer8
DoctorDumpster
ahhh I remember my first mass shooting.
ginoraa
Ho-ho-holy shit. #savage
AnotherBadArtist
have you considered purchasing an armory to fit in?
DanceFiendStrapS
Oooohhhhhh shots fired!!!!!!
WilliamByrd76
Hey - fuck you, man.
lawideas
The last time Americans didn't worry about immigrants, the immigrants killed everyone and took over the whole continent.
Alfadorfox
Now that's what I call savage.
dysiode
No, that's the red man, you're thinking of sausage
tiarali
But still I cannot see, that the savage one is me. How can there be so much that you don't know?
Scorchedurth
Hey, better than a bombing. More personal and hands on...
AngryGroundhog
How you know it's racism: conservatives aren't calling for a complete & total shutdown of white boys entering schools & theaters.
flaccidhope
The same shooting, w/ same casualties, but with someone shouting "Allah Akbar" instead of, I dunno, "Wu-Tang!" wld get v different reactions
AngryGroundhog
Still waiting for the U.S. President to publicly acknowledge a caucasian fan of his who walked into a Canadian mosque & killed 6 Muslims.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
"Immigrants ruined America." - Natives
Flyndaran
Which natives, though? There were at least three main waves of immigration pre-columbian era.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
All
Flyndaran
And the American megafauna too.
Cpink123
Fucking copycats.
groveldog
I'm just deleting my guns/freedom post. It's not going to end well, just like all those fucking guns.
piggzonline
Nice joke Frankie!
ILikePunsMoreOrLessThanYouDo
Man, someone turn a lamp on our something. It just got real dark, real fast.
MonsterWithTentacles
Someone did. They shone a lamp on your self.
ILikePunsMoreOrLessThanYouDo
. . . That makes no sense
DarthSedition
The implication they were making was that the joke was a spotlight on your soul and the way you think
CJ47
So did the victims vision
ILikePunsMoreOrLessThanYouDo
Well yeah, it's hard to see with six feet of dirt covering your eyes.
CJ47
Look. The dirt was to get them to stop screaming okay!
killbot9566
See I love this sort stuff dark humour you know you shouldn't laugh at and yet we do
WhistlePig
Rimasticus
I laughed so hard I almost set off my vest.
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
That joke was darker than the inferior race.
Xevtes
joke so dark, it's ripping matter apart at an atomic level
AhsanXI
Joke so dark, you don't even see it coming.
Fluffycorn
easy there bugga. you dont want to detonate your explosives storage !
thedarksideoftheforce
Joke so dark it ran out on the kids
link117318
Compendyum
Grenades almost fell off my turban.
IIIHalezIII
joke so dark, ol' girl wants more..
IIIHalezIII
iamjacksflatulence
1000th
sasaroo
Thanks for reminding me not to laugh too hard. I too almost set my ve
Johnbarelykorn
Happy Ramadan motherfucker.
Rimasticus
Happy Ramitin yo you.
MrRauchPotato
Joke is so dark it tired to sell me its mixtape
amiworthyofbeingagramarnazi
*tried. FUCK YOU, JAMAL, IS THIS WHY I SENT YOU TO SCHOOL?!
MrRauchPotato
FUCK! I even read it over twice!
secretoaster
joke so dark, it stole a car.
DartTarget13
how many people did they run over with it?
FosterFox
DAAYYUUMMM
fuckallimgurusers
joke so white, it's racist
Kemyo
I giggled
DasPenetrator
Joke so dark the cops shot it 12 times in the back
TheNax
Joke so Dark it can't swim
Ash0lay
O FUCK
Ebonkrowne
And called it suicide.
urgotobekiddingme
"Warning shots"
catsobviously
therealVexed
why does that man have a black beard. weirdo
luketreefreebean
and sprinkled some coke on them.
Compendyum
And filled their record with crimes and felonies.
coombez1978
You know what would solve that right? More guns!!! It's the answer to everything.
Trollhydra
WE NEED GUNS TO PROTECT OUR SCHOOLS FROM BEARS YOU LIBTARD
coombez1978
Give the kids guns! I'm taking about arming every mother fucker. But not the mentally ill, whoever they are, or Mexicans.
HopefullyMadeYouThinkCritically
Well, we can arm the mentally ill now, so there's that.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
WE NEED BEARS TO PROTECT OUR FORESTS FROM FIRES YOU DINGLEBERRY
MosesJackson
But we need fires to protect our guns from immigrant bears named Forrest.
Trollhydra
But smokey told me only I can prevent forest fires.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
You can prevent them. But you slack off sometimes and let some happen. It's up to the bears to put them out.
RigorMortisBaby
That's cuz smokey is a lazy shit who doesn't want to be held accountable for his lack of action
thesmelge
Well you've done a bang up fucking job then haven't you, Mr "billions of acres of smouldering destruction".
Trollhydra
I'm sorry i tried my best! I TRIED!
JasonD
Uh, San Bernardino 2015?
KeeleonOhms
(shh, just let them have their ignorant laugh at baseless stereotypes)
HopefullyMadeYouThinkCritically
...What?
KeeleonOhms
Mass shootings are in no way an "American" thing. Every country has crazy people, and the ones that happen America are statistically
KeeleonOhms
Insignificant. Of course the media isnt really intersted in talking about the 320 million citizens that DONT commit atrocities are they.
HopefullyMadeYouThinkCritically
Statistically insignificant? That's relevant. Compared to other countries? It's far from insignificant.
HopefullyMadeYouThinkCritically
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26822013