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10986 pts ยท June 6, 2016


Archaeologist, Art. FAQ: 1. So you dig up dinosaurs? No. There is 62 millions years of dirt between what I dig up and the last dinosaur. Would I complain if I found a dinosaur? No. But it isn't my area. I dig up human artifacts. 2. Haha like Indiana Jo-- No. He's a bad archaeologist. But he is the best action hero of all time. 3. What's the coolest thing you ever found? Nothing. Every time I dig a hole and I find nothing, it's the best hole I've ever dug. No artifact means less paperwork. 4. Have you ever been to Egypt or El Dorado? No. I excavate American Indian and historic sites on the East Coast. 5. Did aliens build the pyramids? The design of pyramids is just a good way of putting rocks on top of one another without having them fall down. And actually (history lesson approaching), in addition to the pharaohs being pretty gaudy when it came to graves, the pharaohs used slave labor to build them during the off season for harvesting crops. You don't want a bunch of oppressed people sitting around with nothing to do...in the heat. Things could get "revolutionary." If I'm not mistaken free people or citizens were allowed to help and, as some form of payment, received beer and bread. 6. Ever find a dead body? No, but I suspect it's in my future. I'm out in the middle of nowhere all the time. I'm bound to come across someone's body dump. However, I have excavated dozens of graves, with permission. 7. What should I say to an archaeologist if I see one in the wild? "Can I buy you a drink?" **If you don't see your question here, AMA!** ***Screenshot this and get it to the FP, and I'll send you a sweet projectile point.***

I'm all about supporting female directors...if I'm even allowed.

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Time travelers? The worlds first PC?

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It was just okay at best.

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My Mom just finished the Bee Movie. She loved it.

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Wait what.

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Oops.

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My Field Director makes my job less monotonous.

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When I agree with the unpopular opinion puffin, but then I see it's Ganjaplanta.

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I made some bread. I think it turned out alright!!

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What is this light generating thing at the lower right hand corner of Samuel F.B. Morse's 1822(23) 'House of Representatives' painting?

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Explain this BS, Congress.

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The mail-lady has been to my court twice today, and I've got a package every time. Hoping next time is SS delivery.

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When Trump googles "president..."

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Need some aloe for that burn?

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Falcons fans last night.

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How did this happen, Pepe?

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I feel like I'm from there, too, cause I say it all the time.

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Great.

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It's called Two Brothers.

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Then go to settings and scroll down.

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